go to clinic

> go to clinic
> "have you been sexually active recently?"

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>go to clinic
>"have you eaten daily burger every day recently"
>"no"
>doctor shakes head in disgust
>do a 360 and walk away

...

>D:when was your last sexual relationship?
>Me: 8 years ago
>mfw

>Have you had sex with a man the past 12 months?
Yes
>Were you the top or bottom?
Bottom.
>Ok, I am going to swab your anus and give you a blood test.


She could have at least brought me a drink first.

>Go back to homeland
>Are you a Muslim? Please show us your IC

did you walk right into him?

>360
You'd be facing the same direction retard

spot the newfag

>60978922
>60978936
This is b8

...

"Yes."

You have chlamydia.
Cumming inside feels great.

*Shakes there hand*
Does that answer your question

They don't even ask me about that when I go to the doctor or donate blood because they already know the answer.

>"Do you smoke?"
I uh.. Vape

Why would you be so insecure as to care about your doctor's opinion of you

>"not at the moment"
christ you all are complete fucking autists

>TFW gf irl

> go to clinic
> "have you been sexually active recently?"
> erps regularly

"fuck you"

>virgin
>still have std

80% of the world has oral herpes senpai, you get it by kissing your mom in the cheek usually.

Or do you mean something else?

>Are you sexually active?
>No
>When was the last time you were?
>Never.
>...

>Go to doctors
>"do you choof durries m8?"
>"yeah nah yeah
>"bloody ripper m8 can i scab one off ya"
>"fuck off cunt just tell me if i have herpes ya dog. you're a rich cunt buy some yourself"
>"yeah nah yeaa ya do m8"

Even your doctors are bogans?

Lol, you'd be facing him, cause if you did a 180 you'd be in the opposite direction but he's like right there then

lol

>yeah nah thats fukin cancer mate, you're gone lad. That'll be fuckin....50 bucks *coughs*

are you me?

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>"yeah, I sucked some guy's dick 6 months ago"

If you're actually an American that's the best impression I've heard.