And this is my sons room

>and this is my sons room
>he's a real tech wizkid, he even built his computer!

Why didn't you teach me how to pick locks, mom?

Mommy doesnt let me close my door let alone lock it.

"get the fuck out of my room, I'm posting on Sup Forums"

knock please i'm watching tv right now

>trips and falls down the stairs into the basement.

i had a dream that i was streaming my desktop to like twitch or something and i had a file browser open and it had a video of me fapping in there, is this the new "in school in your underwear" dream? because i no longer have those

When each of those figs and other anime merch cost several hundred dollars each, it really activates the almonds on how people manage to buy all of that with NEETbux

I had a dream where I bought a bunch of pet lizards but I didn't buy a lizard tank for them so I had to chase them all over my garden.

Your mom has to watch you fap to make sure you're doing it right too?

>hear someone approaching door
>scramble to bed, pretend to be asleep

the smell of virginity

[NERVOUS FARTING]

M-MOM!

GET OUT OF HERE!! GEEZ

tfw i used to lock my door and my mom would pick it to check on me, one day i threw an empty bottle of rum at her, i think she learned her lesson

Sweet helmets, do you ride a bike?

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I honestly can't even imagine living in a room like that.

>xbox
gross

That's not even a bedroom. It's an apartment living room.

probably a moped

>Sweet helmets, do you ride a bike?
Ride bikes? Those helmets are limited edition life-sized reproductions from Akira.

>door creaks

How else would they spend it? No rent to pay, no car, no food expenses, just a free $100+ a week to spend on anything that can fit in your bedroom.

2012 wants you back.
I can guarantee with certainty animenormies fucked more than you.

>not rigging your house to explode upon unauthorized entry

>Dindu breaks into house
>Entire block vaporized

>they walk into a $20k worth of studio
>sup dads friends *handshakes* this is where i make $10k a month
>yep i still live with my parents funny huh, welcome to sweden

>Things that don't happen

it is literally happening every day here, but i think i have found a good apartment and will be moving to it within the year

What kind of "studio" do you have?

wew looks quite expensive

How much of that income goes to taxes?

>the figurine box
everytime

Go away mom, I'm trying to find a good thread to shitpost in.

hello parents. what may i help you with?

wow nice forethought dumbass, no wonder your subconscious thinks you're such a fuckup

composing/producing music, self employed
lel 50% basically fuck this idiot country

I've heard of people living with their parents much longer in some countries like Sweden
Why not just move out when you can? Is it because you wait until you can afford a real house or is it just cultural?

>built my own pc
>help fix some family and friends pc for $50 ea
>they consider me a computer guru
>90% of the time I just use google to solve most issues

>just a free $100+
more like 500, plus rent if they claim they pay it

in sweden, stockholm getting a first hand apartment is like winning the lottery, or waiting 10+ years in a queue

that is mainly it

>first hand
What...? What's wrong with owning a house someone else lived in?
A well built house lasts hundreds of years.

Wikipedia says they have to sell expensive things first, then get told how to spend the rest

lol wut

this guy has a job though, isnt it that german guy?

>First hand
Do you mean being the first owner?
What is wrong with buying a used apartment?
Do they not force them to keep their apartment clean or some shit?
Also if you make that much money why not just rent a house instead?

wikipedia is written by unemployed welfare claimants trying to keep wagies like you from realizing what a scam modern society is and collapsing the welfare state

Sounds like a lot of hard work

That's how it works even here in a welfare state like Denmark. But it's impossible to enforce.

Nevertheless that pic is probably just from some turbo weeb with a job.

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Most of the people I've seen on welfare have pretty expensive things
Most of the time the social workers that are supposed to make sure your looking for a job and not just wasting the welfare money don't give a shit

2/10 made me reply

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

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>he even built his computer!

All maymays aside, this is actually very impressive considering how tech illiterate most people are these days. Normies would throw a fucking hissy fit about one minute into trying to build a PC

>not paying any attention to waifu, playing ds instead
Scum

>Mac

Absolutely fucking disgusting

thats fucking stupid why do you NEED to be the first person to live in an apartment? fucking eurocucks i swear.

you can get at least $100 for recycling all those cans

probably pay 100 bucks in gas to drive to a state that would do it

>mfw old style intel heatsink pushpins

The minimum is 5 cents a can. A few states do better, but it would 100% be worth taking them instate.
This isn't Seinfeld.

You should be in jail, you NEVER hurt a woman, least of all your own mother

God I wish I could afford a room like that

I have that Wacom pad; it comes with a mouse that only works on the drawing surface. Is it worth anything?

is it weird that i think that looks comfy in it's own way?
it's like letting go of all worldly things save for the screens in front of you... even cleanliness..... sounds nice but i'd probably be made nervous about what people would think about it

chill out man i threw it at the floor below where she was standing

You're talking about the US, this is true but the exact question you are asked is "Do you have any expensive 'collections' such as baseball cards that you could sell for a considerable amount of money?". You can just say "no", they won't look into it. If they went after you and you have a lawyer the language they use is too vague to mean anything whatsoever and they know this so it's more of a trap to get someone to admit to so they can pay less.

Also, they don't tell you how to spend it unless you've specifically told them financial commitments that they are giving you money for. You are not obligated to do this however, as long as you claim that you will pay rent you will receive the full amount allowed to be payed under state law.

Is that Krita? It doesn't look like Photoshop.

paint tool sai

>composing/producing music
Shitting up soundcloud with edm is not a real job.

Oh that's what it is, never heard of it, senpai

The guy's probably never even seen a motorcycle up close in real life, let alone ride one.

Anyone else unironically living in the living room?

She's ded. Just like my dreams.

>the mexican jarritos and VHS Disney flicks
everytime

>meguka and blue trash
>no homuhomu
Delet this

>tfw neetbux
>sat around editing wikipedia for several hours last weekend
b-but it wasn't welfare related

Andrew go home

A person shouldn't be thrown in jail just for getting a little violent with their parents.

Lmao same

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AMIGA

WHAT THE FUCK MOM STOP PICKING MY GODDAMNED LOCKS!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

That's an hp pavilion running xp ya dodo

ARE THOSE POKEMON VHS TAPES?

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Use at least a fucking dumpster you faggot, laziness has nothing to do with being a fucking garbage monster

Genuine Sup Forums user.

Average linux/Android user

>really activates the almonds
Oh god what you made me remember

Nice Yoko poster

that's not what he means
it's hard to explain because I can't translate bostadsrätt and words related to it to english, but it has to do with how you pay your rent.

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the ownership of the apartment is probably better to say, actually.

from my understanding americans are way more cucked in this regard either way, with all the shit I hear about landlords