>media doesn't know monkey dongs
Post hilarious stock images of "hackers"
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even 2017, fawkes is still the best haxor
You mean you don't wear a hoodie and use a holographic projector to fill your room up with 1's and 0's while tapping furiously on your keyboard?
mfw i just stole you're are identity and used it to buy a shipping container full of underage asian sex slaves
Of course not! My projector streams brainfuck code across the room!
What do you mean, that you're not running nmap fbi.gov on greentext terminal theme in a dark lit room (fapping to it optional). gtfo my Sup Forums
my console pleb "gaymur girl" neighbor literally told me she thinks VR headsets will be used by hackers to "fry your brain"
also she is beyond unfuckably hideous before you ask
get your tinfoil hats ready
>inserts card into the optical drive
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guy in the bottom right is just trying to buy something.
So what increases you hacking ability better, a ski mask or a pair of nylons over your head?
So far I've being doing panties over my face but I guess that is wrong
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the guy in the bottom left is browsing Sup Forums
I have a whole folder dedicated to these
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For a second I thought the guy in the top right was just a black guy.
>Hacking on a phone.
I hope he's taken the time to flash NetHunter, remove the radio antenna and the GPS antenna?
>dont mind me, im just deconfligurating your harmonizer core
this is just terrible, jesus christ
hollywood hah, ridiculous
AN EGGSOOCATIVE ROONANG GOONUU PLOOS LOONUX
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Don't forget your balaclava
What's wrong with this one?
>look at binary code
>i recognize that bulge
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That one actually looks fairly realistic.
Why are they all wearing ski masks? Nobody wears those when "hacking" and unless you're 14, you don't wear a Fawkes mask.
If anybody was worried about privacy they could tape over the webcam (if they're a craptop user) or unplug it from their desktop.
What the fuck is hollywood trying to portray?
Also obligatory "The hacker known as 4 Chan"
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Hoodies not optional
obviously they are all russian and the ski mask is because they are too poor to afford heating in that frozen wasteland.
IMAGIN MOY SHOLK
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O shit, Robert was with the Feds all along?
>being a hacker
>not knowing about real robert hours
sexy hacker google search first pic.
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w2c keyboard
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Clever, using the optical drive to take photos of there ID
>tfw dvorak fetish
You need programming socks, duh
With your cash
He looks like he has a condom pulled over his head
>not streaming malbolge code
kek
She is right you know. But it's the NSA not hacker kiddids
Still would bang her.
most dangerous hacker
Hax0r görl
Someone watched too much SAO there
Your haxors don't have a chance. I present you: O-mamori
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I wonder how many had it around their necks like a real talisman.
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Lol
Ill give her something to hack
Hoodies are so comfy. I wish I could wear them without it having to rain.
*furious typing intensifies*