>be american
>get eaten by an alligator
Be american
Juan Nguyen
Alexander Martin
>be alligator
>eat fat american for the lolz
>get shot
Nolan Long
That poor alligators mouth is now corked.
Charles Hughes
this thread is bad and you should feel bad.
Sebastian Martinez
Alligators are cool, they're like cats that live in the swamp, the sunbathe, hide, and eat all kinds of stuff.
Parker Flores
*Floridian
James Anderson
Americans hunt alligators don't they?
Kayden Harris
Yeah, they're a bit of a nuisance, and?
Who's to say I can't think a hunted animal would be fun to have around.
Jace Kelly
Aligators are friend of human.Stop it.
Logan Richardson
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Angel Murphy
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Samuel Hernandez
fug, how to other unitedstatesians deal with floridans
Luke Brooks
It's pronounced American
t. Burger on holiday
Connor Smith
AR15's lately seem to get rid of them
James Sullivan
My Side
Benjamin Jones
based
>on holiday
fuck off
James Bell
Unitedstatesian is acceptable too. The gay guy on my morning classical radio program uses it.
Tyler Anderson
We keep them around for entertainment.
Carter Watson
Woooo Florida man thread?
Colton Martin
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Angel Powell
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Anthony Diaz
>Illegal butt injection
Florida is truly the pinnacle of US culture and adventure
Adam Martin
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Jaxson Robinson
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Ethan Rogers
actually everywhere is that crazy but the media in Florida has direct access to police records or something like that so they can churn out Florida man things like crazy all because of some law
Noah Lewis
The hunter becomes the hunted
Luis Long
I like how retard media memes are uncritically adopted by other countries.
if you are talking about night club shooting, that was a Sig Sauer MCX Carbine. To the media everything is an ar15
Leo Ramirez
Come home Florida man
Jacob Parker
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Christian King
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Jayden Bailey
What's wrong with Floridans?
Why are they so crazy?
Thomas Walker
For sure, when I was there (in Florida) I wasn't shot, eaten by homeless people on bath salts or even remotely molested- with or without an alligator
Alexander Thompson
See
Also no telling how many of them are fake
Jonathan Richardson
It's was a stanag compatible 5.56 nato semiauto carbine rifle.
Close enough, only autists get flustered over brand names.
Jordan Perez
>They were covered in bees- their beards, their hair, their clothes. Bees were everywhere
Florida man at it again
Jonathan Brooks
Least it wasn't yellowjackets, those motherfuckers are devils on wings
Aiden Turner
Benjamin Morgan
Nah, it's probably all those meth labs leaking into the groundwater.
Nathaniel Ward
it's a hard life
John Morales
I think the 'freedom fries' jibe is utterly uncalled for, and simply insulting. I do wish that people would stop this juvenile abuse of US contributors (perhaps we should remember that Wikipedia would not exist without the efforts of Americans).