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smoking a cheeky fag edition

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cara.

korean pop

If France win I'll shag one of your mums.

Top 10 for Not an argument

Nora

current shopping list is

- bevs
- mixer
- toilet roll

anyone want anything?

chebs

both missing the point. I'm not trying to say US cities dont have shitted up areas from blacks. Just wondering why muslims do it in Europe but nowhere near as much in the US

How many moms exactly do you think I have?

>That's cute, you think you have a say in this election?

Sugar, coffee, a lighter, laughing cow cheese and food pls la

Watching this lads

been taking 550% of my recommended daily zinc, but since i've only been fucking the fake fleshlight i can't really tell if it's making much difference to my cum

muslims in the US aren't as poor

>That shit tattoo

ya fucked it. Binned.

anyone got a link for the football?

Not as many and it's harder to get to from the middle east

What's it supposed to do to your cum? I take loads.

Wonder if we'll increase post Brexit

Having a wank to a young Sophie Dee before she got all the surgery and started speaking in that horrid fake yank accent

good post

probably what you said before about there being less of them and those who do live there belong to different groups/ethnicities who don't have any reason to gel together

Really making the runts dance to my tune at work lads.

Not sure which of these schemes to unleash on them:
(Bit of a back story I'm a department head / head of operations that was bought in to be the second in command to the department director who is 65 and has had a stroke, he will be off for at least 6 months and may never return. So at the moment there is no one above me except the managing director of the company. I've been told I have control over the department structure and I can hire an assistant if I want one £20k salary)

Scheme 1: Completely take over the job of the guy who's had a stroke then a month down the line ask for the same pay he was getting. Hire an assistant who will specifically work nights so I never have to work another night again. Give my job to this girl that is very helpful towards me to keep her sweet and she'll make me look good.

Scheme 2: Completely take over the job of the guy who's had a stroke then a month down the line ask for the same pay he was getting. Don't make any changes to anything else and run the whole thing myself. Ask for the salary they were going to give the assistant to be added to my salary. Let the girl wallow in her dead end position that she will eventually quit and leave the company.

Scheme 2 seems like the most potential for a high salary as I'm saving the company money by not hiring an assistant AND not giving my old job to anyone.

Do you speak Russian?

>What can I do to convince you to remain user?

didn't read one line of this

itv.com/hub/itv

>This group of normie dickheads who sit in the study room EVERY DAY and just talk utter bollocks for HOURS

>Mfw they go quiet for a second and in the corner of my eye I catch them looking at me

F U C K O F F N O R M I E T W A T S

get us some cheesestrings and some lunchables

was cycling and some how ended up near the millwall stadium

unironically rode past a skinhead

make it thicker

>giving links to lazy spastics

>was cycling and some how ended up near the millwall stadium

>unironically rode past a skinhead

you can't fool me with your edits

hang your head in shame

how do you tell if a girl likes you?

how many of these have you been to lads

15 here (including the UK)

>I was only 24 years old
>I loved Brexit so much, I watched all the debates and TV shows
>I pray to Nigel every night before bed, thanking him for the chance I've been given
>"Brexit is love" I say; "Brexit is life"
>David Cameron walks in and calls me a little Englander
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion to Britain
>I call him an establishment crook
>He slaps me and tells me our economy relies on the single market
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Nigel
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "5th largest economy"
>He grabs me with his independent British hands and shows me the latest poll results
>I'm ready
>I spread my support for Brexit
>He laughs, then reaches over and drinks my bedside lava lamp
>I can feel my spirits lifting as my heart fills with hope
>I pull out my passport
>I want to please Nigel
>He roars in a mighty roar as I cross out the words 'European Union'
>David Cameron walks in
>Nigel looks him straight in the eyes and says "Leave, 55%"
>Nigel leaves for the nearest pub
>Brexit is love. Brexit is life.

Hey, you're near me mate. Pint?

I AM IMMORTAL
I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF KINGS
I HAVE NO RIVAL
NO MAN COULD BE MY EQUAL

How the fuck is Ireland that high? Cheeky paddy bastards

15 as well (including the UK)

a few i only drove through though

children out

thanks, now I have to sign up

>tfw it didn't accept 10 Downing Street's postcode

leave it out you slag

15 here too :DDDD

Am in ya shed

at least buzzfeed has the excuse of needing clickbait to survive

reminder this is what voters will do

I asked him how he would vote in the referendum if put on the spot. He responded, without hesitation, that he wanted Britain to Leave. Then he started talking about his life. His Dad, a London black cab driver, now had to fight off competition from immigrant Uber drivers from the EU, he complained. So far, so Brexiteer. But as our conversation continued, he started to reflect on his family and its future; weighing the options. “The thing is,” he told me: “I have a roof over my head. I can just about pay my bills. £100 more a week does not mean much to me. But £100 less would be terrible.” So I asked him: “How will you actually vote on June 23rd?” There was a long silence as we rumbled along the suburban Essex streets. “Don’t think I’d take the risk, to be honest. I suppose I’d vote Stay.”

So many arrogant students in this thread

Any new developments regarding Aisha and the twitter commies?

It doesn't get better than this lads.
youtube.com/watch?v=ROqKiSzFXY4

I am erect

don't care about a single one of these posts

dont care

Rosy Rutherford is proper fit la's

Whenever I see birds this fit I imagine what sort of men they fuck

I imagine they'd have to be Dolce & Gabbana models, and smooth as Casanova.

I thought it was a pretty good doc
#vote out

what the fuck I've been posting in the old thread, and I'm the fucking one who made this thread

...

>a Sikh using the term infidel

I wish I was dumb so I could find it funny

tell you what lads cold pizza is bloody lovely. you should try it.

post some to me

Pretty sad 2bh

eye contact

Would love to shag her endlessly with a paper bag

Giving it bifters ere lads

GDP per capita . . .is a bit fake really.

Like in Ireland, it's a tax haven and although Millionaires like to hide there . .. the average population is as poor as fuck.

I'm sure the same is true in those other small tax-haven countries.

sent ;)

Tell you what lad. Shut your fucking mouth or I"m gonna KNOCK YOU OUT!

When you glance over at the workfu on the other side of the office and she's laughing with the paki lad again

not really
just rich

You'd be surprised the lot of them seem to prefer some drunken spacker with an ugly mug but confident as anything

bit haram m8

I'M FUCKING KICKING OFF M8

test

I have a small tree, think I'm going to plant it somewhere lads

isn't that just normal behaviour?
when someone is talking to you, you look them in the eyes

establishment paedophiles raped and killed Madeleine McCann haha

fer face isn't bad m8

dunno why everyone hates on her face

Me nans been caught selling bifters, me heads chocka

horse

>making character for NBA 2k16 online
>preset name is "JR Diddler"
Fucks sake

i remember people going mad on bebo when maddie went missing

it's fun being old

You kept it right?

don't care

don't like the use of ellipsis in this post

It's fucking rank

Horse looking cunt


Post her twitter la

How do normies attain their level of ignorance and vapidness?
Social media to social media, new epic popular book to epic new popular book

Of course

Literally only virgins say this

well at least i don't fancy elves and pixies

post pic of her

prolonged unwarranted attention lad

it's private now. shame really, good wank bank

Bebo killed about 30 welsh kids near Bridgend.

Good times

SETTLE DOWN M8 I'M FROM NEWCASTLE!

me fleg got loightah

>actually playing niggerhoop16

oh dear

Ah yes, if only they would try watching anime so they could maybe be as sophisticated and intellectual as you.

Drinking a corona for the first in 4+ years. Not too bad ngl.