American "entertainment"

>American "entertainment"

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>my 600lb life

Why not just "my american life"?

Try watching Masterchef Australia and saying that

Literally fucking American tier

>WOOOO
>YEAAAA
>*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>muh family *cries*

They have to be relatable

masterchef aus is great though

It really, really, really isn't

I lasted 20 minutes before I'd had enough of the Americanisms.

No mate, I couldn't a flying fuck about how you're doing this for your family who are outside cheering and clapping like a bunch of monkeys. Just cook the food and shut the fuck up about your personal life because only Americans care about that shit

>TLC
>THE LEARNING CHANNEL
This is how you learn how to wash yourself in murrica

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you evidently have no understanding of how reality tv shows work

>americanisms
>wow did that guy just say colour without the u this is an outrage

ahh yes

>the brush

>putting a mirror in an americans room is now television

I would lick her kneesacks clean.

jesus christ Hans, that's actually pretty spot on.

All anglo countries have really strange TV shows. At least America's are funny

>""""""""The Learning Channel"""""""""

I don't know, but I like watching webm related shows on tlc.

she lost like 5 mil pounds and now she looks like she's melting
has a pretty cute face actually

pics pls

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Pics?

There's surgery for that, but the chance of scarring is pretty high.

>americans

We imported something called "Sex Box" from you guys. Really great television.

Sorry pal, I don't have them. I wandered into Sup Forums a while ago for some reason and somebody posted her Instagram, but I don't recall it. It wouldn't be too hard to find but I literally know nothing about her except for that she's the woman from that webm

you're a big guy

oh god what the fuck is wrong with her legs
disgusting

HEALTHY AT ANY SIZE

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Found her

Is it wrong that I'm seriously turned on by this..?

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Her legs looks like a hard case of Chernobyl mutation.

eat to live
not live to eat

Holy shit, it's literally a fucking BAT.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

AHAHAHA THAT ARM FAT

She should just find a surgeon who will chop that shit off, jesus christ

would you?

y/n

Jesus, I am somewhat amazed. I mean good for her. But the next part is as hard, keeping the weight down and fixing all the emotional damages caused.

>fixing all the emotional damages caused
A Finn would know

get out of here, stalker

Imagine touching it and it shakes 2h

>Amerifats

Not at all

We are born with emotional damages, no need to fix them. That girl needs some surgery and she'll be fine.

source

That cameraman must have been shitting himself.

Read the filename.

I don't have the original video but I do have a short webm I posted just for this thread

de tering joh

Most Americans are 200-300 so watching someone 600+ makes us feel better about themselves. It's like that Seinfeld routine I forget which episode it was in but we just say "hey, I might have a problem but at least I'm not THAT guy" and then continue down the road to being that guy.

>Most Americans are 200-300
Speak for yourself, tubs.

ourselves

You're a minority skinnyboy real americans have real weights

is that desrow

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youtube.com/watch?v=yP9zIW2TTgc
youtube.com/watch?v=yP9zIW2TTgc

This show is actually pretty good.
I love it.
Image is a girl who lost a shitton of weight.

how did she get in?

Hello everyone i heard this is the american general thread.

Well, let's be honest here, the whole world is getting fatter.

how did she made money to buy a 2 stair house

>arm fat
how is this even possible? she lost pretty much everything but the arm fat stays? what the fuck

her mother and father and boyfriend.
yes, she had a boyfriend.

That's not fat. It's skin. Loose skin.

Here is your complimentary burger.

That'll be the extra skin gained while getting fat.

She's probably got some crazy skin folds under that dress

The Learning Channel is one of the most entertaining channels i get on tv

It's just TLC now.
Do they still do the midget shows?

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Sup Forums should not tolerate Anglos bullying Americans for being fat. The UK, Australia and New Zealand are all full of fatties as well. Canada is allowed to bully us though because they have the lowest obesity rates in the Anglosphere

hehehehee what?
midgets? hehehe wut

shit , would i get one of those if i went full /fit/? im not THAT fat but still...

It actually turns me on a bit.

Nah man. Well, maybe you'd get a little bit of loose skin, but the muscles would fill it.

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yeah theres always new midget shows. my strange addiction is the best show of theirs

Ow hell no.How on earth can this get you hard?

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>Linda bacon
>author of "Health at every size"
It's like the jokes write themselves

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If it doesn't have Lloyd Grossman then it isn't Masterchef.

Shut up tubby.

FUCKING HELL

The sad thing is that she has a cute face and if it weren't for the weight she would be pretty attractive and thus have a good life.

>That plaster near her foot
I thought it was some sort of censorship because the fat made her tits droop to the floor.

She lost the weight. This is her:

>fatmobile
>fatmobile3

Where is 2?

>tfw it's actually canadian
>tfw you will never ride your mobility scooter across the border and sink your teeth into that peanut buttery goodness

Well good for her if she lost the weight.

I hope if anyone here is on the large size they can use her as inspiration to get in shape.

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Skin folds don't go away. They can only be removed via surgery.

there's something seriously wrong with the dutch

see

She has the same body as the characters from Dinosaurs....

It's absolutely amazing the amount of strain that the human leg can withstand. It really felt like the bones were going to buckle watching this.

The brit's first one is my second one.. didn't want to repost

I would if I'm being honest, she really is attractive.

Even if she gets surgery, now she has permanent scarring on her arms and legs that can't be healed naturally.

Sad desu

:(

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On the plus side, removing the skin is an easy way for the ex-tubby to lose even more weight. I saw one of those shows where they removed 40lbs of skin in one surgery.

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Have you considered the possibility that I might be a terrible person with terrible fetishes?

Half of these are (literally) me

I would six ways till Sunday.

what the fuck