Wilhelm the conqueror

Why won't the English just accept this guy was French?

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because he was not

>Born in France
>Spoke French
>Had a French Culture

Hell, he's more French than most of our politicians

Not to mention that he was genetically half-french by his mother, and that his father must've also been infused with french genes from his ancestors reigning in France for so long.

>tfw we're the mongols of the west

>tfw everyone in Europe always tries to kill us because they're our rebellious half-breed son

Poetic isn't ir?

All Europeans always try to kill each other, you aren't unique.

>franks
>having something do with modern french

He didn't even speak french language. He was more akin to modern germans than french.

He wasn't French.

SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZN'T FRANKS N SHIT ???

t. "I know nothing about the subject I'm talking about"

Why would modern english be such a similar language to modern french if the french hadn't spoken something akin to what french now is?

And you're not an anglo/saxon, my Celtic brother

if he hadn't spoken*

I must be growing too old to debate on the interwebs.

And you're not a Frank, my Celtic brother

HNNNNNNNGR

Ribbit ribbit

>"""""""""anglo"""""""""-norman

Also, nice paint skills

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Norman_language

Go eat some frogs, barbarian.

Richard The Lionheart was French too.

Eddie Izzard literally came to Croatia to tell that to everyone.

>Eddie Izzard
Yeah piss off

Franks were dutch

Be sure I will, my celtic friend

You are aware pic related wasn't Charlamange?

Every based "English" person is French

Some of us are Franks, tho

You know...French invasions :^)

Have fun doing so, my celtic friend

And pic related isn't Charlemange but lived several hundreds of years after him,

>Eddie Izzard is French
Couldn't make this shit up senpai

Franks are huge one family at the end of the day, that were amputated from one another in the treaty of Verdun.

Though out of the three nations that the treaty of Verdun would bestow on the world, East Francia, Lothringen, and West Francia, West Francia (modern-day France) has proven most apt at perpetuating the legacy of the Frankish empire. So this grants us legitimacy to invade you and germans, to reunite the Frankish empire as one once again.

So we are the true Franks. Out of my way Frisian shit.

Of coush

Don't know him

>half Breton-half Gallo-Roman

FUCK OFF ROMANS

Why do French people want to be English so much?
Idiots

>He was more akin to modern germans
You're fucking retarded.

To which Germans? Suebi, Alemanni? Rugii?

Just because something is Germanic doesn't mean it's German.

>be born in france
>speak french
>have a french culture
>parents are black africans
guess im french now :^)

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1) I don'y bloody want to be english
2) I'm not an ant

...DAMN

Genetically, he was 70% french so I'd suppose that that does help his chances in being a candidate for frenchness.

Wouldn't you think too?

4 u Just hurry up and suck my cock, surrender monkey.

>Genetically, he was 70% french
Nice source buddy

Also

>blacks in France
>having a french culture

The only reason I've ever considered Guadeloupeans to be french though is because they're staunchly french in their behavior. The fuckers seething in Paris clearly aren't.

Parle moi Français et suce ma bite d'Angevin, perfide

"Hihi we are so superior! Look we share a trait with the most backward people of Europe, also known as Russians! Omg le so superior aryan!"

Huh?

comment ça ils sont "Français" ?

>genetically half-french

But he wuz a Norman. Ethnic French would be the Gauls.

Entirely french mother

And his father had had ancestors that had reign in Normandy for decades, for which there are records to attest to the fact that they took up Anjou, Breton noblewomen as brides and even from the parisian court. So even his father must've been around 50% french.

His mother was also from Normandy you muppets
Jesus

That's what I said. He wuz viking n shit, not a Gaul.

>His mother wasn't also a Norman
>Oh yes they married French women but I'm not going to name any because uhm uhmmmm

Normandy had Gauls before the "Norman colonization", you know

Pas tellement que ça mais je prendrai tous les noirs de Guadeloupe contre ceux qu'on nous afflige actuellement, qui viennent tous droit d'Afrique. Les guadeloupéens peuvent vraiement être français parfois. C'est l'un des départements avec les noms les plus français qu'il soit. Au moins eux ne nomment pas leurs enfants "Kevin" ou "Matteo". Donc parfois même mieux que des français blancs.

Aussi ils restent peu nombreux donc ça c'est mieux et se confinent à leur île.

how big is it?

