/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Discord link
discord.gg/JttUHDZ

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• Bagelsport memery • New 10cent deals • Gearbest app glitches out on user's phone causing a strange account switch where he can see someone else's orders • Orico cable sale on AliExpress • user's review of a Xiaomi Air 13.3, unfortunately the fan rattles • user gets NOMOS replica • 3cent USB c cable deal still available for all • user does a proper review of the FNF iFive 4s tablet • user shows off a massive haul of chink shit, is most excited about the Kingdian SSD • A spinner shows up • user gets ATmemes, says they're good • user posts some pics with his Note 4x

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shop59002842.world.taobao.com
aliexpress.com/store/2719017?spm=2114.01010208.3.68.TbJAzc
aliexpress.com/store/2410083
aliexpress.com/item/redmi4/32803498618.html
xiaomionline.aliexpress.com/store/2178148
gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_623398.html?lkid=10826477
gearbest.com/wireless-routers/pp_621455.html?lkid=10826483
gearbest.com/gaming-headphones/pp_612639.html?lkid=10826781
gearbest.com/stationery-supplies/pp_429777.html?lkid=10826785
gearbest.com/temperature-control-mods/pp_627550.html?lkid=10830168
gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_604486.html?lkid=10830171
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_626256.html?lkid=10830175
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_621141.html?lkid=10830181
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_617021.html?lkid=10830185
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_618318.html?lkid=10830190
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_638754.html?lkid=10830213
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620059.html?lkid=10830218
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620903.html?lkid=10830221
gearbest.com/living-appliances/pp_536471.html?lkid=10830223
world.taobao.com/item/530875320429.htm?fromSite=main&spm=a21m2.8232368.0.0.ZZpao8
gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_623398.html
gearbest.com/wireless-routers/pp_621455.html
gearbest.com/gaming-headphones/pp_612639.html
gearbest.com/stationery-supplies/pp_429777.html
gearbest.com/temperature-control-mods/pp_627550.html
gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_604486.html
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_626256.html
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_621141.html
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_617021.html
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_618318.html
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_638754.html
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620059.html
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620903.html
gearbest.com/living-appliances/pp_536471.html
m.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_604486.html?lkid=10830171
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what are the essential chinkshits for an alcoholic asking fro a friend

>Decide to buy mechanical keyboard from ali
>good reviews and good rated store so I decide to pay an extra $7 to make sure it arrives
>it's been more than 40 days, and the track code doesn't show shit.
>if I would've paid for the cheaper one, I would probably be using it by now.

Where's my goddamn keyboard you chinks

Steel whiskey cubes of course

Whisky stones maybe?
aliexpress.com/item/6pc-Set-100-Natural-Whiskey-Stones-Sipping-Ice-Cube-Whisky-Stone-Whisky-Rock-Cooler-Wedding-Gift/32731477805.html

alcoholism spinner

Bagel OG store on taobao
shop59002842.world.taobao.com
Only one listing right now though..

where can i get a watch like this

Ask here since that's not chink.

have you tried nhtwatches.com

Ebay or etsy.

They are trash

>numbers on chink
>not chink

why?
and what about whiskey stones?

Is this bait?

bro, roman number exist same as chink numbers

Chink oscilloscope in progress. Made with chink solder, chink wick and chink flux

Also got this controller for $15 dollaryroos. Basically identical to the legit ones

Arduino project or another DIY thing? Also, link and review pls

Look for dso128. It doesn't rely on Arduino. Can't review yet since I haven't finished it and probably won't finish for a while, the tip of my soldering iron corroded so I'm waiting for a new one

I'll buy one and do my review, but I don't have other oscillators to compare kek

did the same when my OEM one went kaput.

My god I want an oscilloscope, but it seems that there are no real adequate "low-end" options. the $80 owon 25mhz is the most appealing, I just would like more bandwidth than that. if there was a 50mhz chink digital scope for like $150 or less that would be great, but I don't think anything like that exists.

