Post memes that only people from your cunt would understand

post memes that only people from your cunt would understand
>Entering the final exam and accepting your fate like...

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>***post memes that only people from flyover states in your cunt would understand

ftfy

i think everyone would understand that

i dont get it
t. QUT student

I don't understand this, they're both fucking shit

What did you kids add to the GAT this year?

My year all tried to mention bear grylls

UQ is good as fuck

QUT exams and courses are easy. I know some engineering grads from QUT that are dumb af.

this

M E L B O U R N E

>UQ is good as fuck

ahah hah haha

>any uni outside of anu(s), umelb, usyd, or unsw
>good

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>UQ is good as fuck

are you even part of G8 pleb?

it's probably better than those in all honesty

yes

How many aboriginals and other non-asian/non-whites are in Qld or WA unis?

>UQ is good as fuck
>
U N I M E L B

>probably better
it's literally not, unimelb and anu are the best. All the others are like ~20-30 ranks lower except usyd which is like ~10 ranks lower.

zero aboriginals at UQ. maybe a couple at QUT.

step up, peasant

theres 1 token abo student at usyd who's about 32 and still runs for all those student union positions

Schapelle Corby.

ANU is shit. these ratings are like rotten tomatoes. it's meaningless

you would think that going to some prole uni, wouldn't you?
*writes up an accredited thesis on why you're a massive gay cunt*

>Using African Americans in your maymays
God, you white Aussies are cucked to shit

Who /unimelb/?

why is pauline hanson so based

fb.com/PaulineHansonAu/videos/480861082118209/

This was within the first handful of posts when searching "Kansas memes"

The pictured weather event was also just a couple months ago. It was a fun time for all.

Except the idiots in western Kansas. Fuck all three of them.

we wouldn't be using them if they weren't good normie memes, mate

>maymays

just fuck off back to or some facebook Sup Forums meme page

ME. who /3rd year science @ melbourne/?

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Honestly thought Monash was higher but I don't care about your meme unis

Didn't mean to quote you m8

where did monash get this meme reputation that it was actually good?

>Monash
>good
Nah m8 nah.

No fucking idea mate, some cunts said it was good as back in school ay

people who aren't good enough to go to melbourne

kek

>all these chinks caring about uni ratings
Just wait till you find out that actual work experience and connections get you a job

>UQ
lmao trash uni

except when you want to work in something that isn't a meme like any applied sciences your uni means more than anything

Connections? Who you gonna connect with at QUT? Some kangas?

>having work experience, connections + a degree from a good uni
>having work experience, connections + a degree from a shit uni

hmm i wonder which one is better.

menen tupakalle
:DDDDDDDD

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Ratings are a meme.
>talking about universities with my boss
>he never hires anyone from melbourne uni
>they don't teach any technical skills, its all core shit, arts degrees and money grubbing
>mfw i got a great job with a shit degree

t. tradie

>he never hires anyone from melbourne uni

well yeah, tradies don't study here

Hi, is this the thread for discussions about Australia? :DD

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M C G I L L

ME
what's your major?

All this cat fighting. Fucking typical.

comp software systems

>sees the word melbourne mentioned
>posts that meme
If you wanted us to know you're from Queensland, you could have just said so.

>technical skills = tradie
Someone mad no-one took their interpretive dance about the stolen generation seriously?

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how about you state your profession instead of spouting reddit memes?

/arts/ here.

>inb4 muh unemployment
I already have a job related to my majors.

someone's mad that shelving 20 pingaz didn't get them a respectable uni degree

any time a non mongolian infested place is mentioned you guys go ape is all

>reddit memes
I'd expect a University of Melbourne, Parkville Campus academian to be well versed in such an area

USYD coming in peace.

ACU

>no u are

incredible

>tfw studied engineering at uts, now get paid to shitpost on 1000M fibre

nice, I'm in the biological sciences
lel we literally just mentioned our city's name you mongoloid
what did you expect from a tradie?

>tfw from melbourne, and also hate unimelb wankers
>playing both sides of the argument

>he knows the suburb we're in
What's it like to be so obsessed m8?

>respectable degree
I'm sure you get a lot of respect as a hipster barista while I'm earning 100k second year

J’allais me retirer quand une étrange sensation, humide et brûlante au bas des couilles, me fit perdre à nouveau toute notion de distance de la Terre à la Lune.

Abandonné inconscient au plaisir, je m’obligeai bientôt à porter une main ferme à sa source pour me saisir, au milieu des peluches, d’une petite touffe de poils vivante. Ouaf, ouaf !La honte rétrospective pourrait me faire taire mais je dois à mon lecteur. C’était son petit chien qui me léchait l’arrière du scrotum de sa langue râpeuse et enfiévrée.Que dire ? Que faire ?La fille dont les fesses allaient et venaient devant moi comme du pudding anglais, était déjà partie trop loin pour s’intéresser à autre chose qu’à son fuyant plaisir. Je remis donc l’innocente petite bête au sol qui reprit aussitôt sa besogne.

Pétale de rose, concours canin. Oserai-je l’avouer ? Nous jouîmes en même temps, elle seule, moi avec le chien. Un petit yorkshire mâle à poils long de trois ans, vierge, prénommé Poupeto.

