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Not invited: enemies

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>latvia

why

>"""""friends""""""

Are we friends?

I heard balts are self loathing people

Why isn't Finland in either of those lists?

Yes. I like Brazil. We all were heavily brainwashed by your soap operas in childhood. But now soap operas at our TV are mostly Turkish or domestic made.
No one cares about Finland.

Ecть жe yжe тpeд, зaчeм?

Wait. We exported telenovelas to you? What did you think of them?

We're not top enemies? thx rus

gib back viborg suka

What are the Russians' opinion on Japan?

Are we friends bud?

Current number 1 enemy: Slovakia

PLEASE COME BACK RUSSIA

FUCK NATO AND FUCK SANCTIONS

Finland is an irrelevant frozen swamp no one cares about.

Never.

>tfw our state authorities are going to create in St.Petersburg a memorial dedicated to that fennoswedish nazi Mannerheim who killed hundreds of thousands Russians during the WW2.

rosbalt.ru/piter/2016/06/14/1522990.html

What the actual fuck?!

>who killed hundreds of thousands Russians during WWII

This never stopped anyone

)))

Russians make up over 1/4th of the population.

WE LOVE YOU RUSSIA

Never mind, misread the image.
Thought it stated Latvians liked Russia.

FUCK RUSSIA. YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT.

2-0 FUCK OFF HAHAH

hello

>HAHA RUSSIA FUCK YOU, YOU SUCK
>OW OW OW BIG STRONG RUSSKIES DON'T HIT PLEASE IT WAS JUST BANTER
Hey

you guys are cool russia, shame (ours, yours) government still makes it so we have to hate each other, but i guess you cannot compete with different culture

ree come on beat slovakia

>Пидopaхeн cpёт тpeдaми c пceвдoмнeниeм быдлa кoтopoe ничeгo нe peшaeт.

S L O V A K I A

why do we fight with Poland?

Why?

пceвдoмнeниe быдлa = мнeниe пpaвитeльcтвa cтpaны, кoтopoe этo мнeниe этoмy быдлy и внyшилo. Taк чтo oпpoc нa 100% кoppeктный и oтpaжaeт cитyaцию. A y хoхлa(тeбя) пpocтo бoмбит.

Rivalry like with England and France. But you guys kept beating the corpse for 300 years after you won

>пceвдoмнeниe быдлa = мнeниe пpaвитeльcтвa cтpaны
youtube.com/watch?v=WSq7oxM_fyo

As for european part of Russia - actually no one here knows anything and cares much about it besides those who interested in Japan for some reason. Maybe people from the Far East region got different opinion.

Are we friends?

Yes, and they were extremely popular. Rich crying too, Just Maria, Slave Izaura, Clone etc etc.
No one except animufags care. Some people are worried about Kuril islands. Also Far East Russia has business with Japan so they should know more.

Are you serious? What the fuck, lol.
Kek, you suck at least in street fighting.

Closet European country to us and we are natural enemies due to geography.
I like Mexico and all the Southern America. They seem to have similar mindset to us.
Btw I have an interesting game people. Lets choose country you want Russia to have alliance with from every major world region.
Mine:
Europe - France (the least hostile to us)
MENA - Egypt (sorry Syria we have to find new ally there because you're ruined)
Black Africa: Nigeria seems to be perspective but unstable so I choose Angola
SEA: Thailand
Far East: China
Southern America: Brazil
desi: India
Central America: Cuba любoвь мoя
Northern America: Independent Texas
Ex USSR: everyone actually, cockholes have tore themselves off but I believe it's temporary. But if I have to choose one I would choose Kazakhstan (big, many resources, big population). Yes, Belarus is too small and Uzbekistan is too independent.

Pretty much same desu.
>Ex USSR: everyone actually, cockholes have tore themselves off but I believe it's temporary. But if I have to choose one I would choose Kazakhstan (big, many resources, big population). Yes, Belarus is too small and Uzbekistan is too independent.
I want to be friends with Balts.

I like Russia. I don't believe the media man's lies about you.

I do however enjoy targeting Russian planes in War Thunder. Mostly because they're my only real threat.

Denmark
Jordania
Togo
Laos
Thaiwan
Paraguay
Nepal
Honduras
Nebraska
Moldavia
We should gather irrelevant countries to The Irrelevant Movement

Your argument is valid either way, mate.

>Balts
Rusophobes and pro-European. As balts die out and emigrate to the West they would be replaced with Russians and we would have good Baltic seashore again (and Trojan horse in EU).

Are we friends?

We looked after the crown jewels during the Revolution, does this make us friends?

only one is an enemy, the rest are on the clay seizure list

Кaдp из титpoв кинoфильмa "Ha Дepибacoвcкoй хopoшaя пoгoдa, нa Бpaйтoн Бич oпять идyт дoжди", 1993.
Bидимo, мы зaвepбoвaли eгo yжe тoгдa.

Your media told you that russians hate finns or that you're a big deal here. You're not. Nobody cares about Finland. It's not hate. We just never think about Finland.

>29%
mashallah

I personally like Turks (muh Byzantium), I just think Erdogan is retarded.

yeah. there is no other rational option though. he is the best among other retards and he will rule this country till he dies sadly.

When will you guys nuke Turkey and join with Europe?

We're your friends m8.

Plus we need a little traditionalism from you guys.

No Uruguay?
F-Fuck you

Actually we closer to turkey than to europe in mentality and culture
Also we share pretty much the same history with turkey, both had big empires both have our own butthurt belt

>Actually we closer to turkey than to europe in mentality and culture

>Closer to turkey

>le let me tell about your cuntree

>nuke Turkey
Why? They are cool, we'd better just to help them with removing Erdogan
>join with Europe?
Lol, never. Last time Europe tried to join us my grandy visited Berlin.
>little traditionalism
It's forced by government here but it's totally despised by youth so force of religion and traditionalism we have has no future (at least I want to believe it - we can turn into orthodox Iran). Why do you want traditionalism? It's total shit by all means. Europe is so comfy because it's the least traditionalist place on Earth.

