1. They don't like assholes 2. False: The whole white is godmode only applies to shitty poor and ugly flips 3. They are obsessed with the idea of love and "foreverever" so they don't care about money given that enough bond had been accumulated 4. They like confidence and humour. Most like slapstick but there are some who understands British humour 5. They are very social and would need to go out with you and their friends at least 4 times a week 6. Always text or message them when you get home otherwise prepare yourself for the cold shoulder 7. The majority loves indie music 8. They work too so remember to ask them about it and just go along when they talk shit about some other bitch at work 9. Majority hates cigarettes 10. They love non english western languages so speak to them in your language from time to time. East Asians, Other Asians, Arabs and Indians should refrain from doing this
Hopefully you cuckolds get a gf thia year, I am rooting for you guys and just sacrificed 2 chickens to give you goodluck
Evan Hughes
only know two Filipino girls (twins) and they're both very slaggy 2bh
Matthew Clark
>not just being a manipulative asshole works universally
William Fisher
Yeah but it usually backfires at the latter end unless her "feelings" are too strong.
Slaggy?
Wyatt Lee
> loves indie music
No
Michael Perry
> understand British humour
No
Jayden Rogers
> go out 4 times a week
No
Easton Lopez
Piss off, wanker.
William Johnson
> they work
No
Noah Bennett
> don't care about money
No
Bentley White
> ask them about work
No
Wyatt Gomez
Avg Filipina looks like shit why would i waste money on her
Brayden Bailey
> most like slapstick
No
Leo Jones
>a british sex tourist's guide to fucking a toddler
>10. They love non english western languages Does it matter which ones?
Also, in my limited experience, I can confirm most of these, however, for #5, I notice a lot of them are homebodies and just spend time with family in their free time.
Jackson Cook
>East Asians, Other Asians, Arabs and Indians should refrain from doing this
What about a kang.
Adam Brooks
>posting low res garbage
Ayden Turner
>wanting a filipina gf
congrats on the most useless thread in the catalog
Jack Flores
Philipinas are turbo normies, caring about reality tv, soaps, pageants, religion, family, gossip etc they would hate the typical Sup Forums user and vice versa.
Oliver Phillips
she's a girlfriend for ants
Easton Roberts
Explains why I hate most of you guys
Daniel Rivera
Filipina women are shit-tier, only old divorced men can stand them.
Connor Cruz
They just like something obscure to them. Talk to them in Rus, Kraut or French. Latin is sorta ok to them but some words would sound familiar.
>homebodies
They are.
Thomas Ross
> 2. False: The whole white is godmode only applies to shitty poor and ugly flips Its especially godmode if you are what they consider a "real" white guy (=aryan looks) > ... so they don't care about money given that enough bond had been accumulated Kek > ... but there are some who understands British humour Very rare > 5. They are very social and would need to go out with you and their friends at least 4 times a week Maybe if they are rich city-pinas. With girls from the province its likely that they never went "out" in their lifes, except going to the neighbours house to sing karaoke. > 7. The majority loves indie music U consider shitty ameripop, niggarap, 90s trash and kpop "indie"? > 10. They love non english western languages so speak to them in your language from time to time. East Asians, Other Asians, Arabs and Indians should refrain from doing this Its only good for giggles, except from some older ex-seamen no one will understand a word.
Juan Sanchez
But I'm fat, user. All women hate fat guys, but Asians especially so.
Carson Ross
To get a Flip GF all you have to do is just show up to the Philippines and be white.
Literally all there is to it
Nathaniel Ward
>being fat in france
you fucked up bad
Dylan Rogers
Lmao. U got banned? Ayyy
You just gonna leave it at fat?
Blake Sullivan
> thinks a superior 1st world country can get banned
git gud 3rd world shit
David Nguyen
Ayyyy lmaao. Damn nigga you mad.
Eli Barnes
>getting a Filipina gf B-but why?
Sebastian Ward
> range ban flips when?
Joshua Perez
>they don't care about money
Alexander Baker
I know, I know. I'm more strongfat than really just a blob of lard, and I'm not American tier fat either so it's not impossible to get a girl. A tiny minority even likes it. But still. It's definitely a lot more difficult.
I've been working on it for a few months. A drunk girl told me I was handsome, had nice eyes, was a good guy, but that since I'm fat she wouldn't think of dating me. Then all of friends agreed, cackling like drunk hyenas. That was humiliating and a reality check.
Chase Scott
how did you get fat in france? I dont understand
how much do you weigh? do people constantly make fun of you or stare at you
Daniel Anderson
11. Don't be ugly.
Easton Bennett
Filipinas are on another level of crazy. Stay far away
Brayden Edwards
explain
Carson Cruz
I have always been chubby. I didn't eat shit like sweets or fast food or anything, but always a lot of normal things like red meat, pasta, bread. Wasn't a problem because I played rugby a lot, so I didn't get fatter. After highschool I stopped and gained weight and lost some muscles.
I weight 105 kg for 183cm. Peaked at 115kg. Again, not all of it is fat. I plan on going down at least to 90kg. PAnd no people don't stare at me or make fun of me, how fat did you imagine I was ? A lot of girls don't find me fuckable, sure, but I'm not fat enough that people would make fun of me.
Liam Ward
>105 kg for 183cm. Peaked at 115kg Lol, same as me. But I looked really fat. Then suddenly lost to 75kgs in half-year and still look fatter than average in my cunt.
Aiden Howard
* actual size of philipinas
Cooper Lewis
How come you look fatter than average at 75kg for 183cm ? Do you have no muscles at all or something like that ? Are all Russians hungry skeletons ?
Nathaniel Anderson
>Do you have no muscles at all or something like that This, thin legs, arms and neck, pretty low bodyfat % overall but still not hungry skeleton type. Too lazy to build muscles desu, so I'm gonna lose moar weight to look like natural skinny man.
Chase Thompson
How to get Swiss gf:
>have money or >be part of a minority preferably >have money and be black