What are you waiting to get a beautiful latina gf? They are waiting for you
What are you waiting to get a beautiful latina gf? They are waiting for you
Give me one
You just have to come and grab one
The ones here are ugly, too short and 80% native
I'm gonna learn Spanish and start working out. Colombia is officially my next year's vacation spot.
you get the ugly mexicans and centroamericans, the qt ones are in the caribbean and in SA
There are almost no mexicans here, what we have the most is from Ecuador, Colombia and Bolivia
is people*
How good does my Spanish have to be? How much money do I need to have? How built do I have to be?
You just need 1 of those things, maybe one and a half
A wallet?
Be built and know a little bit of spanish, or have good spanish and be a little bit built... or have money, that always works
Not exotic enough for me. The girls you posted are rather average for me. Not that they're ugly, rather over-represented. You can find a girl like that here in two minutes. They don't stand out here
Maybe you'd be more stupefied that I appreciate a more "mestiza" indio type, if we're talking about South American girls, because I can find your castizas everywhere here
Forgot to add. I noticed the TV hosts, public people, Instagram girls and such I. south America. This kind of beauty being celebrated there is plain here. I've seen a few Mexican telenovela starts, and they're plain Caucasians. No wonder Mexican society suffers from this looming "beauty caste" issue
like this?
because my autismus
Maybe from another angle? From here, she reminds me of a girl I knew, so no
can you send two with DHL ?
Well i don't really know what you call exotic then
But how there are many "castizas" and mestizas in there?
>You just have to come and grab one
Is it legal to kidnap an underaged colombian gf?
t. Colombian Ministry Of Tourism
No but it's Colombia so you can skip the legal part
Will I get killed by narcos?
I thought you use the term "castiza" for women who look generally European or are full blooded European with European features
Aqui no hay mestizas. I just prefer them over the above. What kind do I prefer? There was an image circulatif around here. I think it was one if those "beauty around the world", where they take photos of girls in different countries. There was a Peruvian girl. If someone has the photo so they can post it here, I can't find it. She is very attractive to me, for example. That kind of beauty
Found the photo
Not by narcos, but maybe
Castizas are just mestizas that look more European, but not full blooded and with still a little bit amount of indian blood
Well those girls are Peruvian, Bolivian and Paraguayan, here is very hard to find full blooded indians or whites
>Not by narcos, but maybe
Will I actually be killed?
is Colombia even safe?
Well Colombia is safer than a most of Central American countries and some South Americans, but you're stealing a underaged girl what are you expecting kek
all are ugly like a shit ...look like monkeys, south america was a big mistake..
TRUMP 2017
As far as I know colombian girls don't like spanish men.
True
Any tips on going about it undetected? Should I get a short one and stuff her into two potato sacks? One going from her head and the other from her feet?
How can I get her out of the country safely and undetected?
Gracias por tus respuestas rapidas, my amigo colombiano. Sois los mejroes en Sup Forums. Dios te bendiga
son una mierda, a ver si se vuelven a su pais de mierda que aquí sobran
Just grab her and run to Panama or any other border country asap
Only stupid ones that think we are still in 1700, and that applies to men too
>Just grab her and run to Panama or any other border country asap
she's probably hard to carry, that's why I'm thinking potato sack and then throw her over my shoulder and carry her to a jeep which will drive to a private airport. One she's on the plane she won't be running away.
But how do I communicate with her? My Spanish isn't too good
Mira quien habla, el culo europeo lmao
Quiero dar las gracias por esta oportunidad agradecer la ironía AAAAAAAJJJJJ
Seduce her with money, they are born loving it, you don't even have to be hostile, just show her you have $$ and she'll follow you eternaly
deja de cafichear a tus minas, sabandija
>Seduce her with money
How much is a good amount?
i got some money but I'm no millionaire
Seconding this question. I have around 600 euros now. Is that good?
