Everyone seems jealous and poor when it comes to Apple

Everyone seems jealous and poor when it comes to Apple.

When will the jealousy end?

It's literally the only company on earth that makes good products.

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are you jealous of people with options

have fun buying 5 adapters just to use anything.

You're not special or unique for owning a macbook.
Even poorfaggots with no credit can buy one now with 24 month financing.

2 rupees have been deposited in your designated shitting street Ranjeet.

When Basic Universal Income will be introduced and I'll be able to afford all the iShit

>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>retina meme for "pros" have have gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues
youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously
>it's 2017 and moving folders around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

>no credit
I don't think you understand how this works

I just replaced my old deprecated USB A cables with USB C ones and now all my accessories are up to date :^)

Every single thread

Mactoddlers BTFO!

Posting here instead of making a new thread.

3DCutie GF wants a Macbook and wants to stay under 1.2K

Can't talk her out of buying apple so what's a good option so she doesn't buy the POS of POS's

Dump the slut.

This is what happens to shallow whores that care only about brand name.

>Botnet 10 comes preinstalled with all laptops
>Options

>all macs come with direct line home to NSA
>not botnet

>It's literally the only company on earth that makes good products.

It's just that Sup Forums is full of bitter contrarian neckbeards.

If Apple were a more obscure company that normies didn't give a shit about, the same neckbeards would be all over it.

>t. mactoddler

>cheap chink shit with winbloat 10 preinstalled
>options
I mean, I guess you can dig through a trashcan and say that you have a lot of options to choose from for dinner, but in the end you're still eating trash.

>t. wintoddler
haha I did it too XD

that's an absolutely disgusting touchpad

>mactoddler literally scared shitless to touch his preinstalled toddler toy and replace it with linux
>while defending his applel botnet

lmao

>literal nigger with stockholm syndrome defending his garbage dinner
nice :^)

>eat shit
>wow dude that's gross
>HAHA POORFAGS CAN'T AFFORD TO EAT SHIT

Why are iDrones so deluded?

>iDrones
NICE! don't forget to say iSheep also!

People who talk like this are the new internet atheists

>WAAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUP SHEEEEEPLE!!!!!!!
cring

>no escape
is this real

>implying

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spotted the iDronies

/tips fedora

>winplebs think they're people
Hilarious. I always love it when you slobs get all uppity.

>pretending to be white and sucessful
can't fool me parvinder

COURAGE
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Could be a Linux user too, user. Retard

Just buy a USB-C DAC, poorfag

nope, there are currently obscure companies, mention one here and 0 replies

in this board

corporation technolo/g/ies

>mactoddler
>claiming anyone else has stockholm syndrome

Windows users have no room to talk. The mental gymnastics they go through to defend telemetry and literal botnet features is hilarious.

"you can turn them off" =/= "I LOVE TELEMETRY, LET ME GOBBLE MORE MICROCOCK"

Keep talking shit iCuck

This actually explains a lot of the Windows posters, too.

>that resolution

what is this ugly windows clone?

You can tell you're communicating with a mactoddler that has no argument when they try to shit on something from M$ while sucking applel's cock for doing the exact same thing.

Apple is literally Cuckold: The Brand.

lmao

but a USB hub isn't inconvenient or messy at all
>not to mention USB C will pretty much be universally used on all upcoming devices in the very near future

There are many problems with the MBP, but choosing to single out this is kinda retarded.

6/8 would buy if it had escape key

>OS: Mint 18.1 serena
gosh i wonder

dat starticon

The Touch Bar gives you an escape key.

I truly find the bar to be woefully underrated. It's awesome, imo

>will be
Cars will probably be reliably self-driving within a decade, that doesn't mean that selling them without steering wheels now is great idea. Made a great laptop worse in literally every way imaginable and nothing about it is defensible. They need to hire someone to bitchslap Jony Ive every once in a while.

>Doesn't know I'm using a 4:3 monitor I been having for 10 years

Not sure if this is bait or there is someone really this retarded. Bar is completely useless to anyone but elderly who can't touch type.

>babby distro
>steam
Kek. This board is literally just autistic children, isn't it?

youtube.com/watch?v=IxhGXZoS8ws

Have you even used one? It has all kinds of shortcuts, and especially useful for watching videos. You can navigate and scroll through timelines, etc.

What is the point in needlessly hating something you haven't even used?

