MY DAD WAS ALPHA AS FUCK HE HAD A LITTLE DICK BUT COULD PICK UP CHICKS ON HIS CHARISMA ALONE THEN THERE IS ME A LITTLE...

MY DAD WAS ALPHA AS FUCK HE HAD A LITTLE DICK BUT COULD PICK UP CHICKS ON HIS CHARISMA ALONE THEN THERE IS ME A LITTLE BETA BOY HAHAHA!!

how do you know your dad's dick size?
that's a bit gay mane

Jesus christ... get your shit together australia.

My father had his mid-life crisis when I was still in high school. He cheated on my mother with girls in MY CLASS. I was a complete beta (still am) that no one wanted to so much as talk to other than to hurl insults at me. Do you know what that's like user? To go into school and have girls in your class bully you because they fucked your father? To have the destruction of your family as a running joke in your school?

Fucking hell, it really did a number on me. hahahaha, cracking up just thinking about it. Someone get me off this fucking ride.

read that in the lucky charms dudes voice

jesus christ ireland im sorry mate

well Italian males are known to be studs

Too good to be true

I have a theory that its not a lack of social experience that causes people to turn into embarrassing spergs, but that you've actually always been embarrassing spergs and you could never hope to have any normal social experiences no matter how hard you tried.


do you think that's true?

Lmao I'd even punch your gay ass balls if I was in your school

no memes implied but its a known fact people are born with autism and people wiht just social anxiety disorder develop it over time. autism is really complicated outside of all the LE AUTISM XDDD memes. your theory is true in the case of people with ASD but not just general anxiety.

im thinking of joining the french foreign legion to do something with my life, is it a good idea? sorry for hijacking the thread

How's it feel knowing your dad's a filthy slut, beta boy?

Joining the military is always a reckless and stupid idea for piss poor reasons like that. And the fact that you would mention joining a foreign legion suggests that you've romanticised it way too much. Seriously think for a moment of what you'd be getting yourself into, and remember that you can't out of it if you change your mind without being imprisoned. All around an awful idea.

I don't know why you think that's the part that bothered me.

I would be your friend just for the possibility to be around your legend of a father once in a while.

Maybe you should get some therapy m8.

At my age my dad was already married.
I am 24 and have never even touched a girl.

Haha ha... ha.... ha....

absolute madman lmao

Lmao weak shit boy

>dad was a national level athlete
>i'm a loser

My dad was alpha, he had a big dick, i have a big dick
He could pick up chicks with his charisma and i am still a fucking loser

how underage do you have to be to consider anything in this thread even mildly amusing?