Yeah ummmmmm we typed your name into Facebook but we can't find your page, explain

>yeah ummmmmm we typed your name into Facebook but we can't find your page, explain

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I typed yours on gab.ai and couldn't find you either, explain

>gubayee? what's that? is it like pinterest?

facebook is for normies. you are all shallow.

Umm, 1000% sweetie, what is that?

What is the Sup Forums approved social network?

It's cool bitch I'm holding beans
>bj.png

>Sup Forums
>social

GNU Social

Even if I had one, why would you need to know my Facebook page?

I don't give a shit about people.
I'm outta this low-iq gathering, thanks for the free meal and drinks.

>How the hell do you know my name, are you a stalker?

You mean GNU/Social

gnu.org/software/social/

No, I don't.

>explain
Why? Your opinion doesn't matter to me.

I can smell the Newport Menthol on these skanks from here.

Why would I go to a party?

Is this the spanish inquisition?

What are all of you doing in my house?

Sorry no. Actually we give 30 days notice in the post. We're quite nice actually. Just so long as you can prove in trial you're not a jew.

> When the inquisitors arrived in a particular area, they would announce an Edict of Grace. This was a 30-day period in which secret Jews could voluntarily come forward, confess their sin, and do penance. This was also a time for others with information about Christians practicing Judaism in secret to make it known to the tribunal. Those found guilty after the 30 days elapsed could be burned at the stake

>it's the 2017th century sweetheart, the first thing you do if you meet someone new is look them up online!

Facebook is old and for grandmas, the new hot shit is mIRC, bet you haven't heard of it

Only old people use facebook these days.

You're in it

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Learn to type, shit is still there

Nigga just use instagram

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Are you telling me this meme has been a lie?

>2017th century
Still a while to go...

Facebook is for old people to share photos with

Normal young people just use whatever fucking messenging service their friends do now - except for facebook.

everyone uses snapchat now

Literally EVERYONE uses mastodon now
I don't know a single person that doesn't use mastodon in 2017.

>at bar
>getting along with the person next to me
>them:'hey let me add you on facebook'
>me:'oh I don't have a facebook'
>they type stuff in on their phone and hand it to me
>it's a fucking facebook page with the search bar ready for me to type in my name
>re-iterate that I don't have a facebook
>me:'oh I thought you were joking lol'
Stopped using mine in ~2009

The only social media I use is Sup Forums and snapchat. perhaps discord as it can loosely be considered social media

Only illiterate Niggers, 12 year old kids, & Trump voters use Facebook nowadays to broadcast their stupidity.

Adult Normies use Linkedin

real life

>FB
>2017

It's Twitter, Instragram, or Snapchat.

Internet? Is that still a thing?

GNU+Social

i was asked this very question and i just said how does that impact the role in anyway and they just said it doesn't but it helps with 'team cohesion'.

didnt get the job ofc.

fuck off, RMS
Its just Social

Jobs still ask for social media? If they wanted to socialize with me, it's e-mail or through the phone. what the fuck?

Yes.

Monty Python is not who you get history lessons from.

you bet they do, especially in certain industrys like tech. if you dont have social media it is quite literally viewed as a red flag by HR.

it won't be long until facebook users (glib absent minded uncreative people) are the only ones allowed to exist and everyone else is euthanised and bulldozed into a mass grave.

ill bet anything the governments got a list of all the facebook users, anyone who played pokemon go for at least a month after it came out, anyone who's bought a fidget spinner, etc; and that they'll cull everyone who hasn't.

Say what? Are you saying Monty Python are not a credible souce? Brb, gotta evaluate my entire life.

>tumblr with sandniggers
I'll pass.

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>quite literally viewed as a red flag by HR.
good thing no one who isnt a fat retard cares about what HR thinks

>haha guuuurl you still use facebook? lmao that's a gramma website

>proprietary nonfree social network
Why not just use Facebook?

If you're a loser, wether you are on Facebook or not won't change jack shit for you.

You still won't be part of these normies gathering.

Also, you wont become a winner overnight.

Answering the question depicted by OP is just a lose-lose game.

>2017
>using jewbook

seafour.club
Crypto-secure and free as in freedom.

Minds or Gab Sup Forums?
Which of these allow me to shitpost like on 4chins?

Neither of them because they're both proprietary pieces of trash and have autistic userbases.
Minds if you want /r/The_Donald's userbase, Gab if you want Tumblr's.

Toot to me at mastodon!

My facebook name is not in English

I'm married
Why are you in my house

i dont want teh Jews to steal muh cookies

Facebook is for feeble minded people like you cunts.

Some of the noises tennis players make when they hit the ball are fucking scary.

"My name only shows up when cool people look for me."

>explain

what are they, daleks?

diaspora

>/gee/ is so disconnected from normals that they don't even know normals don't use facebook anymore
They'd ask for ig or snap

When I was in high school I never saw the point in having one. Now that in my 20s, I see the worth in having something that allows me to keep casual contacts and seeing what old classmates from uni are up to without calling them up on the phone to have an awkward conversation. It'd just feel weird to make a facebook at age 25 and have 12 friends. Seems more sad than not having one at all.

diaspora

go away you free speech hating commie

boards.Sup Forums.org/g/

Gitlab

How the fuck do you know my name?

Only my grandma still uses it. What a backwards gig.

No one does this OP

Has Sup Forums actually interacted with human beings before
How autistic are you OP

Maybe you just don't know how into facebook sweetie.

*chuckles*
You silly girls actually still use facebook?

normies don't use those but kids do

Oh, just like, the new twitter, cupcake, are you lokr, behind the times?

I'm gay anyway.

>this is considered 10/10 in burgerland

Stop looking for work in shitty places.

Me and everybody I know work with conservative technologies and never have to worry about this bullshit.

Go into embedded, legacy, or mainframe programming and leave the unwashed masses to die at their shitty start-ups that are going to collapse and leave them unemployed.

Why would I explain a shit to you whores?

But why

"Didn't realize I was at a party with a bunch of nerd losers, haha."
unzip my pants and pee really hard

there's no such thing as straight

Where is this from?

No, it's not. Apparently it's the first thing YOU do though, and I'm judging you for it, if you care to know.

>Being this fucking retarded