How do you order a beer in your country?

How do you order a beer in your country?

Personally I hand over my passport with shaking hands and just say "b-beer" while looking down at the ground

beer is gross

Thats bs because I know you look old enough so they don't even ask ID's from you anymore, and they only do that if you look over 30.

>beer is gross

Are you a faggot ?

A coke.

"yks portteri kiitos"

kuka helvetti menee paariin juomaan 5-6 euron normaalikeskikaljaa

This.

I burst into the bar, making sure that my trenchoat flaps in the motion, walk up to the bar and say "Barkeep! A pint of your finest ale, please."

Thought I'm the only one who thinks beer is disgusting.

maaaaybe

nelosstobe

Yhtälaillaila siinä herran Phortyyrissä on 200% palvelumaksua pullon ojentamisesta / lasiin kaatamisesta

"Alright love, I'll have a Stella you fucking slag"

I had no problem to buying beer then I was 18yo. But now sometimes I need to give them my ID coz they think I'm younger than 18, but I'm 28 now.

Pinte of IPA please mate

Une pinte s'il vous plait

Una cerveza por favor tio

"H-hi, how much for a Guinness?"
"$4"
"Okay"
*count money with shaky hands*

2 great reasons to only drink at home.

haha why do you have to show your passport? Are you that much of a babyface?

I don't drink alcohol. If you do you're literally a rapist.

>be balding in my early 20s
>never need to show ID
feels bittersweet

I would've gotten vaginae'd already if that was the case.

FUCKING NAZIST! THE POLICE SAYS RAPE IS CAUSED BY ALCOHOL!

"Yksi keskiolut tuoppi, kiitos."

>Vê uma [beer brand]
>*gives you the beer*
>pay later

Pretty simple.

Depends where I am. If it's a dive bar I just ask for a Yuengling, if it's somewhere nice I'll ask to see a beer list first.
So
"Hi, could I please have a Yuengling."

>FUCKING KUFFIR! THE SHARIA LAW SAYS RAPE IS CAUSED BY ALCOHOL!

i dont drink alchohol

"Pint of [ beer name ] please"

I just say "Weihenstephaner, doppelbock!"
That's Swedish for "a beer please"

i just grab what beer i want from the bar's fridge and pay for it, if i can't i just ask
>one [beer's name] please
except that one time that i got hyped because the beer had a bear and i wanted the bear beer so i said "i want the bear beer" and i got two and it was pretty damn good i tell you what

>they ask what they can get for me
>"[name of beer], please"
>feel young and beautiful when they ask to see my ID
>feel like an ugly old piece of shit when they don't

>"Hi. Give me a beer."
>pay and receive beer
>"Thanks."

Yeh this

This, any other answer is autistic

a pint of that please

I only drink by myself at home.

Same, but I'm prematurely aged, so no one has asked my age since 16.

Based, great taste

>tfw all decent established breweries in the US were founded by Germans

KRAUT'D

I don't order beer because all beer universally tastes like dog piss filtered through an anus.

>this person consider himself to be anglo

I unironically don't drink

What's wrong with dog piss?

Bin that watermark.