ITT we pretend Linux is a $100 OS that comes reinstalled on almost all PCs and is well known by normies and windows is...

ITT we pretend Linux is a $100 OS that comes reinstalled on almost all PCs and is well known by normies and windows is a free OS with low marketshare used by hobbyists.

>He puts up with ads in his application menu because he can't afford linux

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support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/922976/error-message-occurs-after-you-change-the-sata-mode-of-the-boot-drive
technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/dn336946.aspx
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_(operating_system)
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

this is one surreal shitpost

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>he plays games because he can't afford linux
>he uses professional software made for production environments because he can't afford linux
>he doesn't spend half the week fixing linux because he can't afford linux

my brain is doing something
it's like a voice but i'm not hearing it with my ears

>tfw saved up for months to afford a linux
Why the fuck doesn't this pile of shit have a file picker!?

Pajeets and windows is the only thing that doesn't change

Lol.

>Fell for the windows meme after everyone on this board kept shilling it
>Starts downloading updates without me even typing sudo apt update in the command prompt
>Freetard devs haven't figured out how to apply updates without restating the entire system
>OS forces me to restart
>Have to wait 10 minutes for updates to apply
>Can't even access the terminal or anything while this is happening
wtf Sup Forums you told me this OS was better for productivity, I wasted three hours on this shit

>not using freeBSD

>finally get a computer
>big brothers old thinkpad
>has windows
>"sorry little bro but its free"
>i spend all of high school with it
>save up some money with my college study job to finally pay for linux
>need it for comp sci classes
>look online
>decide arch will be the best
>no bloat
>finally get my key
>takes me weeks to install
>not even a fucking graphical interface
>have to learn how to use a terminal
>shit breaks randomly with updates
>end up buying an ubuntu license

FreeBSD costs even more than Linux, I only tried windows because I'm a poorfag.

It's alright user, you can just sell your arch key to someone else.
Half the reason people shill arch is because they fell for the meme too and want other people to buy their keys off them.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you are calling Windows is actually...

But muh GPL

>be poorfag
>decide to save 100$ on OS and get windows
>have to pay 300$ now
i am not a smart man

This

>Using GNU+Linux
>Not being free and using OpenBSD

This eerily makes Linux sound like Apple.

> windows meme cont.
> trying to code
> screen is filled with popups from every corner
> 'want driving directions?', 'need groceries?'
> new popup blocks entire screen
> 'new updates are available - install now, later, or remind you with another popup shortly?'
> need node, mysql, php, ruby installed on system
> cant use terminal
> doesn't even ave terminal
> have to manually visit each website, download each installer, and then manually install
> finally have all programs installed
> freezes up, not even using any programs.
> linux friends laugh at me behind my back

why am i so poor Sup Forums?

>install windows because too poor to afford linux

>suspend computer
>it turns on itself after some time
>now too paranoid to suspend, only shut it down

>windows starts lagging heavily
>cpu fan / hdd / gpu (experienced this shit with all of them) works at it's maximum perfomance
>it's already hot in the room
>open task manager to see what's happening
>picrelated

>previous situation
>open task manager
>suddenly lagging stops, cpu fan slows down to it's usual frequency, everything is ok now

>click on search bar to execute some program, typing it's name
>nothing happens
>in 5 seconds search bar extends, notifying me that it started working
>in 5 more seconds first symbol appears
>in 10 seconds all other symbols appear one by one
>stupid freetards can't make even simple features, using windows was a mistake, I'll better pay for linux

>try to post more about how shit windows is
>connection failed

>want to play
>install windows 7 because 10 literally doesn't work
>can't boot 10 anymore
>spend 2 days fixing boot in cmd from liveusb
>why do I have to use terminal? I'm not a geek and I want my OS to just werk

>turn on computer
>windows 10 boots completely and shows "choose what to boot, 7 or 10"
>if I choose 10, I immediately see windows 10 desktop
>if I choose 7 to play, windows 10 reboots completely and windows 7 is started instead
>this happens literally every time
>fuck you, freetards, I even don't want to play after experiencing such shit

I like how much easier it is to install things in windows

You don't even need to compile programs if they're not in the package manager; it's great. I wish this kind of ease of use were ported to Linux.

>he doesn't spend half the week fixing linux because he can't afford linux
what?

