Had another dream that I got a gf

>Had another dream that I got a gf

I-it seemed so real lads

I had a dream where I corrected a qt's essay
When she said I was very good at it I said it is how I would have written it

woke up confused

in my dream I met a qt bus driver and we had a romantic moment on the grass after a fun adventure and then some bully started shooting me with a bb gun so I left

I use ur face as a urinal
Fuck u

Are u a girl?

I guess that's ok if we can switch after

No I'm Greek

Nice i'm turk

We're very similar, I can see this going somewhere already.

Where would you like to go for our date?

I had a dream that I choked someone to death with my bare hands intentionally and got away with it and woke up in a guilty sweat

>Had another dream that I got friends

You can find homeless woman and ask her to be your gf.

I have mixed feelings about that.

On one hand the feeling you get when you wake up and realize it was all nothing is quite something else.
On the other you still wish for those dreams everytime you got to bed.

bittersweet is best sweet

Did you find your Argie gf already

REMOVE turkroach

She didn't respond

Had a dream a pornstar was sucking muh dik

I knew it was you you faggot.

I broke up with an e-gf of a bit more than one month yesterday because she was a stupid junkie, she sent me a paragraph of rage.

Felt bad for a couple of hours and then I accepted it. Such is life with e-women

>Such is life with e-women

The fuck's the point? You're not gonna get any, so might as well shitpost here.

This
At least ur at home with the rest of us failures and alcohols

Just go to your nearby FKK lad.

It's pretty much this.

Skype "sex", nudes, and a female to talk to from almost any nationality you want.

Although, shitposting is more fun after a week passes by with said woman talking over and over.

Shitposting is more fun in general.

This girl was in a border town 3 hours away from me, but she's Mexican-American scum with an MDMA addiction, so fuck that, not gonna drive for that.

What site did u meet her on

>TFW a mexican gets more action than me

In this case, Tinychat, but it's full of stoners. Found out too late.

m8 online relationships are "good" but I can assure you that shitposting is a much more pleasant and neverending experience.

Posting on Sup Forums fucking sucks

i hate this website and all the time i waste on here

Every hour that I spend on here is a good chance I missed getting myself a qt gf

It's better than the migration I did to another chan in 2011, that was eventually destroyed in 2014 to migrate to another chan that's popular right now.

Sup Forums ended up being the best of the three.

qt girlfriends aren't forever, remember that, so never take any online relationship seriously. it's not worth it.

are you the user who posted yesterday about wanting a latin american gf?

I am the same canadian faggot who posts everything

i hate my life

i probably make like 70% of all Canadian threads

so you are
do you have a foot fetish too?

No that's weird

you literally post on Sup Forums

not for long ;-;

I've been meaning to stop

>tfw you had a dream that onitis cheated on her bf with you then dumped him then you got your dream job and became rich
>wake up and realize you'll never have any of that
>tfw trying to hold on the feelings for as long as you can before succumbing to your normal life.

>>wake up and realize you'll never have any of that

Never say never m8.

Make it happen.

You can't do any better than your best, so just do your best.

what kind of girls do you like, anons?

here's a bebe for you

short girls

Cute ones. Whites and Latinas desu

Asians are disgusting

Blacks smell like shit and look like it too unless 0.001% top genetics or mixed

Had a dream that i gassed a bunch of people, sadly only a dream

rail thin azn ones

Literally anything with a natural born vagina and with a body weight less than or equal to my weight + 30lbs

your day will come, adolfo

>Had a dream that i gassed a bunch of people, sadly only a dream

It wasn't a dream, it was a depiction of your destiny.

You know what you must do now. Go forth, Adolf II.

>Literally anything with a natural born vagina and with a body weight less than or equal to my weight + 30lbs

Get some self-respect m8

I will go nazipai

I had a dream that I left my car unlocked in the middle of the street. All the doors were open when I got back, but nothing was taken.

I had a dream someone broke into my house and i had to kill them but underneath their balaclava they were actually a good friend of mine

It was very sad

how short?

~1.50 m

how tall are you?

1.77

>you will never have a cousin gf

He looks like my brother

the ones with a feminine penis

Manlet wants someone even shorter than himself to feel tall, kek.


I know that feel tho, short girls are very cute, I just want to pick them up and carry them around :3

>tfw tall
I'll die alone, won't I?

I'm not a manlet in Italy

nice

how tall are you?

You're a manlet to me m8

I'm gonna steal ur italian girls, ooga booga where the italian wommin at?

Nice falseflagging, 2/10

What is falseflagging?
1.71 cm

that's not tall

post his tits

it's a woman, italitard

I know, and that's still not tall, amerifat

are you stupid? that's well above the average height for women

>1.71 cm

>Tall

That's like medium female height desu

That's 5'6 you fucking retarded amerilard

5 cm is not "well above", are you a chink or what

Hahah holy shit

166 is not the average height it's 5'4"

2 inches is a lot, especially when dealing with women

Wait, wait faggots.

That actually IS pretty tall for Chile.

According to memepedia the average height for women in chile is:

156.1 cm (5 ft 1 1⁄2 in)

So she's a good amount taller than the average woman

well well well, what do you know. the american is right again

suck it you fucking thirdworld morons

But also, wtf I love Chile now

Is that short girls paradise?

You just got lucky, you didn't even know it

Hey you're the one with the knowledge about the third world here.

They all look like indians or peruvians, don't come here.

>says something that's right
>you say I'm wrong without knowing anything
>y-you just got lucky
have fun being a retard

I'm not the one who just got owned in public

>2 inches is a lot, especially when dealing with women

Is that what your gf told you?

Owning people is illegal these days

still, Chile is a country with people of mixed heritage, so there are probably tall men

Jesus christ, my fucking mom is 5'10 and that's pretty goddamn short.

Is the standard Chilean diet like one leaf a month or something?

I guess I just broke the law on your black ass

wrong. the men are proportionally taller so like 5'7", 5'8"

5'10" is not short in terms of women's height, you're really dumb dude. it's the average MALE height

I meant that even if most men are short, there are probably many tall ones

>They all look like indians or peruvians, don't come here.

That is false

I wish i could get a gf in every single country in Latin America

yeah, maybe a handful. do you know how averages work?

>that is false
dude
I live here.

You're just saying that

That's what everyone says about their country

These averages must take into account really weird statistics. I'm 6'1 and there are around as many people taller than me as there are shorter than me.

I love my country, but we don't have a lot of good looking people, user. That's a fact. Your average chilean will look better than your average peruvian, but that's it.

Post some examples of your average citizen

yeah it's really weird not to base national or world wide stats based solely around your shitty little village

*rolls eyes* fucking tard

just google "average chilean"

While relatively irrelevant compared to others, I live in a state capital with 50% more population than San Francisco.

>tfw 6'4
>tfw people always said women like tall men
>tfw the meme was never true
>tfw never had gf

i-i'll get a qt gf one day r-right?

Stopped having those, I'm already empty

I did but I want it from your point of view since it's not that accurate obviously and you'd be more accurately to point out which picture is a correct representation

then you're just an incredible idiot because you're not seeing only 6'0" tall people, you blind cow

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>Chileans will claim these girls are not cute

they aren't though