We will fight them on the Thames edition
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Nige
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>Voting remain because I'm not a xenophobe who scapegoats peaceful immigrants
tfw Izzard and Geldof cause Brexit
Why is British politics so crazy?
DON'T FALL FOR HIS LIES
VOTE REMAIN
>when your muscles are so sore the day after the gym you can barely move
Such a nice pain.
Yank politics does seem a bit boring compared to British banter politics desu
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and the bbc continue to ruin the greatest british comedy of our generation
at least this one was kind of funny at times
literally makes no sense
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
Das it
Anyone else have a really deep voice?
>can't really whisper or talk gently as voice just breaks up
>have to talk loud all the time
>people think you're angry all the time
>leave campaign in dirty working an boats
>in campaign rock up in a posh river cruiser with food and waitresses
New Moggy
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New Enoch
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really makes you think about who's likely to be more intelligent
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
>if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
>i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
>think on
why is it so hard to wait till 310 posts to make a new thread?
give me 1 good reason why England shouldn't become independent from Great Britain and the United Kingdom
>it's a Lawro being sarky episode
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say you don't eat pork?
don't eat pussy?
liar
you're just a actor
hello janny
>really makes you think about who's likely to be more intelligent
>New Enoch
But he's dead lol
How will your life change for the better if you leave the EU?
Is Moggy trying to work his way into the PM role after Brexit? Hardly ever saw him on tv before the referendum debates, now I see him everywhere
i'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. don't say stuff and not follow up on it. i'll be waiting
I eat pork, I eat beef, I eat lamb, I eat chicken, I eat fish, I eat pussy, I eat arse. I fucking love meat
I wonder what Farage even did to be so hated, okay maybe he might be incorrect about some things but the media portrays him like he's some Nazi who's in the closet or something.
bf just sent me this saucy snap
>grime
wondering how many bicycles there are in bejing
Really hope the Russians riot and get kicked out of the tournament.
But England is the UK
About the same as The Netherlands
what would happen to the other teams in the group if that happened? do they all go through, or do wales get 3 points automatically?
If you laid a finer on me 12 of my cousins would appear out of thin air and they'd kick the shit out of you. After they're done we'd steal all the copper wiring out of your house too.
I are the niggest
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This is hilarious
Because controlling immigration = Nazi
What are neanderthal women like?
Me and couple mates are going to Amsterdam for obvious reasons in a few months. Don't want to pay for all my fanny.
british politics is literally built on banter.
prime ministers questions is just an extended roasting session
Looks like the benders are on board with Brexit. Just found this on Grindr.
because we must make it safely to no whites or hitler
she has the answer to this and also other metaphysical questions you may have
average as fuck
Most benders are rabidly pro-remain for some reason
>After they're done we'd steal all the copper wiring out of your house too
Laffing.
Made me chuckle a bit, ta x
had a dutch exchange student come over here when I was in school
she was a massive fucking lamppost that had anime all over her bag
i really don't think this is true, he's just easy to bash from the left and easy to make a scapegoat for the conservatives to differentiate themselves from
Is he, dare I say it, a specialist in failure?
Figures. Tory establishment is full of nonces. I'm proud to be a european, prefer a german telling me what to do rather than some inbred toff. At least the german will be efficient.
easier for them to buy children arses in bulgaria than traveling to thailand
>eastleigh
nice to see my endz on /brit/
shame it's a fucking shithole
I'M PROPER FUCKING MAD AND I'M GONNA KNOCK ONE OF YOU OUT...
WHO'S GONNA TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM OR DO I HAVE TO START BANGING SOME FUCKING HEADS??
Poleaboo has 1 week to come up with a business plan if he wants 617 quid to jumpstart it, please help
It's EU money
I am 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse, think on
BACK THE FUCK OFF ALRI?!?!?!?!?!
>Bexhill and Battle
>Bromley and Chislehurst
is this why americans laugh at our place names?
thanks doc
business idea: fuck off paki
Nige has been fighting by-elections on the platform of getting us out of the EU literally since before I was born, was laughed at and mocked and called a racist and a madman, and yet in a week's time he might have achieved what he set out to do.
You wanna dance pretty boy?
*rapidly steps forward, biceps bulging*
Britland is such a land of slaves
and of course they won't disobey their masters in Brussels.
YOU'RE FUCKING NOTHING MATE. I'M 6FT BUT I'LL STILL FUCKING FLATTEN YOU, YOU FILTHY FUCKING CUNT.
NOTHING! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE TO ME, BOY.
FUCKING COME ON!!
just put £100 on remain and £50 for wales to beat england to ease my pain for the coming week
>The EU giving money to Paki trannies for fucking nothing
This has genuinely solidified my vote to leave
You don't actually think they're having a referendum because of Farage do you?
You know about a third of the Conservative party has been anti-EU for 40 years?
fuck off volcano thrall
visit the cock museum then choke on an ashcloud you blond bender
>Britland is such a land of slaves
>and of course they won't disobey their masters in Brussels.
set up a website helping poor families buy houseboats
The self-employment course was pretty good
It was hosted by a well spoken black guy
Was very cool and came across as smart
Had dreadlocks and hipster glasses
Bit embarassed I had no dreams or passions but he was supportive
>yfw we narrowly vote to leave but Dave doesn't take us out and everyone forgets about it in a year
>yfw we draw with Wales and don't get through to the knockouts
What the fuck is wrong with the Russian coach?
he does it for free
kek he looks like pepe in real life, having a heart attack
Racists should be killed
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based neil
Unpopular opinion: bins are highly overrated and I'm very surprised that in 2016 years of human evolution no one has thought, is there not a better way of dealing with our rubbish than putting it in a bit thing with a hole in?
Putin is watching him
nice
If you are so "FREEDOM"
why then always vote to be under foreign rule?
>Racists should be killed
>POOSIA
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What's a good drug to chill out?
I usually take some codeine and smoke a bit of weed but lately have been having trouble getting codeine.
Really like opiates desu.
is love just a meme
>say something inflammatory/obnoxious
>get 6 (You)'s
>too scared to read them
who /beta/ here?
alcohol
>england stands no chance against russia (including their fans kek)
>slovakia destroying russia with ease
seems like a bunch of guys recruited from a local pub who get paid 2 bottles of booze a week are better than your expensive international top players
I'm high on life my friends, high on life
Benzos
*hoovers the /brit/ carpet*
>What's a good drug to chill out?
Shit desu. Makes you piss all the time, makes you bloated, makes me violent and gives you the shits and a hangover.
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Almost as bad as losing to Hungary