>try to turn off cortana because muh paranoid about some shit listening to every sound, recognizing speech and sending data to microshit
>can't find working giude because settings changed after update
>this happens with all other malicious features

>stop updating to have something that al least looks like OS
>picrealated

>He plays games because he can't afford Linux
Go to a casino, virgin
>He uses professional software made for production environments because he can't afford Linux
Don't work from home like a wagecuck.
>He doesn't spend half the week fixing Linux because he can't afford Linux
Spotted the non-linux user.

I crippled Cortana by creating the Take Ownership registry keys and taking control of her system files and renaming the folder a split second after I killed the Cortana process.

It couldn't start again and the Win10 search bar stopped working. Jokes on them, I use the ClassicShell search bar.

>he doesn't spend half the week fixing linux
That is what you get for not using your $100 to hire a developer to fix your shit

> professional software made for production environments
Yeah, and that's Linux.
> Sup Forums.org/g/
> Server:cloudflare-nginx

I think this level of trolling is fuckin up with my brains

>the os stops working if you move the drive to another computer or upgrade your motherboard

It's not.
support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/922976/error-message-occurs-after-you-change-the-sata-mode-of-the-boot-drive
In Windows 8+ you just need to enable safe mode on next boot before changing a PC.

>install windows
>can't mount ext4 or other file systems

>try to install windows on hdd with mac os (other shitty free OS for hobbyists)
>impossible bacause mac os can only be installed on hdd with gpt partition table and windows can only be installed on hdd with msdos partition table
>have to use separate hard drive

In this universe
Macos is BSD

>try to mount windows partition from linux
>impossible because windows was not shut down correctly
>search on internet about this issue and find out that it's a shitty microcuck trick to fasten shutdown and startup, windows does not really shut down, it hibernates
>have to reboot into windows, then reboot it, not shut down (because it only shuts down correctly when you press reboot), and choose to boot linux instead of windows
>finally can mount windows partition on linux
>now I reboot windows every time I need to shut it down, startups and shutdowns are slow as fuck
>can't understand how freetards can suffer such cuckoldry, why not just use linux

>he spends money on Linux when *BSD is free

it is not, it's a proprietary fork with a lot of shit even worse than in windows

> windows can only be installed on hdd with msdos partition table
> This is what linbabbies believe
Git gud.

>proprietary fork
The OS is open source, it's the preinstalled applications and APIs that aren't.

ok, install mac os and windows 7 on same hdd and post proofs

technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/dn336946.aspx

But mac osx is paid and available to all computers, user

more like, how linux worked 5 years ago, the thread

you winfags are fucking retarded

Here's the guff from Apple:
Integrated with Darwin is a customized version of the Berkeley Software Distribution (BSD) operating system. Darwin’s implementation of BSD includes much of the POSIX API, which higher-level apps can also use to implement basic app features. BSD serves as the basis for the file systems and networking facilities of OS X. In addition, it provides several programming interfaces and services, including:

The process model (process IDs, signals, and so on)

Basic security policies such as file permissions and user and group IDs

Threading support (POSIX threads)

Networking support (BSD sockets)

You can run PokerStars.exe through Wine, and it is really the only game you can justify playing if you're older than 13. You don't make money playing some dumb MOBAs.

Congrats, you basically just gave me a longer version of what I just said.

microsoft and apple shills create unique background for this thread

Freetards can't even read the source codes of their programs, lol.

You know that being able to know exactly what your system does at any given moment, comes at a price: 100$ per GNU/Linux™ licence.

Do you not read books, watch television and movies, etc.? Not everything needs to be done for profit to be justified.

I'm not shilling anything, you dumbass.

>The OS is open source
then why is it impossible to install it on ext4 partition? or even on hdd with msdos partition table?

>then why is it impossible to install it on ext4 partition?
Because it doesn't support it.
>or even on hdd with msdos partition table?
See above.

>Applies To: Windows 8.1

And?

>have fun and make money
>have fun and don't make money
Pick one

>But mac osx is paid
this thread is ironical
>and available to all computers
lol, no

Both are certainly possible.

We should replace Bill Gates on the sticky with Terry Davis.

>having to intervene to get your computer to boot

>The OS is open source, it's the preinstalled applications and APIs that aren't.
>t's the preinstalled applications and APIs that aren't
and what is OS? it's a kernel, applications and APIs

and I was talking about windows 7. my goal was to play games without bloatware

I believe I did that before. Rutracker.org may have more information in the Hackintosh section.

You were moving goalposts. The initial post was that Windows (note: no specific version) can't be installed on a GPT. That's wrong. You can install Windows 7 on GPT as well but I'm not going to spoonfeed you.