GUYS GUYS

I need to buy a watch on Aliexpress, and Nomos are usually recommended here. I have no idea which one to choose though, and I just cancelled 2 orders because one of them said they had 18mm band, the other said that the "small dial is just an ornament"

TL;DR any chink Nomos owners here recommend me which one to buy? If you'd provide a link to the watch you bought that would be great

Alright bros, is there a good chink projector?

When Technology Connections is going to review chink shit? Is this /our/ guy?

give me more chinkshit for a couple of cents lads

already bought the $0.03 usb c cable and the $0.20 microusb cable

>already bought the $0.03 usb c cable and the $0.20 microusb cable
Link?

Reminder that you get better service from chinks if you mimic their writing styles.

Always open your message with "Dear friend" and end with "Best Regards" - I think it translates to something very polite in Chinese but I'm uncertain.

Have had no problems with ebay sellers replacing/refunding me when doing so.

Same, link? Any other stuff less than $.50 that's not useless?

bumping for answer

>usb c cable
look for joyroom store on the aliexpress app where you can exchange coins for coupons and spedu store for the microusb cable

Hello, I try make google cardboard. Is google cardboard (lens only) available on aliexpress?

Just buy some plastic headset, Pahjeet

Any good unbranded chink small messenger baglets / man purses?
I don't want a replica just an extremely generic bag without some ridiculous HAPPY-TIME branding on it.

It's for my EDC ereader umbrella and water bottle occasional 12" laptop

Muzee
Xiaomi
Tigernu

Are there any good chink monitors? I'm currently running a shitty old ass 4:3 lcd

>I want an oscilloscope
>if there was a 50mhz chink digital scope for like $150
just save up the extra money for a Rigol DS1054Z
not only will you get 100Mhz bandwidth
but it also is a real scope that isn't a pita to work with

aliexpress.com/store/2719017?spm=2114.01010208.3.68.TbJAzc

those are yoshida porter ripoffs, I don't want to buy FAKE stuff, I rather buy chink branded stuff than imitation

aliexpress.com/store/2410083

Anyone got any Ali coupons? I'm going to get this aliexpress.com/item/redmi4/32803498618.html

TCL
AOC
non wood
HKC
Haier
Midea
Shujie
Hasee

TCL
non wood
HKC
Haier
Midea
Shujie
Hasee

The sale expired a few hours ago so now it's more like 68 cent usb-C cable

Get a Triwa. The work great and are beautiful. I kind of soured on the Nomos' of AliExpress, because their second hands used to work, and now none of the stores seem to carry ones that do. Fuck that. Go with the Triwa.

Are there any fanny packs you can hide underneath your clothes?

What's the best Chink smartphone under $250-200 with USA 4g connectivity? Other than Xiaomi and LeEco

I have the same $1 mouse.

Works surprisingly well.

Ignore him they're way better than stones for sure.

me2, altho i;ve ordered 4 - 2 for gifts


anyone can help me find the same... module ? The cells are soldered in series, they are in my hair clipper, which starts to shit the bed.

What are the chances of shit like this having viruses? I'd like one.

Is it Xinput?

Lower than the chances of it being absolute shit.

viruses? it probably has no on board storage hence why there is a TF card slot on the side... I once bought a similar one and tried it with multiple micro SD cards and they were fine...
But it broke down in a few months, the build quality was shit despite the metal casing

>used to find 20 bucks xiaomi gamepad everywhere 2 months ago
>can't find them anymore

As long as it doesn't buzz, I'm happy, I don't intend to use it with >$2 headphones that I've used all my life anyway.
Thanks user, yeah I supposed they'd still be lying about it and just putting viruses in the controller or something, thanks tho. The build quality should be fine, I mean it's $1, if it breaks in a few months I'll just buy another one and still come off better than buying a >$20 one.

These tend to fall apart much easier.

