I set up a keylogger on my roommates computer just as a prank...

I set up a keylogger on my roommates computer just as a prank. That fucking face when after about 15 minutes of reading I find the words "Twink", "Incest", "Yaoi", and "Hentai".

Technology is a terrible thing. What have I done, Sup Forums?

>What have I done, Sup Forums?
Violated your roommates privacy in what you seem to think is a prank

However a prank is defined as a practical joke, and I fail to see the joke in your actions

why don't you recommend him some better anime and hentai then

>I just wanted to tell Sup Forums that I made a keylogger
You're a shit roommate. Also, you are not really in a place to make judgements while you sit here and type on a Honduran underwater spelunking blog site.

>I setup a webcam in my roommates room just as a prank. That fucking face when after about 15 minutes he plugs his ass and jerks off in a schoolgirl uniform

sounds fine to me

i installed a keylogger on my brother's computer way back, and he'd search for porn like, once a week, and it was the most rote, vanilla stuff possible. then the rest of his browsing was equally boring

like, his activity was so clean and uncontroversial my opinion of him actively plummeted and has not recovered since

>"I violated my roommates privacy, I'm so edgy!"

saged

This.
Good job on being a shitty, shitty person and violating the trust another person has invested into you.

Nice job NSA

Saged

Don't complain when other people do the same shit to you.

>Implying he hasn't done the same to me already.

I did this too because I was sure my gf was cheating and sure as shit it was with some faggot from Warcraft.

>didn't make a key logger

ITT: Roommates that stink up the homeowners house with their gross masturbatory habits

is it true that in america female roomates usually fuck eachother?

Congrats,

you're an asshole.

ITT: fucking pedophiles

did you watch, or offer to join?

You're posting on Sup Forums an image board that frequently uses the term wincest, has a board dedicated to yaoi and hentai and is infested with faggots, which is presumably why you're here.

go on...

Excellent.

Now for your next prank, wipe his drive and install gentoo.

So how did you actually do a keylogger on fucking python? It's probably impossible becasue keylogging at least on windows requires creating a hook to dlls and calling OS api functions.

import keylogger
:^)

You can do that in python.

You should be ashamed.
Shame! Shame!! Shame!!!
You little faggot.

>import sys, logging, pyHook, pythoncom

You ape

inb4 the pic of the python logo is unrelated and OP just installed a random freeware keylogger onto his roommate's PC

Ive had keylogger on my android and computer for awhile now. It was an old friend from highschool that tricked me into installing it and I just dont give a fuck. He has gotten to watch my habbits for the last 5 years.

Sorry I don't use the nigger languages.

then why are you typing with one?

kek

fuckin chinks installed a keylogger on my chink phone and got all my important info

>dating a gaymur girl
lmao

yes actually

>

fucking leave and never come back criminal scum

>prank
that isn't a prank, you fucking faggot. I hate people like you, just admit that you're being a privacy invading cunt, quit trying to pretend it's "just a prank bro xD". I have more respect for people who just admit they're scum than faggots like you. kys.

>is it true that in america female roomates usually fuck eachother?
Yes this is a huge problem in America. There are laws against it but the crooked cops just look the other way.

>yaoi twink incest hentai

You did fapped to it, didn't you.

To be fair that would be pretty funny.

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This one time I installed a keylogger on a teacher's computer. The teacher in question was all pro-strong passwords, internet security and generally appeared techsavvy. Turns out his password was his wife's name - exact opposite of what he preached. Don't trust anyone anymore.

Oh and I told him about it because I just had to call out the damn hypocrite, narrowly avoided a suspension.