Sup Forums is broke ass niggers
hating on something they can't afford literally costs them nothing

I had one for over two weeks and genuinely failed to find a use for it. You can navigate and scroll and scrub much easier and more precisely with conventional key combos. Touchscreens are really only better for actions that recuire mouse movements and a tiny strip fails even on that front. Then again you're just parroting marketing information and probably baiting so have a (you).

You tell me, where's the escape key?

Had to make room for the Facebook key

>posting a risitas video in the year 2017

It changes based on what application you're in, retard. If you're doing something that doesn't require an escape key, it won't be there. You can also program it to appear how you want.

Typical Pasta.

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Works on My Machine(tm)

Why do you make these threads, OP? No one on this board becomes upset when you call them poor for not owning Applel products. This thread is literally Sup Forums consolewarring with different hats. You should be banned, and I hope other people report you to facilitate that.

Install a noose around your neck and kill yourself.

Galaxy S7 photos taken in landscape mode always uploads upside down on Sup Forums... and there's no way to fix it, AFAIK

Anyone know how to fix this issue?

it is in my life

test

niggers only use Apple tho

Most niggers I've seen use cheap Androids and shit like Acer/HP laptops. I've seen a couple with iPhones... but never seen one with a MacBook Pro. I think I saw a black guy with a MacBook Air one time, tho.

>Google manages over 40,000 Macs
>Hurrrrr only niggers use Applel machines

Go take your autism meds, Timmy.

retard calling others retards bc too retarded to read I see
*niggers only use
vs
*only niggers use

>kys

how the fuck did you get the file size so small nigger?

An Android app, called Photoczip. It's pretty nifty.

yeah thanks for posting it in every thread. maybe you could do something more useful with your life?

>he's been on his computer for 3 days and 28 hours
Fucking loser.

>Moto Sans
Looks pretty nice. I'm gonna try it out on my machine.

>Wants to get full 5v from a mobile device

Are you retarded?

>3 days 28 hours
>a day has 24 hours
you played yourself

You seem angry and poor.

You can't afford the touchbar version?

You're asking Sup Forums, the biggest poorfag forum on earth, why they hate Apple?

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Take a fucking look around. /bst/ is filled with poorfags who can't afford good hardware or even a good desk for fucks sake. /guts/ is filled with poorfags who can only afford a shitty i3 and a shitty gpu for €100. Most people on this board are poorfag linux faggots with shitty laptops with shitty resolutions like 1366x768.

Of fucking cource majority of Sup Forums will hate Apple. They can't fucking afford it even if they used a payment plan.

>board filled with literal geniuses (>130iq)
>poorest board on 4chin

maeks u think

>board filled with literal geniuses (>130iq)


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The average is brought down because of all the fucking macfags on here. We will easily surpass 130iq if every single macfag and /ctg/ retard on here left overnight.

yea lots of us took the mensa iq test, there was a 3d abt it, and apart from a few outliers most were in the 120s ballpark.
Some 140s and 150s.

>using the smiley with a carat nose

>Thinks not using Macs make you smart

Haha are you fucking retarded you virgin?

You're late to your date with your Linux Distro. Go hug your shitty laptop.

Go commit suicide please.

ahhah how can he be samrt if he dont get layd often??

>It's literally the only company on earth that makes good products.
>Meanwhile your macbook will die from overheating while editing videos
Nice one, faggot.

hahaha you actually think you're smart
hahahahahaahhahahahahaahhahahahahaahhahahahahaahhahahahahaahhahahahahaahhahahahahaahhahahahahaahhahahahahaahhahahahahaah

Yes, with a 158 IQ I'm in the 0.07% percentile
So yea

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Why do you guys talk like faggots when you start these threads?

let's get something out of the way here

latest 15" 512GB mbp
- skylake i7
- 16gb ddr3
- radeon 560
- 2880x1800 screen plus some touch bar nonsense
- 76Wh battery
- $2800

latest 512GB dell xps 15
- kaby lake i7
- 16gb ddr4
- gtx 1050
- 3840x2160 touchscreen
- 97Wh battery
- beautiful aluminum + carbon fiber build / 17mm form factor
- $2000

Tell me again about how you're paying for quality with a macbook

>paying 2000 USD for a winblows mahcine poorly glued together in some chinashop

Friendly reminder that apple assembly takes place in China and that OSX has an extremely unstable file manager that can literally delete all your shit for no reason.

Software that's simple, functional, elegant, and aesthetic. Both platforms have their purposes. Some individuals prefer windows, others prefer Mac OS X, or GNU/Linux. That's okay. And I'd make the argument that the cost of MBP isn't necessarily bad or unreasonable for what it's offering. Different strokes for different folks.