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Thinking about converting to Islam lads.

Looking forward to reading Piers' column when it happens.

I really, really, really like this post.

What a great thread

TOOT haha

I appreciate it

pendejo

PWONK

Some cunt is trying to scam me on gumtree for my sofa lads

Knew it was too good to be true

classic.

Reminder that the UK needs to be taking in more Syrian refugees

They're just trying to make a better life for themselves and with Britain's extensive social services that can become a real possibility for them

The United States really doesn't have much in terms of social services when it comes to Britain and Europe so it's best that the refugees go to Britain and Europe

>reality

No, they just need to start finishing the job.

fuck you

I need vocational training. I try not to think about Sup Forums all day, but hey, try to get training that I can afford, it's literally only open to "sensitive districts" (niggers) and statutory refugees.

The pic you posted is ridiculous.

If we want to protect the Syrians, then let's just not bomb them.

Fucking yanks, frogs, and spics in MY /brit/?

>the availability of internet porn means children as young as 8 are now watching sex videos at least once a week

They're going to have to lower the age of consent to keep up with the technology

The West should be supporting Assad

Given what all the other attempts to turn middle eastern nations into democracies have become it's time to realize that the Middle East needs secular strongmen to rule their countries otherwise they quickly turn into hell on earth

>my /brit/
what???

Rasheed

they will feel at home with the rest of the muzzies in yorkshire 2bh

>go to /sg/ and remind them that they support a based country who was an ally of the Soviet Union
>NOOO MAN ASSAD IS A FASCHIST LIKE US

>taking that seriously

seems like australia banterd the barrier reef a bit too much

Respect the self-determination of the people of Middle-East you fucking coward, so much for American values and muh guns and right to revolution hypocrite.

Well during the Cold War every country was either and ally of America or an ally of the Soviets regardless of how they actually ran their own countries

Some nations like Egypt and India played both sides

That doesn't apply to the sand people

Left to their own devices they will destroy their own countries and all surrounding ones

The gentleman you responded to is actually Mexican. He works for a lawncare company

but saying that assad is a fascist is a dumb excuse

Actually I'm a dishwasher at the local TGI Fridays

Get it straight, gringo puto

Are all Mexicans freedom hating cowards like him?

Well it's a non sequitur really

It doesn't matter what the fuck his actual political ideology is the fact remains that Syria was much better off under Assad and sans-Western intervention

I actually think Mexicans are very nice people (except for the ghetto ones). Their political views definitely lean left, however

TOOT

I'm a Stalinist just like my friend ITT

you are a based poster

yugos tho

>Their political views definitely lean left

71% voted for Obama in 2012 and the same amount will vote for Hillary in 2016.

liberals =/= leftists
:0)

They're voting for the benies, and nothing else.

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Fact:

No other general can compete with hilo latino when it comes to memes

/brit/ just has passing gimmicks but hilo latino develops memes that are hilarious and have real sticking power like the high Simpsons

chicano leftists know that Hillary is the same cancer as trump :0)

Still allied with the Soviets

Just cause Tito was able to maintain yugo sovereignty doesn't mean that he wasn't firmly behind the Iron Curtain

if i remember yugoslavia was against the soviet invasion of czechoslovakia

If the Cold War had gone hot they would've sided with the Soviets it would've been impossible for them to remain neutral

>See an immigrant
>Think to myself "only a week till you're deported mate"

Normies uhmmm????
Kill yourselves

>The man behind the worst mass shooting in recent US history was a visitor to the Orlando gay club where he carried out the massacre, witnesses say.

>Chris Callen, a performer at Pulse in Orlando, Florida, told the New York Daily News that Omar Mateen had visited the venue several times.

Plot twist

really makes you think

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igpoo

Australia is literally turbonormie: the country

Every lad is some jacked Zyzz-looking Chad and all the girls are 9+/10 Stacy slags

Living there would be a nightmare for me
At least here there's plenty of other neckbeard losers walking around

JUST B URSELF

t. Chad Mc'Square Jaw

Eye witness testimony is sketchy at best

I'm not saying that Rasheed didn't visit the club but I'll need a little more evidence than hearsay before I'm able to draw a conclusion

If I hadn't been up all night, I would dox these cunts just to see what they look like.

That's why you avoid them, think

having to get a train to work with all the peasants.

I

>The bodies of 42 fishermen, who were killed by the Islamist group, Boko Haram, have been pulled from Lake Chad in Cameroon, the country's military has announced.

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Religion of peace at it again.

(We wont hear any news on this seeing as it happened in Africa and makes Muslims look bad it will be buried)

Probably just your typical 7/10 extroverted normies who have been dating since their teens with a large social circle

talking to a girl on tinder

>Barrack Hussain Obama is refusing to use the term "Islamic terrorism"

Ah yes I wonder why a man with the name HUSSAIN would be doing that?

and what if i have a tinder account?

Tbf no one really cares about shit like that going on in Africa

It's par for the course over there

Would be more surprised to hear that violent atrocities committed against innocents weren't being carried out there on a daily basis

if we don't talk about then it will just disappear

the aneurysm one is a girl and this is her and her husband.

Get some fine Jaliscana tail

are you a chicANO?

Her husband is literally a fat balding neckbeard

Wtf??

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CHI

>The Orlando gunman's wife has told federal agents she tried to talk her husband out of carrying out the attack, NBC News has learned.

>Omar Mateen's wife, Noor Zahi Salman, told the FBI she was with him when he bought ammunition and a holster, several officials familiar with the case said. She told the FBI that she once drove him to the gay nightclub, Pulse, because he wanted to scope it out.

These one of those "moderate" muslims lads? Wont commit terrorist acts themselves but will literally do everything in their power to help someone else?

good lad. steaks are supposed to be made well done though

I just like to go to Mexico to get laid and buy cheap coke

If I ever came into a large sum of money I'd move down there

oh yummers

I hope she develops cunt cancer.

>both overweight

ah yes

>I'd move down there
but why though?

when was your last 10/10 poo lads? i can feel something special brewing in the bowels right now and i'm quite excited

gross

The girl looks cute.

It's the job of the moderate Muslim to tell you that Islam is the religion of peace while simultaneously pushing for special status for Muslims

For instance a community college in Michigan installed a foot bath for Muslim students to perform their ablutions before their 5x a day prostration towards the meteor

It is a clear violation of seperating of church and state as community colleges are public institutions but in today's political climate it would be racist not to bow to the demands of Muslims so that overrides constitutionality

nah she fat

probably an insufferable cunt too

>There are fat neckbeard fedoras that have more experience with women and know how to talk to them better than you.

well good morning

>soldiers are ordered to carpet bomb syria by people in suits
>Our community has to turn into a ghetto
yeah, nah,

Cheap cost of living, beautiful women who will want to fuck me because I have blue eyes and petrodollars. Also it's fairly lawless so I can do whatever I want

can smell you from here

>German man shoots five-year-old refugee girl and teenager with air rifle

Good lad

Ask your mum if she would grass your dad up for something without question or doubt. Not everyone is the black and white thinking teenager who has everything sussed that you are.

So I've been gone awhile, is /brit/ still basically just retarded autists?

She sure is ugly on the inside though.

The next time one of you thinks that Muslims don't suffer the most from terrorist attacks remember that not only are Muslims the highest number of victims killed by terrorists groups but one of the most targeted minority groups in the western world.

these are great reasons to live here btw....even the narcos would not mess with you, because they know you could be a great customer

surely defending her integrity on /brit/ will do her and yourself a lot of good

morning lads

literally texting her right now though. go take a shower
shes right though