You're lucky he didn't just beat your ass you little shit.

time to seduce him with your knee socks

Why the fuck do ppl behave like keyloggers are the worst thing? Like ffs you could do way worse things with someone elses computer, as far as to destroy their life over soc. media etc.
Furthermore, in real life, when someone does some stupid shit while drunk or overestimating himself, everybody's like yeah he had that one coming.
Suddenly when you have shitty security and get hacked or something everybody is freaking out.
Like, I understand its still a shitty thing to do, but either way most ppl are probably already being watched either by government or some virus they dont notice

and why wouldn't that be possible in a programming language such as python

mfw I never betrayed the trust of anyone that gave me control over their computer and mfw people like you are the lowest scum imaginable

You're a shit roommate, OP

>drugged roommate and surgically removed kidney, sold on black market
>it's not a big deal because he has a spare, there are far worse things i could do to him

You can only redeem yourself by cosplaying and sucking his cock, while he pats your head and tells you how cute you are

But its neither subtle nor efficient.
The system screams keylogger and only morons will miss it.

Wow, you are a cunt.
Congratulations.

But to actually contribute something to this thread:
I once did martial arts and did some research on my teacher. I found him posting some Sup Forums-like comments somewhere. From that day on I couldn't train there anymore, even though he was a nice person and good teacher. And I wish I wouldn't have done my research and this story really made me sad, because I liked the training, but I couldn't look him in the eye anymore.

The lesson is:
Sometimes it's better not to know.

>getting cucked by a perma virgin neckbeard
you failed at life user

>just a prank bro lol
kys

Bothered by Sup Forums related. Off yourself

Yes, racism is a big read light that someone never had friends, has a low self esteem, has mental or emotional problems or is just plain stupid. Your point?

I am not preaching here, to each his own.
But I can't accept such a person as a role model and teacher.

Yes, goy, you have been indoctrinated well. Please tell us more fucking jackass.

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Yeah, damn racists and their thought-crimes. We're so far above reproach ourselves. R-right?

You sure you grabbed his traffic not yours?

literally kill yourself as a prank

You realize the roommate did this directly to the kids computer. It's not like he sent spam emails hoping he was a tard. There was no way this guy could protect himself from this. That's the main reason I feel bad for the guy.

this is some funny shit, people never seem to realize that the more fucked up people are the more humanizing it is.

Yes it is a shitty thing to do, but remember that all companies (google, facebook etc.) do pretty much the exavt same thing yet no one bats an eye.

where can I get a good Keylogger?

>just as a prank
Retard. What kind of shit are you to spy on the guy without having the balls to admit it ?
Either you're being a dick and you assume it, or he's a dick and you want info on him, but just a prank lol only means you're retarded.

Oh, le funny ebin "goy" meme.
Long time no see..


No, just the experience of more than 30 years on this stupid planet with lots of different people:
1) People love their "group think", because "we" are this, and "they" are that.
2) The more religious, political or racist a person is, the less they should be part of your life, no exception.

This advice is for free.


There is a difference between harvesting data of stupid people that don't even try to protect themselves or sneaking up on someone who trusts you.

>No, just the experience of more than 30 years on this stupid planet
Oh wow, 30 whole years huh? Guess what. Nobody gives a fuck and you don't know shit. Fine you love niggers. Go marry one you fucking mong.

Sorry, did I offend you?

Feel free to go back to your safe space where you can consume your edgy goy memes.

Consume my nut.

So realistically, how hard would it be to make a keylogger for windows? Programming it is the hardest part? Or sending the data or saving it?

It's just a prank, bro!

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You have nothing to fear or hide if you have done nothing wrong. You're not a pedophile terrorist, are you?
- friendly reminder from your local representative

>be me
>talk about making auto torrent downlader and keylogger in python
>some user asks about source code
>gave source code since its incomplete
>see this thread with python picture, and talking about keylogger

I swear....

Most likely not, probably the one I posted, it was basic, but got the job done.

I did it, now I am suspicious of this thread, and my involvement. Actually not really.

>The more political a person is, the less they should be part of your life
You're an idiot.

>"i announced sage, i'm so edgy!"
announcing sage us a bannable offense

Personally as a crooked cop I prefer to look at it.