The perfect laptop doesn't ex--

>the perfect laptop doesn't ex--

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Just picked it up today. I'll never go back.

inb4 jelly NEETs :^)

>not using iterm
enjoy your shitty laptop

Wow. Look kids, fags.

I am gonna get the 15inch model.

perfect laptop

>that spaghetti long escape key
Maybe if I wanted to land a fucking airplane, sure.

No iterm
No sublime
>ur doing mac wrong

Delete some icons damn

>escape key
Those are for plebs
MBP has Touch escape
Touch typing ain't got shit on the touch bar

I'd rather kill myself

OP's pic doesn't even have a gay bar you queer queen.

Wait, so it is upgradable?

Whycome Brawndo?

>power button right next to the delete key
So you never ever type anything on it? It's just a facebook browsing machine to you?

It's either this, or the (rumored) Thinkpad Retro.

Which one do I buy?

i am this close to buying the 1300$ version, should i pull the trigger? idgaf about gaming

Fucking do it pussy

>Idgaf about gaming
>Buys $1300 laptop
K

> 1k+ for 2012 tier specs
> "it doesn't matter because muh optimization
> overly massive touch pad (subjective)
> "perfect"

If you want perfect try 2009 apple. Their computers are a joke now. I will however say I have always and still respect the Mac mini and iMac lines. MacBook pro is simply not worth the money anymore.

>throttlebook pro
>perfect laptop

it's more or less in the planning phase as opposed to "rumored", they've done multiple surveys with over 13000 responses each, going into details even down to the track point nub.

why is the trackpad so fucken big. what benefit does that provide to the user. wouldn't your palms trigger it while you're typing??

>tfw xps and spectre have too many qc issues for a $1k+ laptop
>only decent option left is the mbp
what things do I take for granted on windows that I'll miss on a mac? I've never used macOS before

Did you rule out the X1 carbon?

Just install Windows on it.

>13"
>not 4:3
>sub-par battery life
>shit port selection
>no dock
>shit keyboard

Palm detection

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>--ist

Worth?
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x1 carbon is $1750 for the 256gb here, seems a bit expensive

xps 13 is $1400 for comparison

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not system 76

FUck! That looks comfy af! Very nice.

install an adblocker

>comfy as fuck
>adverts
>only enough vertical space in the browser for two/three posts in a thread
Who is paying you?

>Who is paying you?
your mom... in BJs.

underage detected.

retarded poojeet detected

At least you are getting something worthwhile out of it.

>perfect
youtube.com/watch?v=8zqwu3YbEZM

>performs worse than their 4 year old predecessor
>touch pad so big it's in the way when typing
>battery time worse than predecessor
>dongle disaster nothing works
>shit tier keyboard

>basically the performance of the macbook pro hasnt progressed in four years
How will Apple ever recover?

that isn't screenfetch or is it?

that's not the surface laptop though

OUTTA MUH WAY FAGGOTS

>2560x1600
>everything is still huge as fuck

why macfags do this

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>buying a dedicated laptop in 2017

It won't shutdown unless you use the shortcut that involves said power button or (if I'm not mistaken) hold it to get a dialog in which you will have the option to either shutdown/restart/logout.

>Firefox
>Maccleaner
>Spotify
I am disappointed

>coil whine

>Spotify
Neck yourself faggot

Why put all that money towards a MBP when you could put it towards a Grom?

almost, except it can't into lap.

The screen is really nice but the touchbar and the meme keyboard ruin it for me desu. 2015 and earlier mbpro keyboards were good.

Install redquits, spectacle, alfred, iterm2, ublock (on your browser).

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Virgin detected

>buying a touch screen for desktop UI

MBP wannabe

you can change the scaling.

windows laptops do the exact same thing

nope

W-what the fuck happened to the touchpad? What sort of an abomination is this? Well, I guess fags do love big things, like bigger cocks down their throats and bigger touch pads to cum on.

>they've done multiple surveys with over 13000 responses each
Asking cumstomers is retarded.

All they have to to is look at older ThinkPads (or hit up IBM) and figure out what about them made them popular in the first place. The older design with a little more processing power, a decent display, and a little thinness is all that's needed.

Of course it's all a pipe dream, since chinks can only into cargo cult design. They can imitate, but don't understand the full purpose of a design decision.

Get a latitude 7000 series you pleb

4GB gtx 1050 and decent battery would beg to differ.
Also
>What are ports

Literally 30 minutes with a Dell technician to swap mobo if it happens

It's glorious. I want to upgrade from my '15MBP just for the space gray.

ENOUGH WITH THE SHILLING ALREADY!!!

Buy it and shut the fuck up. Why do you have to tell others to buy YOUR choice for the piece of hardware? Are all macfags this braindead, to follow Applel like some cult?

Hold on thats not a thinkpad x200 with libreboot...

As opposed to..?

Having this one.
>12GB ram
>i5 7200u
>HD 620
I'm very happy though. Especially when it comes to price.

no games

You have to be older than 12 to be on this board.

I just bought it hours prior to the screenfetch, user. The ads and stock chan css gave it authenticity.

neofetch