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angelic edition

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cara

maisie

Does your favourite girl support brexit????

a poo a day keeps the loo away

nigger

Soviet Union
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on the diclazepam

>tfw dad had to sell his private jet

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

no, and she also supports refugees

which is quite unfortunate but i don't have to agree with her political views i guess

probably not because shes a billionaire who travels a lot

povvo twat

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Wow, have you ever seen something so profound? So inspiring? Is it just me or this is the kind of panacea for all thinkers like me? This analysis of the jungle, excellently presented and argued by Werner Herzog. Its not only food for thought, its a banquet for intellectual stimulation. Herzog's adept usage of circumambient peripherisation is unlike anything I've ever read among modernist authors, and I consider myself a preeminent scholar in the field. I cannot express how deeply, this has influenced me as a Renaissance man, how this has intimately bridged the former dualistic separation of mind and world for me and allowed me to reach new plateaus of overwhelming academic and cerebral culture.

If anyone else has anything else, so quintessentially necessary for the development of man's enlightenment, so beautifully constructed, akin in its sophistication and overwhelming importance for anyone of an erudite status and sagely virtue, please do not hesitate to share

lads

this 2bh


I can finally go to sleep now

goodnight m8

>Girl starts texting me
>Utterly fucking bored out of my nut after like 5 exchanges
Christ Almighty women are terrible at texting.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

trying to fit in

>i don't have to agree with her political views i guess
Till you have kids with one and they turn to be cucks

Emaciated horse faced bint

Britain, more like cuckland amirite?

What are you both talking about?

excellent post

she will have grown out of those silly views by then :)

Stop posting memes and start saving up to pay for that wall

high tory master race

Going to the US.

a cara version of this pic is needed m8

I dont have the database for it

l am a Poz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a little. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

Fuck off

Lads what's the quickest way to kill yourself? I don't fancy drowning or hanging myself. Is it true that you lose consciousness if you fall from a great height?

mind if i save this?

Hate all JFs by default. The only ones who have won me over are caralad, the frog and nova scotia.

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>women are terrible

FTFY

nah she knows politics goes above her head

you forgot me

TOOT AHAHAHA

Question Time, 2021

>You there at the back, yes, the gentleman with the spectacles. You said something about the preferred method of genociding the pakis?

Na, she's good to be around in person tbqh. She's just dreadfully dull over the phone.

Be my guest

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anyone got the irish vocaroo to this? used to have it bookmarked and one of my chief gimmicks was responding to all all irish posters with it but the link died

the qt (gay) aussie lads alri tbf

find this oddly arousing

bit sexist lad

>tfw the glory days are over

True (

>>tfw the glory days are over
???

ugh, need to change my bed sheets

Uh mmm yes aah I mean personally I would start with the one that is known as "poleaboo"

Yes. After much deliberation I came to the conclusion that the best way to rid the world of such unwanted filth is to simply nuke the whole entirety of the middle east.

Brexit or not brexit lads? I know the answer full UKIP from Sup Forums, but what about Sup Forums?

anime

will dimblebot even be alive then

iktf


I am a Cow-Cuckold. You can already imagine what that is. I will just say that my bull is really a bull. ;)

Anyway, here's what I do: My wife and I travel to the countryside until we find an appropriate Bull. Then I give the farmer 100 € and he knows what we want. We go with the bull into the stable and it fucks my wife. They normally have a 12 inch penis, I simply cannot compete with that!

Then 9 months later we get a gift: A child which is half human, half bull.

based belarus

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reminder the trick to getting a gf is B.E.'ing you'reself

the late 2013-early 2015 days of /brit/

yes, brexit

fuck the eu

etc.

Leave

BRITISH ARMY

have eaten nothing today

in centuries to come will look back at this video as the very start of the beta uprising

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Trinity here, I have to confess something.

