"I wish I wasn't a cripple so I could find me a nice bf."

"I wish I wasn't a cripple so I could find me a nice bf."

yup

Why does she wear shoes ?

Oh hunty you wouldn't find a nice bf even if you were normal

>um, let me just stop you right there Brittney
>you smell like rancid faeces, did you unknowingly shit your pants again?

it*

>tfw no crippled lolita gf

it is a unicorn cripple or no

I wish I didn't have cancer but we can't have everything we wish for now, can we? Tough luck, gal.

Ayy gurl I have a fetish on crippled chikas. you can ride me like a carousel all day long.

>implying you wouldn't

>pours soft drink on you

BLACKED

That girl is normal she just twisted her ankle.

Fucking poser.

your body girl, is a portapotty

...

>making fun of a disabled woman

it's not rape, if she didn't run away...

You will never have a gf with the nickname of "Hot Wells"...
Really make you think.

Hot Wheels*
Fuck this gay spell checker

I wouldn't mind a girlfriend on a wheelchair. You can fuck her in the ass all you want and she won't complain.

>no observable atrophy in legs

Finally someone bring something positive.

I have a crippled cousin, she practiced kissing with my brother when they were 12. I've noticed girls that are crippled have a deep sadness behind their eyes.

Who are you quoting?

Wheelchair people have unimaginable hemorroids

Incest is popular in Straya?

All the better. Free lube is stored in each hemorroid.

Inaudibly whisper "I-I'm here...."

haha us memers right?

nooooooooo the wheelchair autism is spreading

We aren't first cousins so it isn't incest

I dated a paralyzed girl before
The weirdest thing at first was how tiny her legs were

The dry shit in her pants is not weird at all?

*devours feces*

She's easy to rape

>muh summerfags

Just b urself criply

"How are you doing Brittney?"
"Oh I'm doing wheely great!"
"That's good."
"Yeah, I haven't got a chair in the world."

>french
>ever having to rape

Tu quoi? She'll be at your feet in minutes if you pretend to her that you're belgian.

Carlos you lil fucker. I'd gladly deport you.

It's just a bit of fun

Jokes on you, it's winter here

she's not cripple.
Cripple people have really skinny legs

Are you going to punish me?
Or will you send me to the punitentiary?
Sorry, I guess my puns are BORDERing on insane.

>tfw no wheelchair gf to care for
>tfw wheelchair people are unpredictable in being offended about help

IT'S AUTUMN YOU RETARD

>implying our winter and autumn are any different