You fall asleep

>You fall asleep
>You wake up
>Suddenly you realize you have been transported, with all your belongings, to the Republic of Poland by a powerful jew warlock

What is your reaction to this peculiar situation?

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I'd be pretty happy and try to get to that huge forest.

Kill myself

I'd steal polish jobs.

Do you have no fear? The mighty żubr roams the forests.

What jobs

Go to the govt and tell them to send me to my country

Manage to rent an apartment, MOW LE LAWNS, and learn the Polish language while I'm in my apartment and never socialize until I'm somewhat fluent.

Even if a big majority speaks English.

Cheesecake baker?

Go to żabka, buy Dr. Pepper(I ran out of it yesterday).

Take the tram home to my Sarmatian gf.

Kurwa ja pierdole

It's either that or some Polish guy kicking my ass.

>Cheesecake baker
My friend.

Know that - you are always welcome here.

drink 8 cans of debowe mocne and fall asleep pn a park bench

>8 cans of debowe mocne
Nice.

thank you based poland. cheap, strong and nice to drink

Start singing videorelated
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buy vodka, get drunk
basically nothing changes from my daily life

At least it's not so hot and shitty anymore

>with all your belongings
Live like a king for the rest of my life I guess.

fight me irl cunt

Try to convince people to help me annex Lithuania

get over here cyka

>You fall asleep
>You wake up
Not again!

>Convince
No one needs convincing here.

it is my dream to live in comfy commieblock so i would be very happy desu