Fuck oneplus

Faulty Xiaomi phone guy fucking again,looks like this shit is finally over after almost 20 days

looks like everything went "right"


>Final resolution: Partial refund 62.18 EUR without returning goods
>The refund should appear on your original card in 3-20 days.

I managed to sell the faulty phone for 100€ so I just won 1€


Again, blacklist this fucking shop forever

xiaomionline.aliexpress.com/store/2178148

"Hi dear Sorr for your probelm
how about we refund you 5 usd? then, close the disputeees and solv it in peace,
Both of us give a half a step. We sincerely hope that we can solve it without against each others and keep the friendship . Is it okay for you?"


FUCK YOU CHINKS

Any deals on the BM-800? user mentioned one in the last thread with an arm for $10, but I'm guessing that was just the arm..

gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_623398.html?lkid=10826477
JJRC Q50 1:18 RC Off-road Car $27.89
Coupon: JJQ50

gearbest.com/wireless-routers/pp_621455.html?lkid=10826483
Original Xiaomi WiFi HomePlug: $49.99
Coupon: HomePlug

gearbest.com/gaming-headphones/pp_612639.html?lkid=10826781
XIBERIA V10 Over-ear Gaming Headset $22
Coupon: XIBERI

gearbest.com/stationery-supplies/pp_429777.html?lkid=10826785
Original Xiaomi Mijia 0.5mm Sign Pen $1.29
Coupon: GBPTNC

gearbest.com/temperature-control-mods/pp_627550.html?lkid=10830168
Original Hcigar VT75 Box Mod with 1 - 75W $95.99
Coupon: 75new

gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_604486.html?lkid=10830171
Original Xiaomi Headphones Relaxed Version $36.69
Coupon: Rela

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_626256.html?lkid=10830175
Xiaomi Mi5S Plus 4G 64GB $294.99
Coupon: KMi5SP

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_621141.html?lkid=10830181
Xiaomi Redmi Note 4X $147.99
Coupon: 4X4GL

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_617021.html?lkid=10830185
Xiaomi Mi Note 2 $369.99
Coupon: KNote24G

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_618318.html?lkid=10830190
Ulefone Power 2 4G Phablet - BLACK: $154.99
Coupon: UlefoneK

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_638754.html?lkid=10830213
OUKITEL K10000 Pro - BLACK: $174.99
Coupon: KOUKITEL

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620059.html?lkid=10830218
Oukitel K6000 Plus $164.99
Coupon: K6000G

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620903.html?lkid=10830221
Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 $142.99
Coupon: XiaomiK

gearbest.com/living-appliances/pp_536471.html?lkid=10830223
Xiaomi Pro Air Purifier for Home - WHITE: $399.99
Coupon: MIAIRGB

>tfw ordered my autism spinner from GB over a month ago
>still waiting

This shit used to be a lot faster for me, usually two weeks.

I'm mad.

world.taobao.com/item/530875320429.htm?fromSite=main&spm=a21m2.8232368.0.0.ZZpao8

How do I find this bag on aliexpress?
Is it an OEM item or a replica?

>spinner
>USB charging
>LED
>cigarette lighter

Have we reached peak meme?


The user interface on DSO128 is terrible. DSO150 with its jog dial is a MASSIVE improvement.

GB takes the longest to arrive for me. Usually months.

Fuck off with your referral links!!

Now that OP5 (along with OnePlus) has officially bit the dust, what chink phone should I get now? How expensive is Mi Mix 2?

I'm thinking of the mi6. Global version should be out very soon and hopefully prices will drop a bit further.

Any good/cheap keyboard/mouse chink alternative?