When I was 16 I was diagnosed with Schizophrenia and Dissociative Personality disorder. I decided to stop taking my medication last year, and /eire/ has been the manifestation of my illness since the beginning. I created several alter egos: Ellen; Juniper, Howth; that American girl, Masterbait, Jaggy, all fabricated. The little relationship between Ellen and Juniper - Completely made up. The talking about going for walks on Howth beach and slicing people up - complete fabrication. I occasionally posted my neighbourhood under the name "The_Solution" who was also an alter ego of mine. And the NatCon vs Weeb episode was at the height of my illness when I was smoking 50 euros worth of weed a day which compounded my illness, I would spend hours on end arguing with myself.

Some people came in and were fooled by this, and indeed not all personalities are fake: Brum, Autistic Animes, Laois, Wexford user, Interrailer, to name a few. They fell into my trap but were real people. Some even suspected me and I got worried for a while, congratulations to Laois and Wexford user who were perceptive enough.

And the French language threads in which I had arguments with myself, even in some Germanboo threads I would adopt a French proxy to argue with myself and spin you all up in my web of lies.

I have resumed my medication program recently which caused me to calm down, and this is the reason for the demise of /eire/. I was /eire/, you see. I am writing this to confess; to apologise; to inform. I had hoped that I had created something that would last in /eire/ and that even without my activity /eire/ would live on, but alas it appears without the beating heart that is my illness /eire/ cannot survive.

Your friend,

Trinity

>anytime after old-new /brit/
>good

lmao

doing a white dick poo

Why's that?

reminder

nothing appetising in the fridge

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>Thingken of old-new /brit/

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>have eaten nothing today

union jack? janny ain't
allowing /brit/ to have craic? janny ain't
for free? janny ain't
he takes it very seriously, janny ain't
fiance? janny ain't
friends to say happy birthday? janny ain't
big time? janny ain't
can he ban users for their crime? no, safe

ok

I'll make one

I'll rustle something up for you

ffs lads, girl on Tinder wants "to get to know each other a bit more" before she comes watch a fucking film with me. She's not even that attractive. Into the trash she goes.

>ffs lads, girl on Tinder wants "to get to know each other a bit more" before she comes watch a fucking film with me. She's not even that attractive. Into the trash she goes.

god save caralad

I honestly think this a better flag than the one we have now

I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT

i've become so efficient at harvesting (You)s that i'm thinking about becoming a (You) farmer

kpop

velas >>>>>>>> vape fags

Are all British girls this gorgeous?

it mustve been something you said

it looks cool but then the dragon becomes the de facto emblem of britain due to it being smack bang in the middle of the flag despite it being a welsh thing

No, it looks shit. Just accept that there's no elegant way to incorporate a fucking dragon in the Union Jack

boiler has water dripping from it

this probably isn't good is it

His name was Howth.

He was a monster of a man, broad shouldered and a countenance not unlike that of a gorgon. He could articulate any position in a debate and decimate everyone, leaving him, a real Dublin genius, left standing. Even his most vehement enemies loved him.

We live in a period in which politicians are not very popular, and believe me, you have my sympathy. Politicians are regarded as people who have learnt to talk but not to act -- and you demand action and rightly demand it!

The little men of the old parties, blown hither and thither by every gust of transient opinion, elated by a little success, downcast by a little failure, gossiping and chattering about the prospects of the next five minutes, jostling for place, but not so forward in service, without loyalty, endurance or staying power. Such a character is the hallmark of financial, democratic politics. It is the opposite of the National Conservative.

My comrades in struggle, our fight is for the soul of Ireland, and in that battle we go forward together until victory be won. Our struggle is hard because we are fighting for something great and great things are not lightly or easily gained. We are fighting for nothing less than a revolution in the spirit of our people. We care not whether we win tomorrow morning or at the end of a lifetime of labour and of struggle. All we care is that we win and win we will because Ireland demands it, and no power on Earth can hold down the will within us. Struggles we have had and will have, blows we have taken and will again, victories we have had and will have again -- yes, even greater victories than NatCons have ever known. Through good and ill we march on, till victory be won.

you listen to kpop too :D? cute girl :3

>Are all British girls this gorgeous?

you're american, though, you'll be put out of business by genetically-modified (You) companies

gud lad

*Reluctantly accepts*

business plan: instead of investing into hibernation for our inevitable long trip to Mars, give the astronauts video games to play instead

How does the average British girl compare to Cara?