IMac Pro

The madmen actually did it.

Holy shit, they also revolutionized the cooling system. They managed to pack all those hot-as-fuck components into a thin iMac. Nuts.

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18 core xeon
vega
128 gigs of ecc ram

good lord

>$4,999

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I thought Apple didn't announce hardware at WWDC

what gives

>revolutionized the cooling system

Yeah, cuz that's always worked out well.

18 cores running at 0.8ghz you mean.

You thought wrong

The future is bright.

BALLS DEEP

Is that how fire travels trough your hardware?

You could buy a used Acura for that price.

Apple has a history of packing things in and then they overheat. It's the same joke over and over.

Power Mac cubes would have cracked acrylic. G5 imacs had warranty extended since the capacitors kept blowing. Previous gen macbooks would burn peoples' laps. Current gen macbooks hard reset if you build hadoop with parallel tests.

I expect the new power mac to also break.

Insane what you can pack in less than inch of space.

Fake news.

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>Fake news.
it was on CNN, NYTimes and Washington Post???

thats still 14.4 summed up, breddy gud

APPEL INVENTED FANS!!11

MICROPAJEETS AND LOONIX POORFAGS CONFIRMED FINISHED, BANKRUPT AND ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!!!!!11111

>Radeon graphics
Dropped.

Please lurk more until you at least know how CPUs work.

Please lurk more in Apple threads until you at least know how clueless Applefags are about how anything works.

Haha fair enough.

But it looks nice as fuck.

white-hot housefires senpai

Pretty sure you can build a better rig for that budget.

There is no fucking way this thing refrigerates efficiently. You cant have a closed compact design and proper cooling at the same time.
I can build a beast for half the price.

Pepe Mac

Animation of the new Cyclinic cooling system in action.... pretty fucking awesome!

iMac Pro SUCKS
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Why would anyone buy a Used Acura, when you could get an IMac Pro for the price?

>I AM ANGRY

>ANGRY ABOUT COOLING

SHINY SHINY

>that pic

Lmao I own a Lexus and a Porsche and nobody gives a shit

>some clueless jew who shills shit tells me what to think
>I repeat them on a mongolian knitting board
kys

Sup Forums on suicide mode

This is an owl, illuminai kkk!

What? Why do you automatically assume he's a Jew? He's not practicing Judaism and doesn't look a Jew

>He's not practicing Judaism and doesn't look a Jew
You're an idiot. He looks like a caricature from some anti-semitism poster. Not to mention his name. And how the fuck do you know what he practices? Are you his gay lover or do you just suck his epenis for free?

Owl confirmed. I'm in.

>And how the fuck do you know what he practices?
He mentions multiple times in his previous vids from about 2-3 years ago that he practices Buddhism

Also

Wow....... This is the power of Applel.........

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fukken nice! apple still leads the cooling innovation.

You forgot one thing.

I'm not usually one to sperg about bezels, but that looks fucking disgusting.

Everyone shits on apple but this is pretty amazing.

you're an idiot for buying into that bullshit. and you're repeating an opinion of some shithead who never even used or owned the thing. you're an even bigger moron than him. literally a sheep!

Not really; check out the cooling on the Vaio Z if you want something like this that's actually impressive.

>Gonna sound like a jet engine even worse than iMacs already do
>Yet again more dumbfuck xeon and needlessly overpriced GPUs only useful to a tiny number of users
>AMD GPU hahahaha
>Five fucking grand starting

this thing is DOA, its making the exact same mistakes as the Mac Pro, only app store goldrush macfans like Marco Arment will buy this thing.

Keyboard and mouse look nice at least, sure they'll make a lot of money on those

>gets some cat hair inside
>fuggin wrecked

yeah I am sure it will work as described in the clean lab air conditioned settings.

Once the dust settles this will choke like the rest of the SFF workstations.

My MSI laptop had the same cooling fan layout, worked great, when it fired up Star Citizen and activated the "turbo", you could roast marshmallows.

>MSI
that's your problem user. apple's not MSI.

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LEAVE MARCO ALONE

Threadripper + 1080ti build would decimate this shit both in productivity and games for a fraction of the price.

Psst
it's fake

he is pretty much the only one from that clique who talks sense these days. At least he admits the iPad is a piece of shit and not suitable for professionals.

OOps, wrong thread.

Is this shopped? No way apple would push that bezel in 2017.