Since my g400 is almost dead and the model M being indestructible was a meme I kinda need replacements

Here's the same links without referral codes

gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_623398.html
JJRC Q50 1:18 RC Off-road Car $27.89
Coupon: JJQ50

gearbest.com/wireless-routers/pp_621455.html
Original Xiaomi WiFi HomePlug: $49.99
Coupon: HomePlug

gearbest.com/gaming-headphones/pp_612639.html
XIBERIA V10 Over-ear Gaming Headset $22
Coupon: XIBERI

gearbest.com/stationery-supplies/pp_429777.html
Original Xiaomi Mijia 0.5mm Sign Pen $1.29
Coupon: GBPTNC

gearbest.com/temperature-control-mods/pp_627550.html
Original Hcigar VT75 Box Mod with 1 - 75W $95.99
Coupon: 75new

gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_604486.html
Original Xiaomi Headphones Relaxed Version $36.69
Coupon: Rela

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_626256.html
Xiaomi Mi5S Plus 4G 64GB $294.99
Coupon: KMi5SP

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_621141.html
Xiaomi Redmi Note 4X $147.99
Coupon: 4X4GL

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_617021.html
Xiaomi Mi Note 2 $369.99
Coupon: KNote24G

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_618318.html
Ulefone Power 2 4G Phablet - BLACK: $154.99
Coupon: UlefoneK

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_638754.html
OUKITEL K10000 Pro - BLACK: $174.99
Coupon: KOUKITEL

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620059.html
Oukitel K6000 Plus $164.99
Coupon: K6000G

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_620903.html
Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 $142.99
Coupon: XiaomiK

gearbest.com/living-appliances/pp_536471.html
Xiaomi Pro Air Purifier for Home - WHITE: $399.99
Coupon: MIAIRGB

the price started with a '2', but it was always closer to the $30 range than to the $20

Just get the note 4, shit is awesome for a 130 turobucks phone

but it has no headphone jack

Wait, the phone worked good except for the bubble under the glass?

but i want a flagship tier phone and a nice camera

yea, it really sucks, but i think i'll manage with the adapter. it's still cheap for the performance, has a good camera, and looks kinda good.

I'm still hoping the op5 will surprise, but it looks like shit at this point

Can anyone ID this bag on aliexpress?

Not him but I also remember seeing it at around $20 a few months a go

Huawei
ZTE
Oppo R9S

Yes

Does anybody know anything about these headphones? The reviews on yt are all in the languages foreign to me.

m.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_604486.html?lkid=10830171

There were some offers without the original packaging, most of them around $20.

Couldn't find it with the Aliexpress image search. It's on Taobao though.

yeah but buying from taobao is a b*tch

What the fuck with the 20 day drama then? If you chink them for 70 dollars just keep the phone and be happy

Bitchboi

There are a few youtube reviews on my lenguage (spanish) but none of them are useful, every reviewer said that they sound good (and never went into detail why) and that they are comfy

I just bought another phone, I'm not so subhuman to keep using a phone with a bubble inside the display

A replacement screen would have been less than $20

Well, I'm thinking of buying some headphones for my pc, don't know if I'm overpaying with Xiaomi.

Actually its inside the display itself so it was like 65€
Anyways I just don't wanted that fucking phone, now I have a new Redmi note 4 and I'm happy with it outside the shitty videos it do, I hope MIUI 9 get a better use of the camera since it CAN record at 120fps and 4k but you can't go over 20fps with the default app

look up superlux on ali, its a very good brand for audio

Check aliexpress, you can get the whole LCD + digitizer assembly for ~$20

So I can potentially fuck up my phone repairing it with a chink fake replacement and waste another month waiting for it just to chink out 40€?

Selling it and getting a partial refund was the safest bet, now everything went just fine and I'm happy with my phone

Buy ISK,
Oneodio/Garine Max is also pretty okay

You are if you are not buying the Edifier H850
>tuned by Phil Jones

Can I find tazer and cellphone jammer from chink?

Should I buy the Xiaomi Mi Pad 3?

Is there a comparable tablet out there? I want to use it for youtube, manga, checking my mail and light internet browsing.

Any good cheap gayming headset? I'm looking for good quality build, built-in mic and half decent sound

>cellphone jammer
Yeah, that's incredibly illegal.