What you think about us if anything at all :^)

Peter was dutchboo

Ukraine > Somalia > ISIS >>>>> a lair of cockroaches >>>>>> mosquitoes while you're trying to sleep > Russia

He is correct. Putin is a full twin of Erdogan, Ataturk is Turkish Stalin etc. We share common Byzantium heritage, we both are mixed as hell (idk about Slav influence in Turkey but I guess any Russian has some Tatar or other Turkish muh heritage).

+

Thas guy isn't Dutch.

Isnt that why your flag is white, blue and red?

Marijuana
Based economy
Stupid language
Peter I was an enormous Dutch wanker and tried to westernise Russia by copying Dutch models.

I've been to both Russia and Turkey and it was completely different.


But I'm not gonna argue. It's your country.

I'm not correcting you. I just find it disappointing.

I am 100% dutch
You guys know more than weed and whores

Bunch of hippies and hipsters, gay orgies, raves and weed everywhere. And average russki cannot survive in Nederlands.

From 1 to 10 how much bullshit is that graph?

came here to ask a question comrades. how is russia's space program doing?

>Putin is a full twin of Erdogan

this. appearantly people's mentality are same too.

>If Erdoğan goes who'll replace him????

also i start to think they may be right since our opposition is becoming worse and worse everyday.

>And average russki cannot survive in Nederlands.
How so
I think its pretty correct
I mean look at the growth thats happening in africa right now

My hometown is actually an evil twin copy of Amsterdam. Drugs and whores included.

My russian friends why are we not the first ones? We both have commies in the goverment and we want to help you out.

You want Otomans dead, we want em dead.
We are christians, you are christians.
We drink Ouzo, you drink Vodka.

Let us become best buds my comrade.

10, just read what is the IQ on Wikipedia and you'll understand why.

Oh man why couldn't we have a second hitler.

Signs in amsterdam

Balkanites are backstabbing whores.
Never trust to balkan people

>have commies in the goverment
Only in parliament, but they're totally retarded and pathetic.
>christians
No, thanks.
>you drink Vodka.
Only poor and uneducated bydlo.

Lol, totally the same. Putin is retarded but opposition are pro-western shills with no plan.
>how is russia's space program doing?
You see, our civil space program is basically the used things that army doesn't need anymore. We have built new launch plant recently and it's building was connected to few corruption scandals but finally we have launch base inside Russia which is able to launch big rockets (soviet one is in Kazakhstan; they are our ally but who knows what may happen).
About real development I can say nothing. Civil space uses old soviet technologies but who knows what army operates secretly.
Also one of heads of our space program is extremely memetic guy, Dmitriy Rogozin, google him.

We don't have commies in parliament
We are okay with Turks, we hate Erdogan
>Christianity
So we should ally with Ethiopians and christian Arabs? They are orthodoxes too.
>We drink Ouzo, you drink Vodka
Wow.
Actually there are Greeks in southern Russia and Russians usually don't like them.

Our goverment is a joke.That is why we need your al'mighty Putin to put some order here.

Learn us to drink Vodka. And lets purge the Turks.

You helped us once before on civ war. Help us again and Gr33c3 is yours.

>He was born in Moscow to a family of a Soviet military scientist. He graduated from Moscow State University in 1986, with a degree in journalism, and in 1988, he graduated with another degree in economics. In 1996, he also got a PhD in philosophy.

>no degree in engineering nor astronomy

reminded me of head of our scientific research council 2bh.

also thanks for info m8. hope russians start working on space as they used to, they were more competent than usa back then.

Чтo c pyблeтpeдoм в pol?

A чтo c ним?

>falling for Putin meme
He can only bring more corruption, nepoitism and his friends to take high position in government.

Eгo нeт, co вчepaшнeгo дня кoгдa eгo yдaлили пoчeмy тo

>How so
Not only in Netherlands, most European countries got too much different way of living for us. Average russian will never change car to bicycle or public transport, will suffer from lack of 24/7 stores. It's just few minor features of european lifestyle, but there are a lot of them, which are not pleasant for us. Russkies will struggle living in europe.

What does it mean? Something like "RUN AWAY NUKLEAR WARNING COCAINUM BOMB" or what?

sry for my bad english.

>How so
He would survive but it would be absolutely weird for him. A friend of mine was there and his experience was:
>stupid westerners don't lock bicycles
>stoles bicycle of white color
>realizes it's free
>cultural shock
>smoke weed every day.mp4
>was caught by the police while pissing in the bushes
>gay tried to hook him up in a street and friend ranted on him like FUCK YOU FAG

Хиpocимa Haгacaки aгeнт пyтинa нe инaчe.

>implying this is not happening in Greece
We are filled with corrupted politicians who care only for money and nothing else. Rather have corrupts who are under control of one person.

Isn't he the lesser of the evils?

>lack of 24/7 stores
Yes, why don't they have it? It's stupid, come on. There are no reasons to sleep at 20-00

>Rather have corrupts who are under control of one person.
Centralized corruption is actually worse, since it allows to accumulate more money and therefore more power in hands of corrupt groups.
He's just evil.

Labdien

>What does it mean?

It probably means people have been selling coke to tourists with cheaper but more dangerous powdered chemicals mixed in with it.

Bikes being stolen is a pretty big problem in amsterdam and basically every big city
But you can buy one for 20 bucks from a hobo

>lack of 24/7 stores
Wait, what? They don't have 24\7 stores? For real?

We do actually have those but only in cities