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Dvorak lmao son

no fuck off kojima i dont have time for your shit

Why would they even show that tho

>Crash
>.....Remastered!!!

DID

YOU

RIKE

MY

GEIMU

user-SAN??

ko-meme-ma

>sony sets up a huge entrance for kojima
>he just waddles out awkwardly

EVERY FUCKING TIME

JAPS ARE THE BEST PART OF E3

>Mad Max theme

Kojima is autist

REMEMBER TO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES
HIS SWEET SWEET LITTLE LIES

But a good one right?

I don't get it why are people clapping for some guy hugging an infant

wat

what the FUG

guy from walking dead lmao

IS THIS PT?

Norman "Mah Nigguh" Reedus

cause it's the redneck with anime hair from the walking dead show

can't see his dick lmao

I WANT TO HUG A KOJIMA

DONT FALL FOR THE HYPE

yo what is even happening right now im trippin

kojima always throws me through loops baka

What got announced for sony press confrence?

>right now

oh I don't watch TV so I don't know what that means

>NOT SILENT HILL

FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOURSELVES REEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEE

GIVE ME THE FUCKING PT SILENT HILL RIGHT NOW YOU INEPT FUCKS AHHHH

Did I see Alice Cooper's name?

s-s-spidey?

insomniac making a spiderman game?
mite b cool

OH NO, DOCTOR CONNORS CLASS

Oh boy another pizza delivery simulator

>le bashful superhero

kill yourself spiderfuck

Dude Norman reddus lmao

>goes black
>silence
>PIZZA TIME
>BWAAAAAAAAA
>SPIDER MANPS4

Fucking FF7 when

reminder not to fall for it

Thank you, user

...

>demoing the game nobody cares about

brilliant

>no red dead

I've literally never played a MGS game before

Thanks for clearing that up boss

this could have been good if it was lighthearted biker gang fucking up zombies
instead of this weird last of us wannabe

>rides a roaring Harley to the front gate
>then starts sneaking around

After 9/11, there was strong, conservative unity.

Now, it's all humdrum. The liberals come together to blame while people for whatever happened. CNN commentators start typing up reports about how it's time to hand in our guns, guys, really :^) . Your average Joe just laments that the jihadists "got us again!" for about 10 seconds purely as a conversation piece

is this how civilizations end?

How in the fuck would they even do it?
Red dead had the perfect ending

think very poorly of this post apocalyptic meme

Bought and tried to play the new open world one
>the opening took over 2 hours and I probably played 5 minutes worth of game throughout the entire time
>still never got past the first town because i can't stand watching movies

>le kill the main character
>perfect ending

kill yourself

god of war looked like the most boring game every created

i know people joke about "moviegames" and such but it's literally a "walk forward and watch scripted boringness take place" moviegame

also
>That atrocious writing and dialogue

Remember when video games were fun? Remember when it was about playing a game and not watching bullshit setpeices fall apart?

Oil filter off a bike silencer Muh dick

RUN NIGGA

oh great another zombie meme game

Nigga are you retarded, or do you just want some (you)s?

i have a feeling you'll play as his kid so they made the opening cinematic as possible so it doesnt give anything away
thats why its just called "GoW"
still worried though

one would think running would be a a smarter thing to do than letting a horde catch up to you

>Watch porn
>nothing happens to my penis, body or mind
WAKE ME UP

Before you go go?

God play Dark souls then you fedora faggot

No ff7 I am piss

what?

that was it?

Sony.... Sawny is da bomb nigguh

It made you feel didn't it? Not everything has to have a fucking sequel.

Yeah it was shitty to experience, but honestly that ending was one of the best game endings I've ever seen

>not having a grand finale

kill yourselves you Sony hack fucks

decent show though. By far the best of this """"""""""game""""""" """""""""""""convention"""""""""""""""

stop masturbating for like 2 days and you'll be cured. Everytime I feel disgusted at my perversity or how I react to pornography I don't jerk it for like 2 days, and by then I'm about to jerk off to the slighest hint of cleavage or booty.

That new Kojima looks straight fucked lmao
Bare ass naked Norma Reedus?
He's lost his shit.

So, does E3 continue after tonight? How does this work?

>nintendo WILL win e3

I remember these conferences being a lot longer

nintendo tomorrow morning then its all over

Yeah, I actually liked it a lot and playing as his son was really cool.

I was just shitposting because I'm drunk

Damn.

took sum kratom
feelin gud lads
bout to smoke sum kush too

user, don't joke like that

Idk mane they'd have to pull several rabbits out they ass

didn't they just announce they only have zelda and pokemon?

MY FACE IS MELTING LMAO

Is it over now

>ghost babbies

>No alan wake

youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k

well sony pretty much won unless Nintendo decides to stop being retarded

wow that bitch got soaked thinking of old man kratos

what did she say?

Thanks

What in the actual fuck was that, Kojima?

Jesus christ is he a literal autist?

>no RDR2
>no bloodborne 2

i'm already done with this VR shit too

it's the stupid waggling shit all over again

Well now that's over let's get back to buisness. Minnosotans should be raped to death and then we should steal their land imo

>it's the stupid waggling shit all over again
Why do you say that?

he's japanese
what were you expecting?

How dare you

stupid gimmicky shit that is over priced and has limited gameplay capabiltiies

Hey, gotta rape something

>Canada will never annex you

>is he a literal autist?

more or less

that space game looked good until he got out and it was call of duty shooting and it turned out to be call of duty

what a shame

I own Rey and BB-8's mini figures.

Pretty qt deßü.

I'm collecting them so one day I can pass them on to my future son.

S I N A L O A

god, pink hair girl is qt
tbqh

It's literally a headset.

Monitor for your eyes that tracks your motion. What did you expect?