Poupeto mi corazon, à la langue rêche et aux yeux de velours ! Je ne sus jamais si tu avais été dressé à cet exercice par une paumée perverse, ou si cet élan d’amour t’était venu d’instinct. Quoi qu’il en fût, ce pur moment de tendresse – resté jusqu’à ce jour secret – est le plus beau moment de communion charnelle dont je me souvienne. Ouaf, ouaf !

this man is the biggest meme of them all

don't be rude, we need your help
if you get 100k second year by hitting a piece of wood then we need to change the country

also not a barista unless you post your nightclub list on facebook every friday

I go to RMIT you retarded faggot
Literally the only thing unimelb is good for is Law, anything else and you're just a stuck up wanker wasting your time and money.

>RMIT
That explains everything.

>RMIT
somebody is jealous that he got rejected from umelb lol

>then we need to change the country
I thought socialist alliance fags were all for the working class, what happened?

Also EE you fucking mong. Feel sorry for all the poor fucks going engineering at lelbourne

>studying physics at melbourne uni

What the fuck is the matter with all of you?

Have you cunts got nothing better to be arguing about? Holy shit.

Every thread with low class tradies is like this. They're uneducated faggots with fighting in their genes, that's why they don't go to uni.

Oi fucking cool it on the tradies. Not everyone should go to Uni, it's a good thing you pompous cunt.

I'm in half a mind to agree with you, but you Uni Melb dumb cunts respond and get self righteous. You're no better than them. This is the sort of shit I see first years do.

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>tradies are a good thing
can't wait til robots replace menial laborers lol

Won't happen... not entirely. There's a level of skill that robots won't be able to replace - and they'll always need a human to validate their output.

How many tradies do you know, out of curiosity? Also, you're a juniour, aren't you?

>tfw making robots
A shame we can't program robots to be butthurt or they're take your job too.

LMAO at your stupid lives

Second.

>mfw I open this thread and read through what our """"""educated"""""" are saying.

Holy shit, is getting into the University of Melbourne your only fucking achievement?
The stereotype is true, that place is full of Sheldon Cooper wannabe aspies. If the only thing you have to pride yourself on and lord over people is the fact that you got accepted into a left wing uni in the city, you should just reconsider your life.
When I was in Year 8, this wanker kid literally cried because he ran out of time to do the advanced section on a linear equations test. The year after that, his friends played a joke on him and said that they saw his P.E. mark on the teacher's desk and it was a UG (fail), so he literally burst into tears and started bashing his head against the classroom wall. He would always spend his time looking up world university rankings online, and playing around with online ATAR calculators.
Now I know what he's up to today, posting in this fucking thread.

I'm probably going to end up going to QUT to do Information Systems.

For fucks sake this. Act like adults.

robots are never going to be able to do an electrician or plumbers job or any trade to be honest at least not in our life time you dumb fuck but enjoy your uni degree that doesn't even guarantee you a job anymore I'll be happy with my 80k-100k a year plumbing job.

Didn't mean to include you amongst the rest mate, I put you in there to agree with you

t. unimelb reject

The number of people that need to read this post...

>australians shitting on other australians
brilliant
like curing cancer with cancer cells that target only other cancer types
keep going at it m8s

>t. a 19 year old from ringwood who's really excited to be getting in amongst the inner northern crowd, drinking at the nicholson st cafes, studying in the state library with uni mates, attending abortion rallies on spring st, and catching the tram down st kilda road for a friday night out
Your life is nothing more than a meme, and your only achievement is apparently reaching tertiary education. If you want me to feel embarrassed for getting a job after Year 12 and living in a house, then sorry, I'm not going to. Now go back to your studying, don't want to miss that big assignment, Mr Big University Man!

Nah I get it. It's embarrassing though.

In my experience, people who are this fervent about the quality of their uni are usually the ones failing their subjects. They just use the "presitge" of their uni as a crutch for their terrible performance because they themselves have nothing better to offer.

That said, anecdotally Uni of Melbourne is ridiculously snobby from the time I visited and my cousin's experience there. The elitism was so bad that she swtiched universities.

t. unimelb reject

Yeah, I saw it in some of the guys I went to school with.
My uncle went to the Uni of Melbourne and studied law in the 80's. His father in law is a judge, and since he got married he became really stuck up, got a Melbourne Cricket Club membership to mingle with, lives in Glen Iris, and pretends he lives this really upper class lifestyle. He's practically the laughing stock of the family behind his back, and my dad thinks he's a delusional twat (they get along fine, but he still talks shit sometimes). Last year my grandma's birthday celebration was at my dad's house, but that uncle didn't come because he had a social gathering he wanted to go to instead of being with his mother and family.
So I can confirm that firsthand, Unimelb is for fags.

Autism

youtube.com/watch?v=Hj9Dae8QMUU

The guy is a Christian fundamentalist that's a bit of a local joke. Here various clips of his are edited together to tell of how he imported a girl from South-East Asia, fucked her hard and then she ran away.

I'm 18 turning 19 and this thread just confirmed that I should do a trade over uni.