You're at the library

You're at the library.
Chad walks up to you, and he says,
"What do you think you're doing, nerd?"
He turns your laptop towards him, so he can see the screen.

What does he see?

he sees my pocket sand flying towards his eyes

He sees this thread and freaks the fuck out

The chads here are nerds too, and the athletes don't come near the library.

Probably typing a paper or something.

He's harassing randoms in a library, what else would they be doing?

He sees NOT TECHNOLOGY you nigger

he sees my gentoo installation

>Chad walks in

Is nobody here /alpha/? Really? Are you all beta'?

fpbp

420th page of C Programming Language by Kernighan

Disconnection of magnets instantly locks machine. To wipe everything, press any key in 3...2...1... :)

>deploys Flaming Hot Mt. Dewku nut
>teleports behind chad
>tips fedora
>heh

Why the fuck is Chad at the library?
OP is a faggot who needs to get out more

this thread on one half of the screen, a dan bell video on the other half

this

end: thread

what if the Chad is using feminazi glasses?

This

Do Chads even know how to read?

What do you think?
He sees Sup Forums

...

then you rape him

>polarized screen
Nothing.

Pic related because I encrypted the content of my screen so you need a special implant for your eyes to be able to decipher the content

>pocket sand

Lmao is this a real thing nerds carry around

He sees the 'Chad Feast' comic and remembers he can't find anyone to eat with and hungers to death.

kek

it's from king of the hill

He sees his pathetic life flash before his eyes as I unsheathe my katana and say 死ぬまでの時間.

My vision is augmented

My beautiful GNU desktop.

The end of his playing career as he sees an autist with chimpanzee strength beat the ever living fuck out of him after flying over the table and snapping his neck.

Depends on what I'm doing on the computer.

>gnome3
>copy and pasted example for windows
kys

...

Chads are allergic to books.

Wait, what the fuck am I doing at the library with my laptop? I fucking hate all the annoying hushed voices, when I was a student I prefered to study at cafeteria.

muh riced out tmux ps2 console with color coded bash syntax aliases

>no xorg allowed

Is /r9k/ leaking again or is this summer posting?

>AM I BEING DETAINED?!

Artwork of him naked, throbbing cock standing tall, a river of cum oozing down his cock, into my mouth.

That's pretty gay

>What does he see?

this, I guess

>not a magic eye picture

come on son