>600 euros
Bruv that's a week's salary
Well 600 euros in enough for an underage, and colombian pesos don't worth too much so that will be a decent amount of money
:^)
And 3 minimum monthly salary here
>600 euros is 2038032.13 colombian pesos
yeah thats prolly good
>Well 600 euros in enough for an underage, and colombian pesos don't worth too much so that will be a decent amount of money
I'm pushing nearly $40k CAD networth
How much do I need in order to get a colombian slut
With half of that you can order two
That's a month's salary here, for a job requiring basic qualifications (assistant chefs, barmen off season, delivery, basic call centre duties, cleaning services and such)
Check your privilege
Oh my god, post everything you've got
Is their quality guaranteed?
Any recommended sites to order them from? I'd prefer a money back guarantee if they arrive dead or their quality is subpar in some way.
>I thought you use the term "castiza"
nobody uses that word in "real life". it's imageboard/stormfront slang.
I don't know too much about that, but if you get one from a good company, i think it does
What are some good colombian pornstars?
xvideos.com
Like all of these are pretty boring desu
Colombian porn sucks
wtf i want a colombian gf now
Come to a city called Pereira literally the narco qt gf fabric of this shithole, the slogan of the city is 'the city of the open legs'
Seems kind of scary desu
what if the girl is just bait to lead me into a trap and get robbed by narcos or kidnapped
Y tu que haces hablando mi idioma puto eslavo de mierda.
Colombia es un país repugnante que salió de un error
Don't travel here if you don't know any colombian if you travel alone you're fucked, more in narco cities like Medellín or Cali
Devuelve el oro que nos robaste moro de mierda
That's very unlikely to happen, even less if it's a city with high tourism, you just need a guide or a friend
Y tu devuélveme el idioma puto indio, lo habéis manchado con vuestras lenguas de indio
If you want AIDS, good luck
caracol.com.co
>Hasta los mismos españoles aceptan nuestro español superior
Yo no me considero español, segundo por desgracia tengo que hablar el lenguaje de los pobres.
Tercero sois unos infraseres y me cago en colon
Who hurt you?
Did a cute colombian girl dump you or something
...lo siento por tu autismo
They are inmigrants in Spain and they are really ugly and even brits girls are 10/10 compared with indio girls I n Colombia
Me importa una mierda indio de los cojones
por qué tanto resentimiento, Manolo?
They are not waiting for me you fucking liar.
The majority of Ecuadorian inmigrants in Spain are from poor andean provinces. Here, on the coast, things are different
They do but you playin' bruh
MY
DICK
Please give me this girl as a gf
I'd kill someone to get her as a gf
Why do Colombians of Sup Forums feel a compulsion to promote their women to foreigners, especially Americans? Do we want to be cucks or just sub-consciously realize that we have shitty genes and want to improve our race?
Seriously these threads showing cherry-picked Colombian girls feel almost like pimps promoting whores
Its the best your country's immigration and tourism department could do.
I can literally imagine a Colombian government official sitting at his desk posting images of hot Colombian teens to boost tourism
I already had a latina gf
0/10 would not recommend
Why does it bother you so much?
I WANT HER AS MY GIRLFRIEND
But already most western men who come alone know exactly that they're in for (even with underage girls)
It's kind of pathetic
That is a very good question.
posting qt
And what's your answer?
I really don't know.
Bruh id break my own legs just to be with her forever.
and why are you a cuck?
...
awww
What do you mean?
Cute
This is the kind of Spic qt that I like
But does her vagina work?
Is she able to have sex?
Do you like wheelchair girls in general, or just her in particular? She can have sex and even get pregnant, but it's not a given that she's able to feel it.
>Do you like wheelchair girls in general, or just her in particular
Well I wouldn't necessarily say that her being physically handicapped is something that I look for but she's pretty cute.
I would push her around and go see cool things together
Why would anybody want an Iberian raped Catholic descendant?
Couldnt you get the real deal?
>Catholic
But that's the best part
>Iberian raped Catholic descendant
>he literally believes that everyone here is a descendant of settlers
But the Latin American Catholic rites are pagan worshipers? You are the equivalent of Haitians
So you are part of the Italian-Moroccan crowd?
>TFW watching her play tennis on instagram and the "Uh" sound she makes when she hits the ball makes me imagine that's what she sounds like when I'm fucking her numb pussy while her lifeless legs dangle in the air
Already have one tbqh
I'm starting to love brown eyes
t. Protestant