Why do brits have tiny cars and tiny roads and tiny homes and tiny penises?

Why do brits have tiny cars and tiny roads and tiny homes and tiny penises?

to get shot

because the country is small

not much room

beats having tiny heads

they live on a tiny rainy island

You forgot to mention their tiny eyes.

BRITISH PEOPLE ARE SO UGLY

BEADY

tiny lads

Don't forget their tiny Empire.

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List more tiny things so I can post this again when they are awake.

Tiny knives

tiny parliament

Tiny dogs

Does my tiny penis come from my scottish, irish or british genes.

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british of course

tiny bars

damn that place it's like the size of my bathroom

Savage

Why do brit roads always have the construction traffic cones things.

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Ello? Anybody home?

why do I need burn heal? do pokemon get burned a lot now?

Care to explain yourself?

Don't ever talk to me or my son again.

Bit late/early for long paragraphs, what do you want explaining? Specifics.

Why do you have tiny shoes?

UK to US size/measurements conversion. Next

Why do you have tiny cars and roads?

Because we're not fat, and secondly we make very good cars.

Last one, then I'm calling it

>we're not fat
oh boy

Why do you have tiny penises?

You're second fattest. Second to us. Still hella fat.

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>amerithins

Shucks.. I guess we'll just have to settle for being #1 at everything else.

We're the same as the rest of western Europe. Tired now, thanks for the (you)s much appreciated.

What're we?


Anyway night colonials xx

Why don't I have any friends mon

>No source
Your picture is worthless

YEEEAH

NOW WHAT YOU SAYING, MAN

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Venezuela at number 10.
Barely any food in the country.

ok

What freaks me out is quite a few flats in the UK don't have toilets.

t. el gordotINO

What?
I've been to the UK a few times and when I've been invited to their flats they've always had toilets

>we make very good cars

Your electrical systems are GARBAWGE but great otherwise with vehicles.

hello where are the serious discussion

They obviously only invited you to the luxury flats with american-friendly doorways and chairs.

Scotland is the primary culprit with it but it still goes on in a number of parts. Communal toilets to save space or because the buildings are really old.

>have tiny cars and tiny roads and tiny homes

are we ?

Are you brit?

>and tiny penises?

oh,we aren't brits.

>cars
They're the same ones that you find in other Continental European countries
>Roads
They're about the same size as other European roads. It's when you go to the super old parts of the super old cities you find that the tiny roads
>Tiny homes
Lots of people and not enough room to build them
I think we should build up instead of out though
>Tiny penises
I can't say that I've got much experience with penises, but mine is a reasonable size

Not so fast!

In the US we actually have really small frontage roads that are barely passable. Of course they're only in very remote places. More than once we've had to do a lot of work to expand wagon or logging trails because they became the avenue of higher traffic travel.