Ask a guy who just ate a whole thing of Tim Tams™ anything

Ask a guy who just ate a whole thing of Tim Tams™ anything

how fat are you?

What is Tim Tams?

I'm a big guy

ever since I started writing down my calories I couldn't do this shit anymore

you're missing out f a m

I still have the sneaky one I was just sick of being a fatty also I got diabetes.

>one
that's not even possible

I'm pencil thin but I can go through a thing of Tim tams like nothing else, so fucking good

If you eat the milk chocolate ones you may as well kill yourself desu

Apex of civilized human foodstuffs. Greatest culinary achievement in human history. Fucking delicious chocolate biscuit.

kill yourself tim tam shill

>dark chocolate

Tim tams aren't that good 2bh.

rude

Good enough, so how am I supposed to react to the original poster?

Enjoy your 2000 caloric intake in one go

Remember over and under

Shut up

that'd give me the sweats ay

tim tams are nice but fuck a whole pack

please brush your teeth user

did you eat them dry?

This looks good desu, better than your national ''bread''

It literally is bread tho...

I went through 2 of these, both times I told myself I would only have 1-2 a day, and both times I ate the entire thing in 1.5 days.

I have forbidden myself ever buying them again.

>i miss them

what do they taste like?

chocolate sandwiched between chocolate covered chocolate

>implying that wasn't part of the plan

I started dry and then made some tea to finish the rest.
My teeth hurt

GIB
I
B

Why don't you care about getting fat?

Call him a fat fuck.

>not milk
dropped

shut up

did you eat them the proper way by using them as a straw for hot coffee

or did you eat them like a fat addict by just shoveling them in to your mouth

> Not getting the double choc variety

What are you, poor?

Both because I don't play by your fucking rules.

i live in brisbane so yes

>coffee
>not tea
fuck off hipster

.... oh. Sorry.

Double choc a best

You didn't answered my question.

>mfw i was just pretending to be him
but i really do live in brisbane

did u go a tim tam slamma tho

Ask a guy from a country with a vastly superior biscuit anything

Don't pretend mate, chit chats are shit

Absolute poverty tier.

there is no difference

your dicks are literally the same size and your piss streams the same distance, put the cookies back in your pants please. this is a family board.

This doesn't concern you Mexico.

what the fuck is this shit chat shit get hit motehr fucker get the fuck out with that bull ish1

>>not tea

hey grandma

not actually going to call you back haha

yeah that is chat mate

Sickening. Remove yourself from this website.

>chit chat
more like shit shat

kek

you ungrateful little shit you wouldnt even exist without me cunt

daily reminder: your grandma sucked off your grandpa with those lips she kisses you with and might even still do it

great thread lads

When the FUCK are they bringing back peanut butter

what the fuck is this shit

fuck off yank

yeah you and your off by one can fuck off ay

>Chichat

>not Homebrand

>being a cuck

povo as g

Took the joke too far New Zealand. Get that disgusting shit out of my face.

...

homebrand saved my life

>shitpost: the thread
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I didn't know new zealand had home brand

why don't you just become our client state already

How do i get a aussie qt who would feed me chit chats?

>Chit Chats
>Aussie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The only thing aunt beatrice will be feeding you is witchetty grubs

i saw these at the store, i knew they were imported because they were $5 for a package

They're 2 for $5 here m9

devilish

It's ok, i play high cardio demanding sports so i'll probably just poop out all the timtams in the next hour

Oh, TimTam. So that's what Bitte by Glico is based on.

Why all aussies are such a fatties?

I'm skinny so I don't have to watch my weight. A LOT of people here are fat though. Must be the Americanisation in effect

I eat like shit, don't exercise, and am permanent ottermode with abs, it's great. I'll probably have heart failure at 50 though but fuck it

ayyy

me too m8

heart attack or melanoma, that'll be me