TFW addicted to Sup Forums

>TFW addicted to Sup Forums
>Tfw it's the only board I go on and I spend 6-8 hours a day on it
>Tfw at work I check Sup Forums every 15-30 mins
>Tfw at home reading a book I check int every few pages
>Tfw IT's the first thing I check in the morning and the last thing I check at night

Kill

Me

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Bro I was in the same situation some years ago
you'll get out of there without noticing it.

What's your situation right now?
NEET?

Can't imagine doing that. Can only stay on int for an hour or two tops before I get bored and find somethinf else to do.

Ya white cunts are insane in the membrane ya know that?

End me and my life, please

I need to die

>At work I check int

No

Where do you live?

Get some friends for christ sake
I'll be your first you poor mf

I live in Canada

I have friends but I hate them

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

>tfw i spent all my free time at work browsing Sup Forums and shitposting in every other board.

I literally have 2 hours of "real work" and 6 hours of doing nothing sitting on my ass in front of a PC.

Even when i was a jobless neet i never browsed so much Sup Forums.

I fucking hate jobs like these.

Don't be sad user. Think that shit could always get worse. Imagine it was Sup Forums instead.

>i have friends but i hate them
smfh senpai just be alone. i'm a neet with literal autism, not meme autism. it's alright, i had friends at one point but i've always preferred being alone. it's not fun to force yourself to be with insufferable human beings lad.

i think it's good that you have at least one source of constant comfort and entertainment but if it bothers you that it just happens to be a Sup Forums board, attempt to gradually wean yourself off it. godspeed

>doing night shifts in a hotel in low season.
>literally 8 hours of non stop shit posting.
>getting paid for shitposting

I'm social and I like to talk to people but I don't like my current friends and I don't know how to make new ones and cut these off because I'm scared of being alone


I hate spending all my time here but I like what Sup Forums offers that no other website does

>I have friends but I hate them

You deserve everything that happens to you

Why?

why do you hate them?

this board is so fucking slow how do you spend 8 hours on this board alone?

wew u should get the word faggot tatoo'd on your 4head.

Because they're losers and I don't enjoy spending time with them but I keep it up because we used to

In total, it's not that slow. Slow enough to have conversation with people but fast enough to not be /an/-tier or something

Just right imo

I already have it tattooed in my back. Does it also need to be on my forehead? Is that what I've been doing wrong all this time

Because you're an asshole that's why.

Man, don't hate your friends behind their backs
Ask yourself what the fuck is going wrong, you'll find out that it probably comes from you and that you can fix it.
Friends are extremely important, don't snob them.

they're fucking losers I don't like spending time with anymore

there are no such thing as "friends"

every motherfucker out there exists to use and abuse you, and if they find out youre too clever to the point they cannot take advantage of you, they leave you alone.

It's why I have no "friends".

ouchie wa wa edge

yeah okay go take a shower and stop weawring chains on your pants baka

Honestly I pity you for holding such a view.

Guess I'm lucky to have people on which I can count on.

>it's a leaf forcing his meme episode

>Honestly I pity you for holding such a view.

it's just the way humans are


you just havent discovered it by experiencing it time over time yourself

but eventually the day will come.

it's one of live solid gold rules, really

you will see

>tfw addicted to Sup Forums and Sup Forums
>spend more time on Sup Forums than actually playing video games

I would hug you right fucking now.

I'd be your real friend.

>Videogames

Manchildren, out

wew lad!

"I'm so mature."
t. every 14 year old girl

What does that have to do with videogames being for autistic manchildren?

>they're fucking losers I don't like spending time with anymore
OP right now you're the friendless loser. why don't you like them?

>addicted to Sup Forums
>spend more time on Sup Forums than actually playing video games
>mfw
it's all anonymouse bro, no judgement

Because they don't positively affect my life or better it in any way

Me in the middle

>tfw come here for majority of my day
>get board and leave
>realise there's nothing else to do and feel shit
>come back and repeat
It's friday too, even worse

I'm the keyboard

Neither does browsing Sup Forums

Don't give up on having a good friendship bro.
I'd seriously be your honest friend if I was living near you and you told me this.

Please make an effort.
Want some help?

True desu

bawww, thats such an uplifting post, or depressing, depends on how you look at it.

almost puts a tear in the eye and a lump in the throat.

thanks froggy

>It's friday too, time to shitpost
I know I'll be doing my part this weekend! I hope you're up to it too

>Because they don't positively affect my life or better it in any way
you keep being so vague? what specifically do you not like about them? why?

he just subconsciously knows what I know.

"friends" will bring you nothing but unnecessary problems to your already hectic life.


no "friends" = fewer problems and burdens

Hey buddy you are lovely already to me
the remedy for you would be to get a chick
so hit the gym quick.
go for calisthenics if you can't get any proper equipement , but do some exercises anyway.

please don't waste your time and act up, you'll be glad you did

>the remedy for you would be to get a chick


yeah , nah, I'll choose quick suicide over a slow and painful one.

You dont understand me, Im a zen master, in charge of my environment, am not going to let anyone fuck it up for me. I've got a beautiful little world around me.

I was born a loner, I'll die a loner

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>You dont understand me, Im a zen master, in charge of my environment, am not going to let anyone fuck it up for me. I've got a beautiful little world around me.


Comfy as fuck isn't it?
I had it too.
Then life took me out slowly and I started getting involved without any proper consent, and you know what?
I'm glad it kind of happened like that.

however you have to put some work in if you reallt want to feel good.
Remember this bro

I bet you my left asscheek that you'll find a girl to call your own
much love

This reminds me of a time in my life when I was thinking something very similar. Very dark time, I can't really even tell what was happening around me back then and the memories are really filled with black. Though I didn't have the balls to end it

And I painfully wanted to believe that less people would cause less problems, but that wouldn't stop the general weltschmerz, I fucked up few things, broke so many relationships, shit like that. I stopped feeling anything, and I was so dead inside for so long. Now I don't even know whether I'm okay or not caring anymore, and frankly I don't want to know

Sometimes I care more for anons over the internet than for some people I have around me, I want to cheer the hell out of you man, only I have no idea how

>TFW addicted to dank digits
>Tfw it's the most interesting thing in my life at the moment
>Tfw in the morning I check the post numbers and calculate when will sexts happen
>tfw I have already learnt that Sup Forums has 111.111 posts in 21 hours and Sup Forums has 100.000 posts in 50 hours

Im not suicidal at all, Im a fighter and my survival instinct are not corroded at all.

Im just laying it on the table how it all be.

is all

The legacy of the winged hussars still flows in your veins, you lucky motherfucker
do something with it

I'm not suicidal either. I wasn't before, too. I just don't know what I am and what I'm not anymore

Do any of us really know who we are?

Life is just a dream


you wake up someone else tomorrow

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Checking in

i recommend that lifestyle

i always have Sup Forums open somewhere in the background so technically i spend like 15 hours a day every day here and i did that for the last what 2-3 years ?

it's not such a fast board though and half the threads are generals in languages i don't understand
so there's really only so much you can post without massive samefagging, i spend like 2 hours a day actually posting

>thats why i dont have friends
Sure thing, Tymoteusz Nitkowski. :^)

>:^)