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Darwin has APIs and applications, just not the closed source ones that come with OS X. It's an OS.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_(operating_system)

mac os is based on darwin and is not open source

>mac os is based on darwin
Yes, OS X is based on Darwin, that's what I fucking said.
>and is not open source
OS X isn't, Darwin is.

ok, so we can finally stop all this shilling about mac os being open source?
even if it was completely open source, it's not free software

Nobody ever said OS X was open source.

>multiple themes for each context menu
>Doesn't achieve the full bandwidth of my disk in Linux nor my network speed
>Additional 10ms latency in games or more for no reason
>Can't replace the desktop shell with anything
>An arcane way of handling libraries for c++ projects, that almost requires the developer to fill one directory with redundant libs for one project, some of which are gigabytes large
>Projects for visual studio incompatible with other versions
>Can't use new and old compilers with libs - refuses to link
>What the fuck is a driver anyway? It always gets to run code and tells windows to power on my USB port, something that the standard kernel does without the ask toolbar?

Botnet operating system for pajeets

Also APSL is an FSF approved license, wouldn't that make anything licensed under it "free" software?

>Nobody ever said OS X was open source.
literally in every thread about mac os

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mac os is not licensed under apsl
copying the system is illegal, do you really think it's free?

this are parts of one story

Darwin is APSL, you dumbass.

fuck, can you stop being a retard?
mac os is BASED on darwin, it is not darwin. MAC OS IS NOT OPEN SOURCE, also IT"S NOT FREE SOFTWARE

Jesus, you are BEYOND RETARDED. See >even if it was completely open source, it's not free software
If it was completely open source, it would be licensed under APSL, an FSF approved license. Again, I did NOT say OS X in its current state is open source.

The Windows community is too fragmented. There are so many flavors with massive differences; Xp; 7;8; 10. The interfaces have massive differences and there's still no decent package manager.

fpbp

> Classmates made fun of me for not having iBSD devices.
> Fuck this shit. Install Windows instead on my cheapshit Surface.
> Really want Thinkpad deep down with Linux because it just werks.
> WSL for the experience
> Sup Forums makes fun of me for not using OpenMac and having shit security
> Get ransomware virus on my WSL
> All my files are gone
> Next day sell all the Ether I mined
> Buy iBSDphone
> Buy iBSD pro with BSD care
> Fuck you Sup Forums poorfags

>be poorfag
>want to buy old thinkpad off ebay
>can save $60 by buying one off some neet that has installed windows on it
>Sup Forums told me windows was great for productivity so decide it can't be too bad
>get laptop
>seem alright so far
>need to access my server to update some packages
>open "command prompt"
>try to ssh to my server
>"ssh" is not recognised as an internal or external command
>confused.sh
>try again
>still not working
>consider that maybe windows is so bad that ssh isn't even installed by default
>try to install it
>"apt" is not recognised as an internal or external command
>search what the windows package manager is
>apparently there isn't one
>wtf.tar.gz
>Webpage tells me to install software I have to download an executable from a website
>"Why do I need to go to the website? I just want to install the program, not learn about it?"
>Try searching up SSH
>There's no ssh for windows
>Have to download this 3rd party program called "putty" instead
>Go to website
>There's just a download link
>Download ".exe" file
>Run it
>A fucking GUI pops up to install a program
>Have to manually confirm the install location and set options
>Have to click "next" a bunch of times
>Program finally installs
>Go back to command prompt
>"ssh" is not recognised as an internal or external command
>rage.conf
>After pulling my hair out for 15 minutes realise for some reason I have to use a different shell that came with the program
>Finally manage to SSH to my server after an hour
wtf Sup Forums, windows is the biggest piece of shit going, "better for productivity" my ass. You freetards are delusional.

Kek

> >"Why do I need to go to the website? I just want to install the program, not learn about it?"
I have to say that when I need to install something on a Debian 6, I should do tar xvf && make && make install.
> >A fucking GUI pops up to install a program
Yup, had the same ship with Oracle Express.

If that was to happen both Windows and Linux wouldn't be what we have now.

>Bill Gates constantly berating his developers in mailing lists over semantic minutia
>Paul Allen obese w/ a haggard beard trouncing around South America talking about Software Licensing
>Melinda and Linus Torvalds Foundation donating billions to various charities around the world
>sensual picture of a young Linus Torvalds draped across his desktop PC from the 80's
>kids playing on their LinuXbox Ones