Are you retarded?

I'm not going to stir myself to shuffle through Wikipedia for your sake.

>His mother was also from Normandy
She was a french linen-cleaner or something. You must comprehend that the lands of Normandy remained ethnically french. The vikings were only seated there as a minority of rulers.

............15 cm :^(

No you aren't going to do it because you made it up, the burden of proof is on you. I'm waiting

SMALL FRENCH COCK

And fine, look I did it for you.

See all the french brides?

See Aren't I generous?

Meh we aren't all afflicted with such poor generics.

18 cm-er if I may speak for myself.

can i see?

LEL

Kik I guess?

Don't mean to be banned when I'm expected to rebuke english lies in this thread.

He spoke Old Norman, a french dialect similar to the Old French.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Norman

FRENCH BITCHES GETTING NORMAN'D

You wont get banned user just post it

Are you the litteral incarnation of altering the goalposts?

>nah Normans had no french genes and were wedded to no french brides!
>*proven wrong*
>uhhhh "norman'd"

You do realize that this went the other way around? A dowerage usually goes both ways, and there must have a whole lot of Norman brides dowered to french lords. It's like you can't into "Medieval powerplay 101".

Post kik or we're done.

Getting banned on weekends, or even the fright of that, is a no-no to me.

HAHA whatever frog boy *shits in hand and throws it at you*

>mfw the extent of english argumentation

Is this why they only teach us of french and german philosophers?

zomg why are french are men such pathetic weaklings? you're so scareddd

I BET YOURS IS NOT BIGGER

ENGLISH KINGDOM GETTING NORMAN'D THEN FRENCH'D

>"pathetic weaklings?"
>said by the bottom that's foaming to see my dick

Something's not right here.

>mfw the hundred's years war is merely a french civil war between the houses of Valois and Plantagenet, in which english soldiers were slaugthered for their french overlords

Goddamn I love being french.

Guys remember that time at Agincourt??? :^)

H-H-HA WHATEVER F-FROG BOY

>"pathetic" bottoms are more manly than French men

BIG VIKING COCK

>mfw Anglos behaving treacherously in the Hundred's Years war is the only battle they can commemorate without feeling too much shame

Does it trigger you when I say "siege of Orleans" and "siege of Paris" huh?

Though memes aside, why must it always be Agincourt conjure up as their leading argument in these threads? Crécy was at least a battle in which they won honorably. Just a tip for you lot.

Moi aussi, copain

When French Nobles fought of other French nobles?
Yeah.

Guys, remember that time at Castillon?????? :^)

>...and English'men'

Italians do understand that they were raped under far less jovial terms? These were at least consentful weddings. Erm, and they really do contrast with the rapes experienced by italian women under the Norman wars of Italy.

Why hasn't he published his boipuccy on here for us all to see? Clearly he's pained by that same fear of being banned, so in no way is he better.

Only terroni got raped by the Normans. We got raped by Lombards.

>mvq né juste à temps pour détourner ce glorieux pays de sa destruction imminente

Je vous souscrirai tous une place dans mon gouvernement /fr/ parce que votre patriotisme et intelligence sont tous deux éclatants.

Ah my bad. Lombard genes aren't that bad are they though?

Why are Brits so weird about admitting to English's French roots?

What about the Vandals and Goths?

Eh, we like your language and you were cool in the middle ages.

Other than that, France was pretty much a joke after Loius the 14th, with the exception of being ruled by a Tuscan midget.

Because usually, the student(/son) is expected to outdo the master(/father) and that has never arrived yet, therefore infusing them with great shame.

...

Good Lithuania. Truly our greatest ally.

Because he was Norman. The Franks/French in the medieval age saw themselves distinct from Normans.

It's only modern French Muslims who claim he was French.

Because he was Norman

>French Muslims
No such thing. Their true designation is "jihadi warriors of Muslim profession occupying french lands".

You should skim through the thread to know the wrongs of your preconceptions, before you show yourself to be a fool like this for the whole of Sup Forums to see.

When William died he was too fat for his coffin so they did their best to stuff him in, the body ended up exploding.

Didn't something similar happen to Henry viii?

Learned that from based horrible histories lel youtube.com/watch?v=dqHwMloqHY4

Pretty funny :3.