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(you) lottery edition

Let's all give a (you) consolation prize to
Let the luckiest lad win

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korean pop

cara

maisie

>korean pop

Post what Thailad looks like in your head

>Pic related

/asean/ tbhfam

Lads can I be the new Thailad for the rest of the time I'm here?

Just put a fly I caught in a jar to see how long it takes to die.

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Wet out

going to berlin this weekend lads

british weather

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>Extra Flags for Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!

I've had a house spider under a cup for a while, he's a big one and I enjoy watching him.

>be NEET
>mum shouts at me for fuck all and wakes me up at the crack of dawn out of spite
>this time she accused me of smoking weed, as if i ever leave the house to buy weed, as if id be smoking it at 7am anyway
>continues screaming at me all morning while i quietly cry in bed until she goes to work
>repeat EVERY DANG DAY

This is my fucking life
What the fuck happened to me

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If Berlin proper is anything like Munich Airport, its pretty good

>Why yes, I am a member of the alt-right; the only group that is currently fighting against White Genocide®™

berlin is easily one of the best cities in europe

We've all fucking voted by now mate so leave it out now, yeah?

If you have any savings, I'd just fuck off to Australia and leave a nomadic life working, staying in hostels and the like. You'll never have a decent job, mining, waiting and the like. It'll be better than here though.

Anyone fancy having a go?

who

fucks sake

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i didn't

already gained 5 votes

Louis you've gone feral

this

>tumblr_ma9pe9QUUf1ru44ono(...).jpg

*listens to brazilian music*

ah yes, can't understand a word but very melodic

>I refer to Sup Forums as " t'chon "

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Me on the left

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I don't want to be banned for posting child models.

I know what video youre talking about, its pretty much exactly like that.

If i wasnt an autist, i would. I dont have the social skills to survive.

reeeeeeee

>tfw leave is ahead on the thailad referendum

cya later, nonce

>why yes i do consider myself smarter than Molyneux even though he's perfect

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Don't really talk to my parents anymore since we've started work, let alone do anything more with them than have dinner. We still say goodnight.

Dad looks a little resigned sometimes and mum still puts a love-you note in my workbag now and then

Can Hong Kong ever join us again? You were my favourite overseas territory ;-;

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are you still the same nonce as a few years ago

roll

not without making china very very angry

batch cake

barm

t. northwest

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bun

minibolletje

bap

If this song doesnt accurately describe you, youre basically a normie and you need to get the fuck out.

youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs

Would the honkies like it or would they rather be independent?

CWC

hamburger bread

listen here m8 you can't just walk in and take over /brit/'s asian division

Lads I am TRYING to find this one porno

It's a pov where a brother finds his sister on the ground with her hand stuck in a floor vent but at the end she reveals she tricked him into fucking her.

No and I'm not yet a nonce

Bap

bruv BIG UP jeremy corbyn yeah i fuck with that nigga

Looks like shit

Breadcake.

Cob

wow sounds scintilating

wat

I saw a similar one except it was the lad's mum and she had her foot stuck down the bath plug. Bet they were made by the same company

youtube.com/watch?v=J9Lm4YpUtMM

post something insulting the chinese government please

according to some polls, only 1/4 hongkies want to become independent

however, about returning to colonial rule:
rfa.org/english/news/china/hong-kong-03142013141313.html
99.8% in a poll conducted by SCMP

It really is

The twist was very unexpected

Did these people smoke before or did they start vaping because they think it looks 'cool'?

Literally a mouth fedora

呵呵呵
小香港
What are you going to do about it?

CLOG
WEARING
CUNT

Has life changed much for the Hong Kongers since China took over or is life pretty much the same? Also are you ethnically Chinese or British? If British, can you speak Cantonese?

>listens to shut up once

bit rude and unnecessary

You literally don't need any social skills, it's menial work. My stupid autist brother did it and he earning money and renting a property in Brisbane, goes off to the beach and fishes occasionally I think. He did some mining work, got offered waiting work just stuck with that. If he gets bored he just fucks off to another city, I'm at uni and he seems to be living it up. If you are at a dead end, just fucking bail, no point living in this miserable shit country when you could be in Australia, not exactly living the dream but getting by far better. You'll be away from your cunt mother as well, which sounds like it'd be a bonus.

oven bottom cakes

*violently attacked*

You mean Jodie West? Nah different group I bet

kek

Jesus christ

We should of held a referendum instead of just handing it over, although I suppose we were just staying true to our word.

>Remain have it rigged

how do we STOP gentrification

henk mentioned

At first I was like

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get in on the action and open your own meme business

Why is the Hong Kong twat still here?

half-nz half-hk

wasn't here when china took over, but half the population doesn't like china

we have two major parties, one is pro-beijing, and the other isn't

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But then I was like ....

>I'm at uni

was your mum CHONG'd?

why is PECKHAM and HACKNEY full of DICKHEAD coffee shops now

where do the ROADMEN go

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Life has improved dramatically
When Hong Kong loses its special administrative region status, they will become even better