>be American
>all my life savings get destroyed on a rainy day because paper money
Be American
Andrew Gonzalez
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Julian Cook
Americans store their money in the bank
Kayden Nelson
Have you heard about "bank"? Or you guys just burry your savings into the ground?
John Thompson
>be American
>all my life savings get stolen by bank robbers
Angel Reed
>be Australian
>spend hours uploading pictures exclusively to shitpost on Tibetan origami forums
Jaxon Phillips
>giving your money to the jew
Zachary Sullivan
Banks don't actually keep much physical cash.
Wyatt Sullivan
The fruit doesn't fall too far from the tree.
Aaron Myers
>be Australian
>spoidah falls on lap
>jump out of panic
>mfw ground harness snaps and I fall into the sun
Jonathan Thomas
Actually our money is made of cloth.
Dominic Jones
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Chase Nguyen
We have a fractional reserved banking system and accounts are insured for up to $250,000.
Isaiah Russell
I didn't have your golden lels there so I saved them, thanks m8
Lincoln Scott
>be American
>life savings don't actually exist
>get JEW'd
Jaxson Hernandez
>be american
>money gets stolen by cybergoth bank hacker.
Jayden Williams
rare
John Harris
...
Daniel Hall
>be american
Anthony Miller
t. gommie
Nathaniel Morris
Australia also has fractional reserve banking.
Aiden Reed
American "paper" money is actually printed on a blend of Cotton and Linen. It's pretty durable.
>what is the FDIC
Justin Cook
>85kb
Michael Sullivan
Jokes on you, everything I earn I change to pennies and keep it under my bed. Once the penny is retired I'll melt them down and sell all the copper and make a fortune.
Jordan Adams
Probably the worst attempt yet. And with so much material the past few days.
Australia should be ashamed.
James Rivera
marketwatch.com
Is this article true? Are americans massive poorfags
William Perez
Yes we don't save money at all we live paycheck to paycheck paying off all the debt we've acquired.
>Car payments for $25k car
>Rent/house payment
>Utility bills (phone, internet, electricity, water)
>Schooling ($5k-$20k)
If you don't take out any debt then you're left unable to compete with those that have.
Leo Rogers
>be Australian
>have to spend almsot 4$ for a bottle of soda
>the dollar value is roughly equal to 75 cents of the USD
>have no guns
How do you live in such a shit country?
Alexander Anderson
Be Canadian.
That's it, that's the joke.
Liam Watson
But I keep my money out of the bank and rain don't affect it since it plastic
Checkmate burgerfats
Noah Smith
>be american
>go to withdraw moneys
>get shot
Camden Howard
>BE AUSTRALIAN
>GET ATTACKED BY SPIDER
AAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Christian King
>be Australian
>plastic money because can't stop drooling on everything
Jordan Hernandez
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Brody Campbell
Plastic money can't be used to wipe up drool. Paper money, on the other hand...
William Gonzalez
No, shitheel, drool ruins paper money.
Wyatt Ramirez
You use plastics to wipe up liquids?
Nathan Jenkins
No I use plastics to keep liquids off of stuff. I also don't use paper to clean up liquids, I use a cloth.
Jesus, why're you so dense?