The reason it fucked them over last time was because they were counting on multi-GPU setups being the future trajectory for GPU technology. Given a multi-GPU setup, the Trashcan Pro's cooling was unbelievable. It's just that single-GPU ended up being better, and the cooling system couldn't work with one GPU.

People have been complaining loudly for literally years that this product does not exist. Now, here it is. If anything, this is a stopgap product to hold over the pro demographic Apple was formerly hemhorraging while they finish the new Mac Pro. Speaking of the new Mac Pro, the iMac Pro is an obvious test bed for the engineering that's going into the new Mac Pro.

The iPad is amazing, you doofus, and it's about to get even better.

He's not at all wrong when he says that it's literally the exact opposite of what many, many actual pro users told Apple they wanted after that trashcan abortion. It's the same absolutely awful concept but shoved into an iMac so you can now buy another screen you don't need or want with your completely non-upgradeable practically non-serviceable workstation that requires a jungle of external devices connected to it for almost all purposes beyond the webdev shitheads who will probably be the only ones dumb enough to buy the thing

>power mac
welcome to 2017

But does an Acura have a fleet of raging faggots willing to defend anything said about it and willing to do so for free?

You'd have to be some kind of a poor person to complain about a 5k computer.

Ryzen cant into Hackintosh.

this is irrelevant

>People have been complaining loudly for literally years that this product does not exist
not true at all, it has the exact same problems as the Mac Pro only with even less user serviceable parts. The Mac pro at least has user replaceable ram/SSD and in theory the GPUs could have been removed if someone had made anything else to put there.

People have been asking for years for more modularity and options for high end FP16 GPU options seen as they're excellent for almost all pro work (especially the VR shit they were shilling)

>Apple
>Doomed to trash AMD GPUs
>Doomed to not take advantage of bargain AMD CPUs
literally the worst of all realities

No user, what I mean is that system dissipates heat really well. It sent the heat out from the laptop, it didn't cook the laptop.

>iMac updated and gets a pro version
>Mac Pro still stick with 4-year old tech
>All other Mac Pros re-purposed into speakers

what a shame
And they didn't even put an 8K screen on the iMac Pro.

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Should've gotten an Acura.

How can your MSI have this fan layout if Apple just invented it?

>>Yet again more dumbfuck xeon and needlessly overpriced GPUs only useful to a tiny number of users
>only useful to a tiny number of users

Its almost, ALMOST as if that's the point of this product! I did not know people posting here could be THIS retarded.

Fucking lost

No, its very relevant. What's the point in great hardware if you're going to run Vindaloos 10 S(picy)? Really, what is the point? Have you developed the skill of talking directly to hardware through your brain? Unless you have, software will always matter more than hardware if you need to look at a screen.

>powered by molloch
>bitten apple of eden
what did they mean by this?

thats what I thought too.. weird symbolism for sure

>bezels thigg af

this isnt the fucking 90s anymore

rainbows are another big symbolism of apple

have you seen the ipen commercial??
serpents and 666 all through the advertisement

its pretty spoopy

they also stole all their code from bsd devils

They jus need to hire kushner as tne next CEO and the symbolism is complete lol

Remember the last time Apple "revolutionized" cooling?

An entire batch of PowerMac G5 had to be recalled because coolant in the water cooling system leaked everywhere and shorted out the motherboard.

if only they had gone with AMDs shitty named super cpu EPYC instead.

imagine if they could bring the cost down 500-1000$

Are you mentally disabled? Jesus fucking Christ.

MICROSHIT BTFO!!!

Please lurk more until you are capable of discerning if a post is satirical.

These things won't last.
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he took the bait..?

dont get so triggered bro go have a coffee or something

it's very clearly fake you retard

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>Apple
>Revolutionized
my sides

Isn't it just 2 fans turing in opposite ways?

>these specs
are we still in 2013?

>madmen
>men
I wouldn't consider those Starbucks sipping, cock swallowing hipster faggots at Apple to be real men

>Two radial fans blowing into the same radiator
>Everyone loses their shit at the fancy beams of colored bright air changing color
I want EVERYONE to leave.

It's to eliminate reduce the p-factor.

You forgot that its ECC RAM and 5K display no a 1440p ultra wide.

It looks hungry

>You forgot that its ECC RAM
Just because it's expensive doesn't make it worth even considering. That error correction isn't going to do jack shit for anyone using the iMac Pro, and Applel knows this.
It's only there to help enforce the "pro workstation" marketing and drive the price up.

LIKE I SAID, Apple invented it