One chance at life

>one chance at life
>have a 4 inch penis erect

SIMPLY EBIN THANKS DAD :^)

try tugging on your benis

start jelqing bro

I don't want to break my penis.

You're not using it so its not really a problem if it breaks

Use a penis pump and a enlongator

They actually work

Pump for girth, enlongator for length

just be urself :^)
wimmin don care abot dick size m8, they just wont some1 2 luv :^)

>one chance at life
>Jews chop off part of my above average sized dick
I would literally trade 3 inches of length and some girth to be uncut.

>one chance at life
>8.5 inch
>26 y/o virgin

well OP you could be me

>THANKS DAD
Your mom can also give you small penis. Thank her too, you miserable twat.

are you by any chance black?

no I'm shitskin tho

He can still get orgamsm as long it is intact. You can't get off with a broken penis.

If lesbians can get off, there's no excuse for a small benis desu

Short and thick dicks are better.

Consider Poiseuille's law. The purpose of a penis is to eliminate urine and eject semen. Let's consider urination first.

A urethra of sizable radius and short length can clearly expel the most urine in the shortest amount of time. The length of time urinating is increased proportionally be the length of the penis. The radius as you can see increases the flow rate by a power of 4, so small increases in the urethral radius leads to dramatic increases in flow.

Semen from most men has similar viscosity. You'll notice that the viscosity does contribute to the equation however we should not consider it as it is generally constant in most situations.

Most orgasms for men typically last between 5 and 22 seconds. During that time he will have several rhythmic pelvic muscle contractions, during which semen is expelled. In order for each of these contractions to be the most efficient, you want the flow (Q) to be maximized. Considering this equation, maximal flow (and maximal semen delivery) is achieved by a urethra of minimal length and maximal radius.

t. 4 inch penis :^)

>used to think I had a tiny penis because it doesn't expand much from fapping
>decide to measure it just after getting morning wood
>it's actually 16cm

everything went better than expected

this Wojak pick always has me in tears.

I mean look at that frustrated face! HAHAHHA

Trannies aren't women

>being of potato nigger descent
kek m8

t. english descent 7 inch master race

Move to India or Korea, they won't know the difference.

In fact it's more likely that he got it from his mother, a small dicked man would be less likely to reproduce in the first place

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kek'd