zen edition
/brit/
korean pop
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trying my best
>it's a teenager is gagging to post his ebin gimmick but has no idea how to make a /brit/ thread episode
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good lad
good edition
good thread
alri lads
atoning for my sins
Can't view this on my phone, someone please describe it :S :/ ;)))
man do thing
Get an Android you fucking iFaggot
Having my cake and eating it
>wake up
>had a nice lay in
>nothing to do today
>ring my mate see if he can get me some weed
>he says he can't
>mfw
OY VEY! Don't know what I'll do if I can't get any weed.
STR vs DEX but DEX wins this time
Got the ol waffles in the toaster
DUDE
>Yellow warning of rain
There are teenagers where you live, I assume?
Any of the will be able to direct you to something as softcore as a bit of weed
totally not addicted tho lol :^)
just asked the gf if she ever shuts her fucking mouth and was met with a frosty reply
>There are teenagers where you live, I assume?
>Any of the will be able to direct you to something as softcore as a bit of weed
You're implying that's friendly though.
I've watched brit shows where they use jog on as fuck off.
IRELANDE DOUZE POINTE
WEED
Yeah there are but they're all little scrote yobs who I never have anything to do with.
Not addicted, won't have any withdrawals but I much prefer being stoned to being sober when I have nothing planned for the day. Don't go to work stoned, don't get stoned if I have something important to do or somewhere to go.
Not looking good.
reading ayn rand
she's an absolute genius
Thank (You), m8.
>Not addicted, won't have any withdrawals but I much prefer being stoned to being sober when I have nothing planned for the day. Don't go to work stoned, don't get stoned if I have something important to do or somewhere to go.
That's how I feel about alcohol. I'm probably addicted though
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OI NAH HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH THOUGH
sick of these bluepilled plebs
goooooooaaaaaaaal
There is no such thing as addiction
me in the background
think i might be jewish at heart because the cost is definitely not worth it for weed for me, it gets so boring after the first few times
Getting really quite nervous about ENG-WAL now
>reading ayn rand
>she's an absolute genius
lowest quality general
>There is no such thing as addiction
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GET IN are Nige back of the net son
feel really dizzy again
fucking sick of this
Yeah but the difference is that you can actually become addicted and have withdrawals, whereas you don't get withdrawals from weed but you might just prefer being high to being sober.
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Reminder that I will be purchasing the necessary drugs today to start self-medding
>Really regret not doing it sooner
>Dreamed that I was presenting as female while at university
>I made female friends
>We went on nights out
>Picked up boys
>I was raped a few times but my friends were always there to offer me support
>Eventually became friends with the Polish girl (classmate)
>She arranged a surprise meeting between myself and the other Polish girl
>On seeing me she took me to a private room and we hugged
>I cried (made easier due to the hormones)
drunk to be honest
>lowest quality general
t. teenage girl
listening to dream theater
>tfw not even worth a (you)
listening to mumford and sons
unironically good
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>So desperate to be with a girl that he'll become a tranny just to be friendzoned by her
Im the guy u waited for all your life
>>Really regret not doing it sooner
you'll regret doing it at all when you kill yourself in a few years
>not gonna read beyond that line or bother investing myself into this idiot's suicide
HOWLING
got tickets to see mumford and sons at the dream theatre next month
Grimsby M E N T I O N E D
what a little mad cunt
FONC
Leave or remain?
I am comfortably the most manly and physically intimidating poster on daytime /brit/, and on normietime /brit/ I would wager I'm top 3
Just making you aware of the facts
are football fans even human
REMAIN
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M
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I actually have plans for the future that involve travelling and not being poor though.
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btfo i must say
>50 000 boats used to dock here...
Could honestly beat up any of you poofs
ah yes it will be impossible to travel and be wealthy once we leave
ah yes first british news calls our footy fans disgusting only to do literally the same thing
I don't enjoy living as I am
Either way, I'm heading to the same destination, at least this way I can say I tried to escape my destiny
I always just wanted to be their friend
Are the Dutch fans causing much trouble this year?
Both will objectively be harder
the lads
I'm sure she meant a year or something
really fucking hate "memes" and other fucking shite entering mainstream news
BBC news feels like fucking buzzfeed at times now
really really really fucking sick of normies, jesus christ I hate normies
we did it before it was cool :^)
Cannot comprehend why people have and use credit cards rather than debit
Why not have just a bit of fucking patience and not fuck yourself up with debt?
currently watching Lexit the Movie
is that why you recorded her and pissed in her ribena
She's got her own movie?
leave
feeling handsome atm
So if leaving the EU means the evil Tories won't have anyone to stop them stripping away workers rights and send us back to the Victorian age, why doesn't Big Dave want us to leave the EU?
>fisherman are poor meme
ahh yes guess that's why britian is catching more fish than ever and selling it for higher than ever
Gotta build the jew credit up lad so people can know I'm responsible with money.
Improves your credit rating, good to have as a fallback, often come with other benefits like cashback.
>Look in the mirror
>Feel handsome, think I look really good
>Open snapchat or camera, look like an old hag
WHICH ONE IS IT. IS THE CAMERA LYING TO ME OR THE MIRROR
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What a raci....oh, he's black. Um....well....I.....*runs away*
That wasn't a sexual thing
>Michael Give has been telling people for years that the EU made his dad's business go under
>His dad comes out and completely cucks his son by saying that's not true
Don't reply to it
>Reading Ayn Rand
>Absolute Genius
Le spooky philosopher meemee
Also, Brexit polls for leaving are winning by a steady 3 points, if you don't count manipulation and kikery
well the camera shows your face the right way around unlike the mirror. but I feel like the selfie cam distorts my face a bit too.
Transphobic cunt
Can't think of a single intelligent Mexican
Fucking smug piece of shit nerd with glasses
Based black man
Just booked my flight back to Blighty. Who missed me? :)
fucking hell that's embarrassing
Selfie cam definitely fucks my face up.
I've got quite a 'strong' face with a wide, square jaw and sharp features but on the selfie cam it makes me look like some slack jawed, narrow faced sissy.
Can't think of a single intelligent argument for Brexit