Why are Celts ruggedly handsome, yet anglos look like deformed middle easterners and inbreds???

Why are Celts ruggedly handsome, yet anglos look like deformed middle easterners and inbreds???

>anglos look like deformed middle easterners and inbreds???

My theory is literal inbreeding combined with Jewish admixture

Orlando Bloom is handsome.

If he is so handsome, why did the get cucked by Justin Bieber?

Not inbreeding, outbreeding. Race mixing with the Germans and Danes brought all kinds of facial features that don't fit together into one gene pool.

because you can't leaf the leaf

Those dark haired """""Anglos""""" have more than their share of Celt DNA.

this

Brits with 'Mediterranean' features eg black hair are genetically celts. eg the Welsh, who are more genetically and culturally insulated than Ireland was.

Are you jealous, world?

>Brits with 'Mediterranean' features eg black hair are genetically celts. eg the Welsh, who are more genetically and culturally insulated than Ireland was.
No.

not sure if that's how it works

Sorry, wot m8?

Big Dave needs to go on a cut

It's true. Gingers are a result of a dark person mixing with a light person. That's why there's such a high percentage of gingers in Britain and Ireland.

a dark person is the result of a dark person mixing with a light person

Dark curly hair is a celtic trait, however most of the "celts" there seem to be lowland Scottish, who aren't real celts 2bh

Yes

Ffs there's a difference between Brythonic celts (dark, curly hair, hazel and brown eyes, mostly Wales, Brittany and South West England) and hibernian celts (lighter skinned, red hair, green and blue eyes, Scottish Highlands and Ireland).

Celts came from Northern Iberia and France mostly whereas the anglosaxons were obviously Germanic

why do Britishmen tan like pigs

slavs just get brownish, britishmen get fucking red

A mix of poor genetics and lack of self control. Anglos tan for a day very well but decide on day 2 that it wasn't enough and burn themselves to a crisp.

too drunk to apply sun cream

Aren't Anglo-Saxons a minority in their own country ?

pretty good

the source of your map, iirc is some bollix racialist science book from the previous half of the last century and your initial claim is baseless

It's difficult to say, often you can tell where people's ancestors came from and it's certainly true that the different regions (north, south, south west, scotland, wales) all look discernably different if you take a wide enough sample. However there's been so much intermixing between the angles, saxons, normans, celts, romans, vikings etc etc etc even without the recent influx of Caribbeans and Indians that it's fairly tricky to guess if folks are anglic or not.

Rowan atkinson graduated from Oxford with a masters in electrical engineering

>tfw anglo-celtic west saxon
>mfw bog trotters, porrigewogs and sheepshaggers will never EVER not be arsepained

Didn't he get beat up that faggot bieber ?

Didn't he beat up* I meant.