>Be American
>Get eaten
Be American
Who gives a fuck.
I hope Florida goes bankrupt.
Kek. I saw this on the news.
>Orlando
The planets have aligned, it seems. Orlando is the land of the forthcoming apocalypse.
I at least hope it clapped after the meal
People have been saying that shit since the 1980s
They have aligator in Orlando Disney?
Why wouldn't they
The fuck?
Gator shenanigans are common out there, how'd that make it on Finnish news?
>child is taken away by alligator
As soon as I saw the headline I automatically knew the family was...lower than middle class
there's fucking pools and shit all over and the parents decided it was a good idea to take a dip in a lagoon, in florida, which is known for gators fucking everywhere
feel bad for the kid dying like that but the parents are literal retards
What the fuck is going on with Orlando recently
Must be something in the water.
>be american
>get chomped
Pic related.
>mississi-penis
>mississipenis
>Miss sissy penis
>be Canadian
>get on bus
>get eaten by another human being
>misisisisisisispenisisisis
>Miss sissy penis