Beautiful racks of AMD EPYC servers. Excited to have our lead customers...

>Beautiful racks of AMD EPYC servers. Excited to have our lead customers, partners and press join us in Austin today for our launch event!

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Well, AMD stock went up 10% in the last few hours, get hyped for Amazon and Dell

Information will start releasing at 3PM CT. You can catch a video recap later tonight. We recommend following @AMDServer for more info.

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>But the good news is that not only does Su have a compelling strategy, it has been backed up with strong execution. So in light of the potential growth opportunities in markets for graphics and the data center, there is likely more room on the upside for AMD stock.

AMD seems to be like the place to be if you like computer science, and electrical engineering.

Nothing wrong with putting a bit of flair using a few LED strips in a multi-million server room, but I think this goes somewhat against the point of having racks with how space-inefficient this shit is.

any Texas bro want to do a meetup at AMD in the future? Can I get a headcount to try and arrange it. I'm in Houston

>blue lighting

Watchout Intel, Jewripper and Epyc is comibg for you.

There's talk that AMD have secured Microsoft and Amazon as customers.
That's 2 of the 7+1 right there.

I think Dropbox appeared in the AMD financial press conference a couple of weeks ago aswell.

Dropbox would be big. But amazon is HUGE. That's an - EPYC - deal right there for AMD.

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>The Solutions Architect will be required to support key datacenter customers within the region with focus on Amazon and Microsoft. The primary focus of the Solutions Architect will be to:

stop being gay

#bornthisway

When is that from now on?

Why the fuck hasn't everything switched to GMT/UTC ?

>Epyc logo
Fuck that's gross, they should have just kept calling it Naples.

3PM CT = 8PM GMT/9PM BST

Naples is the codename.

So you want to see Lisa's Naples, too?

I'm going to rape Lisa. I'll show you guys im not Sup Forumsay

Has no one noticed the eyes in the op's pic??!!??

>RGB servers
kek

I was gonna say, who is that?

>Not recognising sugar mama

...

Get fucked AMD

THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL EPYC LAUNCH THREAD
THIS IS EPYC THREAD

anandtech.com/show/11562/amd-epyc-launch-event-live-blog-starts-4pm-et-

LIVE BLOG, GET IN HERE

anandtech.com/show/11562/amd-epyc-launch-event-live-blog-starts-4pm-et-

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OY VEY OEMS ITS ANUDDA SHOAH
BUY INTEL GOYIM

AMD just dropped a bunch of EPYC videos on their YouTube channel

>200W TPD MAX
>32c/64t
>2.7GHz all-core/thread stable


Intel is about to get massively obliterated.

Oh God AMD is currently publicly executing Intel

That's so epic my dude

EXECUTING?
NIGGA THEY GOT THAT WHORE IN THE STOCK AND AREN'T EVEN PAYING TO USE HER

>tfw didn't invest in AMD

When HP and Microsoft are aboard, Intel's biggest fucking cronies, you know shit's about to get EPYC

dumb retard

AMAZON THERE TOO NIGGA;

Apple will put these in its new Macpro because they can charge $43,000 for them.

...

Amazon doesn't care who it buys from, HP and Intel have been historically glued to Intel

>socket longevily will be important
>No product differentiation down the stack except power, cores and frequency

INTEL GOT FUCKED

You can include Samsung and Baidu

HOLY SHIT

>tfw when bought 700 shares at 2.24 instead of buying a new computer
So this is the power investing.

Soon Sup Forums will be served from an epyc server rack.
The memes are writing themselves.

>don't need many cores
>or all that much CPU performance
>just need 2TB of RAM

>pay $400 for the CPU

OH MY. You can just feel the lotion bottles squeeze across the planet with all the execs and admins unzipping their pants to start furiously masturbating at the SHEER AVAILABILITY.[spoiler][/spoiler]

>'EPYC 7601 is a record breaking CPU'
>One EPYC CPU can outperform a dual socket Intel system
>'No compromise 1 socket'

>baidu
all that china money

Baidu.

The rape train doesn't stop.

HE SHORT NIGGA

samsung and whoever is LexisNexis too

>unzipping their dicks
ftfy

CHINA NUMBA UAN

It's his jeans

>32 cores
>up to 3.2 GHz
>180W

how can intel even compete?

Impressive day 1 lineup on a "untested" platform.

B-but meme512 goyim. MORE REGISTERS.

THEY LITERALLY CANNOT

i want to see mama su's beautiful rack

> 'Baidu chose to be an early adopter for EPYC'
> 'EPYC's solution increases efficiency and having a better TCO'

My stock says YES.

ITS OVER FOR ISRAEL
BURNLAKE-X IS FINISHED

>32 cores
>3.2 GHz
>32% marketshare incoming

Nice digits. Also there's a good chance that this is 3.2Ghz all-core turbo, but I wonder if it can go even faster though??

>'Flagship 2P server, setting WR for performance in its class'

For less cores, obviously.

That's how turbo is designed.

no, it's for

>cryptographic engine on all memory controllers

...

12.86 0.22 (1.74%) After hours

finance.yahoo.com/quote/amd

> - Different VMs can offer different encryption keys for their memory segments
OH
SHIT
NIGGAS

I have no idea what this means. Good? Bad? Somewhere in the middle?

Really good, on the fly memory encryption is very important for cloud.

extreme security

SEE

Flat out fucking amazing. Every memory pool is now encrypted when communicating with the CPU.

IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

>Baidu
If the Chinese are all on board, Intel is going to panic.

It's amazing, this is like RAM obfuscation turned up to 11, and practically makes any memory-targeted attack useless.

It was 11.50 a few hours ago.
Did everyone blow their load before the event?

DELL
ITS DELL
OY VEY MY GREATEST ALLY AT LEAST FORGET ABOUT RYZEN MOBILE

>mfw AMD literally ramming a rusty 10 inch thick flagpole up Intel's ass

2% gains already since 4pm

dell on stage

Pretty sure the LEDs and etched glass are just aesthetics for the security cage it's in. The servers are just the black boxes inside.

You could say their stock is "ryzen"

>'The crypto is woven so deep with a sub-1% impact on performance'

DELL


DELL


DELL


DELL, HP, SAMSUNG, BAIDU, DROPBOX

HOLY SHIT

closed at 12.64

FUCKING HELL DELL NOW GIMME XPS13 WITH RYZEN MOBILE
AND ILL SUCK YOUR COCK

AHAHAHAH

AMD has demolished Intel in one night, and they don't even have a high performance node until Zen2 which will probably have 256bit AVX pipes, more I/O and more cores.

Oh Jesus Christ.

YOU FORGOT MICROCOCKS NIGGER
AZURE IS SWITCHING TO EPYC FIRST

How crap, even just ECC takes up to 4% penalty on performance.

Also, AMD has both HP and Dell in the bag? Intel is finished and bankrupt.

Intel is fucking ded
ded

Does this mean immunity from cold boot attacks?

>meanwhile on Intel Skylake-X and probably the new Xeon lineup aswell: RFID chips directly on the processor for easy backdoor data exfiltration without needing to even open up the chassi

AND SUPERMICRO

Vega is irrelevant now, AMD has made GPUs a third wheel.

They don't even need GPUs now when their CPUs are thriving

DoA

Holy crap*

I think so

Thank you lads, looks like that is very useful and differentiating feature that simply BTFO of Intel.

>tfw Lisa Su will never be your mommy gf

Nah, the I/O and memory, FP and integer perf killed Intel, this is just spitting on its corpse.