Have you bought anything off dark net markets?

Have you bought anything off dark net markets?
How was the experience?

You are a faggot.

Yes. Bought drugs that wasn't weed. It was super easy and painless, besides setting up bitcoin (just do Coinbase or something if you don't give a fuck).

One of the guys even sent me a duplicate package like 3-5 days after. Don't know if that was a mistake or he was trying to get me addicted though.

/r/DarkNetMarkets

Oh yeah, I buy there all the time, drugs, guns, people... You name it.
Everyone friendly there will help or refund if product does not satisfy.
I buy with my credit card, and I'm safe, because no one expects someone to be that stupid.

yes and honestly they have much much better customer service than ebay or other legit marketplaces

>Oh yeah, I buy there all the time, drugs, guns, people... You name it.


trying to imagine how awkward that would be.

> order hot Ukrainian waifu through darknet
> they fuck up and send me eighty-year old male Azherbaijani opium poppy farmer
> he just stands there
> looking like the guy from the Cure's video for "Killing an Arab"
> what the hell do i say to the guy?

Sorry to brake the news but tor is dead.
You're gonna have to keep buying from Jamal behind the bowling alley.

The word is "break" in this case.

Yes. A friend of mine did. $100 for a gram of molly, and a gram of blow.
it was flame

I know lol i feel stupid i should of notices that.

>Succc

You may resume posting here once you have completed junior high English classes.

Y?

Nice try officer!

no because i don't want anything from dark net markets. i saw the problematic episode where moshe kasher did this and it seemed like a typical alibaba-style ecommerce site. i'm sure it's easy to click buy and transfer some bitcoins and wait for the product, but the shipping is the problem.

If you're still getting your gear on the street you're a moron.

what is the most popular dark net market now?

>tfw you keep buying Russian wives but they keep running away

feels bad man

Yep, MDMA, LSF, 2-CB, DMT, and weed, all have been of excellent quality

I bought an unreleased Intel chip there once.

> what the hell do i say to the guy?

Get back in the box?

They most likely have new sockets then.
If so, mobo manufagturers will not have deliveted new mobo by then.
Thus it is useless.

>tfw you want to buy DMT over the dark net super fucking bad since you don't want to deal with local dealers (who most likely don't have it anyway) but are too paranoid of the Internet

>should of
SHOULD HAVE MOTHER FUCKER

SHOULD OF DOESN'T EXIST

JESUS CHRIST

Lol that's why you always buy insurance on them as well.

Dont bully the cute russian

That's Pable Escobar, the rightful leader of Colombia and NOT a drug dealer