DRAGON DILDO UNBOXING THREAD

I wonder what it could be?

I don't know.

corbis get the fuck out

Cheeky peak.

>fragile
Well, we can conclude that it's not a dildo.

those are completely useless
you got jewed my man

Peek.
I didn't say peak!

What are they?

dont wanna spoil ops blog

Holy shit I miss this kind of thread so much.

U don't know do you m8...

>no

no one cares faggot, close the thread.
sage.

You will not be disappointed!
>I joined Sup Forums after unboxing threads died off

>lightbulbs and not actually dildos
Lame

...

kys

Lame?
Look at that rating!

If you want actual dragon dildo threads just hit up /trash/.

BEHOLD!

>Simulates hot dragon cock up your ass.
>Also simulates being internally gored by a dragon cock when it breaks.
See ya on the news, op.

Wow user, you bought lightbulbs, we are so proud of you

Thank you user
And don't forget when the metallic sodium reacts with your insides!

>not buying plain old 120W incandescent lamps instead

Why are this lightbulbs special? They look pretty

Have boxes of 100-200w's stockpiled
Extremely efficient!