Is there any reason why Uruguay isn't the best South American country?
Is there any reason why Uruguay isn't the best South American country?
Wyatt Cook
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Gavin Morales
No
Jayden Robinson
not quite sure but here are a few AFAIK:
- it's overtaxed as fuck. thanks socialism
- it's flatter than a DFC's chest
- there's more cows than people
- there's little to do there except going to the beach
i think there's more but i don't know much
Lincoln Jenkins
From the wikitravel page:
> Historically, Uruguay has enjoyed a very low rate of violent crime compared to its neighbours, with the stress on the word violent. Thus, Argentines and Brazilians traditionally go on vacation in Uruguay (even though Rio de Janeiro has far more beautiful natural scenery) because they love not having to worry about being carjacked, kidnapped, or murdered while on vacation.
John Hughes
neat. as a matter of fact, argentinians traveling to Uruguay bring their violence with them
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Blake Morales
what's a dfc
Aiden Garcia
Delaware Fried Chicken
Leo Anderson
Delicious flat chested.
Juan Wilson
Delicious flat chested girls, that is.
Landon Sanchez
Uruguay is the best South American country, but it's boring and full of old people.
Jackson Gray
SA countries tier:
Decent Tier (There's no God/Good Tier in this shithole):
>Chile
>Uruguay
Could Be Better tier:
>Argentina
>Brazil
>Colombia
At Least You Try tier:
>Peru
>Paraguay
>Ecuador
I'm So Sorry For Your Existance tier:
>Bolivia
>Venezuela
>Guyana
>Suriname
Doesn't Count:
>Falklands
>French Guyana
Logan Stewart
i'd put Guyana and Suriname on the last category desu sempai
Levi Campbell
Because we are poorer than Chile.
Matthew Murphy
why is Bolivia the Albania of SA? Yall hate indians is that it?
Isaac Cooper
this twobeehonest
Wyatt Russell
This reminds me, can someone explain the South American accents thing? I keep hearing that Chileans sound funny to other Spanish speakers, but I speak trash Spanish.
Carter Martinez
Because fuck you, that's Peru. Uruguayans are shitskins compared to Nordic master race Aryan Peruvians.
Christopher Adams
Hudson Sanders
Sounds like their noses are stuffed up.
Nathaniel Miller
argentina/uruguay accent is the same thing
Liam Parker
The poor girl
What a shitty parents
Even if they deliver at the end, that's disgusting
Cameron Morales
Montevideo is a more dangerous city this decade, with young hitmans, violent theft and drug dealers.
Kevin Miller
but Albania is a muslim shithole
a better comparison would be that Bolivia is Moldova, Paraguay is Hungary and Venezuela is Belarus
argentinian accents vary tho
>inb4 "who cares about those provinces"
William Scott
>Argie on vacation is murdered in Uruguay
>argentinians traveling to Uruguay bring their violence with them
Ethan Gomez
>lumping us in the same tier as you
Easton Bailey
> In addition, Uruguayan law prevents prosecution of minors for non-violent crimes, thus many crimes are committed by adolescents, who are released within 24 hours. Minors are never tried as adults.
What the hell? This sounds pantsu on heado retarded
Alexander Smith
mhm. everytime you see a bunch of argentinians you want to beat the shit out of them
hence the violence rises
Bentley Thompson
We tried to change this in the last election but the SJW won.
We chose our fate.
Sebastian Williams
kek..I wish all Paraguayans hate this country as much as you and stop coming here, you guys make the bolivians look good in comparison.
Nicholas Ortiz
because autists deems everything stressful as bad
Hunter Lewis
Uruguay and Buenos Aires accent is almost the same thing.
We have a few things though, like the "bo" and a few uruguayan-only words.
Lincoln Allen
except on the east. Uruguayans of the east use 'tu' instead of 'vos' and to the extreme east they speak a weird portuguese-spanish mix
the evil mixing got into them
Landon Gomez
Dirty flat child
Leo Thompson
The rochenses are getting corrupted and use 'vos' much more because their relative isolation is over.
Rivera isn't a part of Uruguay but Brazil's failed abortion.
Jaxon Peterson
uruguay is poor as shit
it has always been a tax heaven, their nickname is literally south american switzerland
They are the only country with low level of mestizos and natives since Argentina has been getting flooded since democracy was restored by USA puppets
The country is essentially cuba in the sense that everything is stuck in time
Their salary is even lower than ours
They stuff is as expensive as ours while we have stupidly high inflation
99% of the countries are small rural towns with nothing
They as all the rest of the south american countries immigrate here
Joseph Green
You only missed that people are old and boring.
Noah Rodriguez
Agreed.
Adam Cook
at least they are nice and humble.
Carter Powell
damn fucking canadians
Xavier Hill
wutcha talkin' bout user, nobody hates Argentina. it's a beautiful and fertile country, lost of resources
John Campbell
If it was the 90s, I would put Argentina in the same tier as Chile and Uruguay
Then 2001 crisis + Kirchner came
Thomas Phillips
>99% of the countries are small rural towns with nothing
you're saying that as is a bad thing but it's our best feature desu senpai
Ethan White
at least they're not reggaton loud shitskins
Adrian Morales
Makes me angry that flaites have more money than me.
Daniel Diaz
Cuz Argentina exists
Bentley Lee
Uruguay
>higher murder rates than Chile
>boring af, not much to do
>everything cost a lot
>Mooo MOO MOoooOOOO
>too flat
At least it's pretty calm.
Joseph Green
>boring af, not much to do
>everything cost a lot
every place is boring if you are a poorfag
Levi Morales
Enlighten me.
What can you do.
Alexander Phillips
fiesta y putas weon
Jaxson Mitchell
y-y drogas
Jacob Harris
Nah, he is talking about how Montevideo is more expensive than Santiago and Buenos Aires. Nothing more.
Cuz is not a country, and even if it were Argentina and Chile are still a thing.
Uruguay is literally cows, montevideo, a town to get pretty pictures and Punta del Este, that's it.
Logan Murphy
Chileans = Glasgow
What glaswegian is to english speakers Chilean is to Spanish speakers.
Jacob Hill
>Uruguay is literally cows, montevideo, a town to get pretty pictures and Punta del Este, that's it.
Don't forget the WEED LMAO
Andrew Clark
It's like saying Gabon is best country of africa.
By SA standard its a great country.
Chase Ortiz
You do have nice cows, i'm spending 4 days in Uruguay next week on my way to brazil after getting drunk a few days in BA.
Dominic Edwards
Not only do we have nice cows but we have the HIGHEST AMOUNT OF COWS PER CAPITA.
And don't you dare to forget it.
Asher Hughes
Glasgow is a town in Scotland
>Chilean accent = Scottish
BLYME GUVNA!
John Hughes
that makes us irish or british?
Bentley Foster
Good things about Uruguay: The Age of Consent is 12 if you're willing to be investigated every time you fuck.
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Evan Watson
el gringo pedófilo
Argentina Ireland
Uruguay Northern Ireland
Brazil England
Paraguay Wales
Gavin Lee
>argentina in the same tier as corrupt monkeys
at least argeniggers are civilized and the shittiest form of their country still 1000 times better than any hellhole outside the southern cone.
enjoy your murders
Blake Morgan
th-thank you Chile :3 I luv u
Cooper Taylor
urugay #1 = energy winner
u r guay!