If your country were a woman, how would you describe her?

If your country were a woman, how would you describe her?

hillbilly ciderwhale

A a crackwhore with downsyndrome

Fat, ugly, brown and sick

A raped Jeanne d'Arc

Arbitrary

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hot and dry

Hairy, selfish and lazy

Also uneducated and prone to violence

Fat, lazy and ignorant.

a hot skinny girl with heavy make up who bitches at every thing without trying

Isolated and infested with crabs.

a qt

Preppy rich girl with an expensive and useless education

Moderately attractive midget divorcee

Poor, aggravated, beautiful whore.

Brown down south

at least it wasn't a violent divorce

An average looking woman who is paranoid and believes everything in social media.

Dissociative identity disorder

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