ITT say something that the flag above your post would never say

ITT say something that the flag above your post would never say.

"We're relevant"

"Guns should be banned."

"I think immigration is reaching potentially harmful levels"

Pizza mama mia ciao bella!

"> spbrudo sbärdrä :DD"

"We're Asian"

"I don't think this is any of my business, I better leave it alone"

"I don't believe sheep are a sexually attractive animal"

«I hate rugby, what else is on? Oh, I know, AUSSIE RULES!»

"We shot down MH17"

"I think I'll leave the pub today"
"Boy it sure is great to be alive"

"Our economy has nothing to do with tax dumping."

refugees not welcome

I don't like cocks

>>"Boy it sure is great to be alive"
This one hurt more than I expected.

i should lose some weight

I'm circumcised

"I'm not circumcised"

I'm an abbo

This is a wonderful thread and I love and support all of you anons.

"Mate, your banter is better than ours!"

1 and 3 best options

>uncutties are this insecure

2d butts are the best

also

4>2>1>3

is that a fucking dick on 3?

"I am ashamed of pooping my pants"

I live in a stable first world democracy
I want more asians in my cunt

What? I would argue that circumcised people are more insecure.

t. circumcised

I'm a poofterchook

I'm circumcised

OH WAIT

"New Zealand is definitely better than Australia in some aspects"

I honestly do not get your joke.

Please explain your Aussie terminology.

"I have a foreskin"

"Jolly good morning, isn't it, old chap!"

I'm proud of my heritage

I think the reason his joke does not work is because he falsely assumed that most Americans are uncircumcised.

ill think for myself rather than have the government do it

yeah that was my bad

fuck me im so fucking retarded i should go to sleep

fuck you bitch

should have added a not

"my country is first world"

"a united arab coalition could easily defeat such a small country as Israel"

New Zealand is Australian clay

We are important to the course of world history.

I love free speech

I don't blaze it

I am not of Moroccan descent.

"my parents are both of german lineage"
"global warming is no big deal"

Australia? That small, irrelevant shithole to the west? Who cares about them?

"I don't regret going to college"

"I'm glad I have access to universal healthcare."

I have one of the best accents on the planet

It's so cold here

>I have one of the best accents on the planet
I think that one works for us both mate

I find bestiality vile and repugnant

"Don't call me a cunt"

"New Zealand is better than Australia"

Ataturk was right to have a secular state

I will not shitpost today

I have never been to Bali

I have a huge dick

There have been no shootings in the past month

Tyrone have a huge dick

The Russians did nothing wrong

My country is significantly culturally unique from Russia

Posts from my country are always of high quality and relevance

Australia has a stable and competent government

I will never surrender

We're culturally Chinese. British Imperialism must stop.

Paris is a great city to visit

I don't like africans

I speak multiple languages

I am well hung

"I want reunification"

No one in my family has gone to jail.

"I want reunification"

I'm white

My grandparents weren't convicts

I want unification

We should remain in the EU

I don't eat dogmeat

I don't eat dogmeat

No Australian is white. At best you're kind of a ruddyish brown.

I'm an abo

I am a well educated individual

My possessions are not covered in dust and kangaroo ejaculate.

I am not overweight and i hate reality TV.

My possessions, wife and children have not been stolen by Tyrone or confiscated by the government

Which one of the multiple highways we have we should take to go to one of our several relevant cities?

I am comfortable being within 2 metres of another human being and a stranger smiling at me as we walk past each other will not trigger a panic attack

I'm normal.

beer is disgusting and pork is haram

I speak fluent English.

My culture has aspects beyond the didgeridoo and sunburn.

I think we need sane gun laws

I have basic knowledge of geography

I can win at knifey-spooney

I won't die painfully from this spider-bite

"I like sports and healthy food"

Soccer.

We should consider investing more in public services

I won the franco-prusssian war.