Is there a toilet paper shortage in America?

Is there a toilet paper shortage in America?

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wtf lad just spoiler that shit senpai or blur it , shit is disgusting senpai

No, just a decency shortage. What else would you find at wallmart besides their everday low prices?

>be ameripoop
>poop your pants

Quality thread

It's literally socially acceptable to shit your pants in public in USA.

I wish i was memeing

isn't shitting yourself uncomfortable though? don't you get rashes and whatnot

OK. I understand shitty pants aren't strange there.
Yet, what motive let them be so?

lol

It's part of their culture m8, don't be rude

you think you are farting but you actually are not

the diet is the cause

You can easily identify when its a fart or a shit, a shart willl never make such a huge mess like that. Maybe they have diarrea and dind't make it to the restroom or something.

EVEN POO IN LOO IS LAUGHING ABOUT MURRIFATS SHITTING THEMSELVES

HOW LOW CAN YOU SINK

Amerifats are too lazy to use the designated shitting streets.

wen u let a bad one go in walmart ur marching with general washington.
u can feel the cavalry advance down ur leg as you play yankie dookie snare with ur a hole

nice dubs but check these

Uh sorry I think you mean these

That's disgusting

Fular go easy on the pepsi!!!

Last year an user figured out the cause of WalMart shoppers shitting themselves.

Woah. That's neat

In America you have to drive to designated shitting Interstate, pay the pooping toll and then tip for shitting.
You just can't make this shit up.

>be American
>get fed corn syrup on every occassion
>become fat
>take TV advertised diet pills
>get diarrhea
WORLD'S SUPERPOWER

Please post more American shitting themselves, it's too good.

There is a serious toilet paper crisis in America.

Maybe that's why they cut their dicks, they can't into hygiene.

Only goyim shit their pants.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatorrhea

>take diet pills
>shit grease

Somebody post the one with flies.

If a nation's people keep shitting their pants, it means there's a toilet shortage, not TP shortage.

>canadian logic

>be American
>too fat to even notice I'm shitting myself
>leave a trail of semi-solid turds all over floor

Fat people can't properly wipe or clean their asses because of the massive amount of fat there

I'm so glad I finished eating my lunch before coming here

It is. If you see someone walking around with a shitty ass, you will either tell them, ignore them or take a picture. It's a rarity.

The cause is typically either illness or antibiotics. I suppose it could be diet but most people don't eat that poorly.

Americans take a lot of weight loss pills but refuse to change their diets when taking them. That causes anal leakage.

They sell these at wal-mart. No excuses.

>ameripoops

It's to attract German scat fetishes and India poo in loos

You wouldn't understand

>designated shitting trousers

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Americans smell like shit
Americans smell like poo

Lucky thing we all have Mexican maids to do our laundry for us.

delet this

>He doesn't use wet wipes
Gross desu

POO

DESIGNATED SHITTING PANTS

LMAO

Americans outdo us at killings
Americans outdo us at not having toilet paper

fuck they're champions at everything

>tfw you're Indian-American

Maybe murricans are too lazy to go to the toilets or to wipe their ass

like cows the only thing they do is eating and they don't care about the rest

natural capitalist defense mechanism

as the Wal-hog makes it way towards a rollback deal, it shits itself to keep predators at bay, sometimes denying entire clearance aisles

there it can graze in peace

they can't reach their anus senpai

Ok I actually laughed at this

Wew

Wtf?

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>german shit porn

>Sweden will NEVER EVER be the worlds top pooperpower

How does it feel to be such a cuck?

Kek

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Not necessarily a toilet paper issue, my guess would be the horribly food standard over there.

According to measured data, most of the north american organic produce would still contain illigaly high concentrations of toxins compared to scandinavian standard produce.
They are slowly killing themselvsm and they seem to be fine with it.

Getting the runs from eating fast food is not normal goddamnit, it's a sure sign you are poisoning yourself.

I've only ever seen it once.
Had a giggle and basically just jogged out of the store while she waddled after me.

>shaving
ffs

>Ywf it's payback time

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>The Germans poo so efficiently that they don't need to wipe
>The French squat/ poo in a hole in the ground, but politely wash their ass in a bidet
>The Indians poo in the streets and wipe the shit out their ass with one hand but eat with the other
>The English poo in the loo but use fathoms and fathoms of paper
>The Americans poo in their pants and it explodes everywhere, and they walk around with pride
>The Turks are made of poo

>not shitting your pants at wal mart
what the fuck is wrong with the rest of the world?

there is a fat circumference v. arm length shortage

>being so fat as to need a tool to bathe, wipe and shave
At that point why bother?

They have their dignity, user.

XD

>Wiping
You mean smush your poo around your chocolate starfish with a piece of paper and call it a day. Baaaaarf. If you fell face first on dogshit, do you just wipe it away with tissue paper and go kiss your mum on her MILFy cheeks?

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I have seen many horrid things in my life many of those things in walmart stores but I have never seen this sort of literal shit before.
I consider myself blessed for this.
May I never cross paths with these "people".

Surprising desu, I can understand that happening to some 80 something oldfag, but in young people?

>tfw you live near a walmart but never go to it because of designated shitting aisles

fuck me leaf, you can't judge us by walmart shoppers. they're worse than arab refugees

>deaignated shitting aisles
> only has them at his local walmart

Lmao get a load of this poor fag

>you can't judge us by our citizens that frequent our most popular and iconic stores

>Visiting relatives in the US
>Use public washroom
>Forget to tip the ass wiper

imagine being American

oh no

B-but muh based target...

imagine being European roach

It's like being australian.. only with more guns and jews.. and our black people look slightly more human.

I haven't been to a Walmart in years.

>It's like being australian.. only with more poop in your pants

Is anal orifice kissing an Islamic or purely Malaysian practice?

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Civilized americans go to target

We export wallmart to the rest of the world literally to degrade it

And really civilized Americans don't go to superstores.

>Civilized americans
oxymoron

>isn't shitting yourself uncomfortable though? don't you get rashes and whatnot
You get used to it. Also there's all sorts of tasty creams and powders you can use to treat rash.

Omg......... I found the secret why fat people smell so bad

We sent it all to Venezuela

Go back to adopting a Japanese name and committing crime

>canada doesnt have target
>target tried to go to canada
>ran huge campaigns about how much they liked being in canada
>canadians just abused them untill every store was closed

dont trust a leaf
we try to give a nice thing
canadians so cheap they arent willing to pay a little more to not go to shitmart

>secret

They don't have many fat people in Korea, do they?

America is number 1 in everything.

>this
There was an user that prooved it a while ago

we also use wet sanitation wipes

>ameripoos

We also outdo you at not having to stand in line for a week for a bar of soap