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korean pop

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trying my best

>it's a teenager is gagging to post his ebin gimmick but has no idea how to make a /brit/ thread episode

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good lad
good edition
good thread

alri lads

atoning for my sins

Can't view this on my phone, someone please describe it :S :/ ;)))

man do thing

Get an Android you fucking iFaggot

Having my cake and eating it

>wake up
>had a nice lay in
>nothing to do today
>ring my mate see if he can get me some weed
>he says he can't
>mfw

OY VEY! Don't know what I'll do if I can't get any weed.

STR vs DEX but DEX wins this time

Got the ol waffles in the toaster

DUDE

>Yellow warning of rain

There are teenagers where you live, I assume?

Any of the will be able to direct you to something as softcore as a bit of weed

totally not addicted tho lol :^)

just asked the gf if she ever shuts her fucking mouth and was met with a frosty reply

>There are teenagers where you live, I assume?
>Any of the will be able to direct you to something as softcore as a bit of weed

You're implying that's friendly though.
I've watched brit shows where they use jog on as fuck off.

IRELANDE DOUZE POINTE

WEED

Yeah there are but they're all little scrote yobs who I never have anything to do with.

Not addicted, won't have any withdrawals but I much prefer being stoned to being sober when I have nothing planned for the day. Don't go to work stoned, don't get stoned if I have something important to do or somewhere to go.

Not looking good.

reading ayn rand
she's an absolute genius

Thank (You), m8.

>Not addicted, won't have any withdrawals but I much prefer being stoned to being sober when I have nothing planned for the day. Don't go to work stoned, don't get stoned if I have something important to do or somewhere to go.

That's how I feel about alcohol. I'm probably addicted though

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OI NAH HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH THOUGH

sick of these bluepilled plebs

goooooooaaaaaaaal

There is no such thing as addiction

true
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_Park

me in the background

think i might be jewish at heart because the cost is definitely not worth it for weed for me, it gets so boring after the first few times

Getting really quite nervous about ENG-WAL now

>reading ayn rand
>she's an absolute genius

lowest quality general

>There is no such thing as addiction

youtube.com/watch?v=fQs8E0juBUs

GET IN are Nige back of the net son

feel really dizzy again

fucking sick of this

Yeah but the difference is that you can actually become addicted and have withdrawals, whereas you don't get withdrawals from weed but you might just prefer being high to being sober.

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Reminder that I will be purchasing the necessary drugs today to start self-medding

>Really regret not doing it sooner
>Dreamed that I was presenting as female while at university
>I made female friends
>We went on nights out
>Picked up boys
>I was raped a few times but my friends were always there to offer me support
>Eventually became friends with the Polish girl (classmate)
>She arranged a surprise meeting between myself and the other Polish girl
>On seeing me she took me to a private room and we hugged
>I cried (made easier due to the hormones)

drunk to be honest

>lowest quality general

t. teenage girl

listening to dream theater

>tfw not even worth a (you)

listening to mumford and sons
unironically good

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>So desperate to be with a girl that he'll become a tranny just to be friendzoned by her

Im the guy u waited for all your life

>>Really regret not doing it sooner
you'll regret doing it at all when you kill yourself in a few years
>not gonna read beyond that line or bother investing myself into this idiot's suicide

HOWLING

got tickets to see mumford and sons at the dream theatre next month

Grimsby M E N T I O N E D

what a little mad cunt

FONC

Leave or remain?

I am comfortably the most manly and physically intimidating poster on daytime /brit/, and on normietime /brit/ I would wager I'm top 3

Just making you aware of the facts

are football fans even human

youtube.com/watch?v=OrACG3Q9aRc&feature=youtu.be

REMAIN
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I actually have plans for the future that involve travelling and not being poor though.

youtube.com/watch?v=62dwk1BgdIE

btfo i must say

>50 000 boats used to dock here...

Could honestly beat up any of you poofs

ah yes it will be impossible to travel and be wealthy once we leave

ah yes first british news calls our footy fans disgusting only to do literally the same thing

I don't enjoy living as I am

Either way, I'm heading to the same destination, at least this way I can say I tried to escape my destiny

I always just wanted to be their friend

Are the Dutch fans causing much trouble this year?

Both will objectively be harder

the lads

I'm sure she meant a year or something

really fucking hate "memes" and other fucking shite entering mainstream news

BBC news feels like fucking buzzfeed at times now

really really really fucking sick of normies, jesus christ I hate normies

we did it before it was cool :^)

Cannot comprehend why people have and use credit cards rather than debit
Why not have just a bit of fucking patience and not fuck yourself up with debt?

currently watching Lexit the Movie

is that why you recorded her and pissed in her ribena

She's got her own movie?

leave

feeling handsome atm

So if leaving the EU means the evil Tories won't have anyone to stop them stripping away workers rights and send us back to the Victorian age, why doesn't Big Dave want us to leave the EU?

>fisherman are poor meme

ahh yes guess that's why britian is catching more fish than ever and selling it for higher than ever

Gotta build the jew credit up lad so people can know I'm responsible with money.

Improves your credit rating, good to have as a fallback, often come with other benefits like cashback.

>Look in the mirror
>Feel handsome, think I look really good
>Open snapchat or camera, look like an old hag

WHICH ONE IS IT. IS THE CAMERA LYING TO ME OR THE MIRROR

youtube.com/watch?v=0gHLfMXb0Yg

What a raci....oh, he's black. Um....well....I.....*runs away*

That wasn't a sexual thing

>Michael Give has been telling people for years that the EU made his dad's business go under
>His dad comes out and completely cucks his son by saying that's not true

Don't reply to it

>Reading Ayn Rand
>Absolute Genius

Le spooky philosopher meemee

Also, Brexit polls for leaving are winning by a steady 3 points, if you don't count manipulation and kikery

well the camera shows your face the right way around unlike the mirror. but I feel like the selfie cam distorts my face a bit too.

Transphobic cunt

Can't think of a single intelligent Mexican

Fucking smug piece of shit nerd with glasses

Based black man

Just booked my flight back to Blighty. Who missed me? :)

fucking hell that's embarrassing

Selfie cam definitely fucks my face up.

I've got quite a 'strong' face with a wide, square jaw and sharp features but on the selfie cam it makes me look like some slack jawed, narrow faced sissy.

Can't think of a single intelligent argument for Brexit