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'''''english''''' football edition

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cara

>Forster

howling

karen

>Muh 92% white cuntry

imagine being a rich as fuck korean in general

untouchable because of corruption and got thousands of plastic goddesses dying for you to fuck them

Soviet union

Is there anything more embarassing than a yank who's clearly been on Sup Forums too long crossboard shitposting on /brit/?

Baffling.

yo shout out to everyone that worked on the album you feel me shayn?
yo shouts out to ty dollas
shouts out to hodgy daddies
shouts out to left brizzle
shouts out to damyan
shouts outs to to frankie ocean
shouts out to sid da dude
shouts out to l boy

This is old, no tattoo on hand. tbqh if she has anymore she'd be ruining herself.

Cuck

lmao even our team is whiter

FOY

never been to Sup Forums, pal

maisie

British name = fully assimilated and full British imo

>Is there anything more embarrassing than a yank who's clearly been on Sup Forums too long crossbars shitposting on /brit/?

anyone remember the threads that used to be 90% people spamming "rorke" and "rasheed"

those were the days 2bh

>""""welsh"""" football team
>Full of black men with English accents

hongry

rent a supercar for a day
drive around with ya friends
smoke a gram of that haze
go easy on that ounce
thats alot for a day
but just enough for a week
my nigga what can i say

Ahh yes, the english nigger internet defence force has arrived.

>captain is literally a black Englishman that started supporting Wales 5 years ago

>forster

Does he identify as black now?

>anyone remember the threads that used to be 90% people spamming "title" and "rasheed"
>those were the days 2bh

You'd literally be able to pay to fuck kpop idols

me knob is swollen

Rashford.

P I R A T A S no tienes huevos

>anyone remember the threads that used to be 90% people spamming "rorke" and "rasheed"
>those were the days 2bh

need a succ?

Sure

Skin softens, hair growth slows, breasts develop, lose muscles, body fat redistributes and you emotions change too e.g.it's easier to cry

spit to the lips meet the bottom of the barrel so that sterile piss flow remind these niggas where embarassed is

fucks sake mum

prediction: youth will become so socially inept due to video games and social media that hirable friends will be a thing

just cummed over ebony porn again lads (this isn't a meme relating to the op btw)

or just buy a company like SM Ent. and just fuck all the idols for jobs

pretty sure sexual favours are widely reported in the idol business

this 2bh

whats actually going on in this vid

wew

someone trawl r/hearthstone and find ribenas reddit profile, shouldn't be too hard

which model?

Sounds amazing

I've always wished I was a cute girl

I was DEFINITELY born in the wrong body

Instead of being a cute little girls I'm an ugly hairy man ;__;

sunny is pure

It may seem like the right thing to do, but please, do not engage with it

would /brit/ hit it

>knowing pornstars and having favourites
sad cunt lmao, some random nignog from the ebony section on spankwire

sort out your tabs, your bookmarks, your taskbar and your bloatware

actually, just kill yourself

I'd hit it.
I'd hit it with a fucking truck.

Jesus christ muh dick.

>some random nignog from the ebony section on spankwire
>this fucking line

>not looking forward to the "MUSLIM TRANSSEXUAL KILLING SPREE" headline

Will be bantz

Is that a birthmark or a bruise?

yes desu

is this the rorke's secret base?

N O N C E

bruise :(

>that hard
i could take it hun

no it literally wont

him doing any more damage to this world is an injustice, he should be jailed now for the sake of society

That girl skinny as fuck.
Real men appreciate curves.
Real men want a fatter, plumper, sexier woman.

So quick question, I've inadvertently have been chugging on with nofap, I've been moving around so I haven't felt comfortable enough for it in awhile.

Do you eventually get blue balls from nofap? I can feel slight soreness in my lower back and balls.

Is this normal?

*skypes with your sister*

*kisses it better*

might shag an escort tomorrow lads

my sister wears an F cup bra

Nice headscarf you have there, Jo..

bit DOT ly SLASH 1tyHamW

seems pretty based. no speed limits on the mountain road (google IOM TT for the most ridiculous thing to survive the nannystate) tax haven, etc etc.

:3 feels much better thankyou papi

yeah

eventually you'll just have a wet dream

vrisu

Jo Cox made a powerful speech that helped persuade the Government to change its mind and agree to accept 3,000 Syrian children into Britain.

Is this going to be implemented even she was dead?

I don't want to be fat I want to be a cute girl

>tax haven
>based

FOB

Virus don't copy and paste and replace the relevant parts with .s and /s

This is a FACT.

you mean youve been wanking without finishign? yeah thats gonna give you sore balls

Fucking Sup Forums won't let me link to a facebook video, the cunt.

I don't post on reddit

Just browse for information when need be

iktfb

Make the change NOW
These feelings never go away

I like to be skinny
petit = feminine in my view, it contrasts with ideal male image

I don't have any bloatware
Happy with the taskbar and bookmarks

Never had one before, might have to find that one out

:3 yw

wouldn't mind slipping ramsey and bale into the england team but the rest wouldn't even get close to the squad of 25

spiderpoo is it only in day hours when no-one replies to you

didnt mean to be meany earlier, you should get a job but you're not inherently disgusting x

Me neither 2bh, wonder if it's nice

fuck off sexist.

Here, jack off to this, lmao.

>Kate Moss got in trouble for getting caught snorting cocaine
Literally who cares if someone else does drugs recreationally

Change facebook to fb, it redirects

>reminder that bale had a chance to join england but went with wales instead

too bad youre a fat mentally ill paki soup spoon

Nah just haven't been wanking, for like a week. Usually I'll rub 2 out a day on average.

But yeah, feeling slight blue balls. And I've been at work all day. Not aroused, not looking at porn, just working.

>jack off
turn your fucking proxy off now and get the fuck back to /cum/

Normies btfo

>do no fap years ago
>having a dream about the girl I liked at the time
>she reaches down into my trousers...
>and I wake up cumming all over my boxers

Not even in my dreams can I have sex

Nice thread

more proof that Sup Forums is a normie free zone

>tfw you'd have to gain like 50lbs to be able to look like that but you keep losing weight
I mean like I'm really tall anyway so I'd probably just look like some kind of amazon thing

have a sunburn

I was talking to an American so I translated to American.

You wouldn't speak English to a Honduran.
Americans have no idea what wanking is.

In the last 11 years I haven't gone more than four successive days without a wank

Alri, lets try this again.

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Nice headscarf you got there, Jo..

>iktfb
>Make the change NOW
>These feelings never go away

It's too late for me I'm 27 tall hairy and fat

I just have to hope the Pajeets are right and that I can one day be reborn as a cute girl

We also say wank, at least on the west coast.

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