How to get an Australian gf?

How to get an Australian gf?

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Be Australian

you go down under

take from that what you wish

point your finger at a passerby without him noticing. It won't help you get a gf but it's good for a prank or a funny joke

I love playing this game with my friends, it's always a good laugh.

start to jump like a kangaroo in front of her and then grab her leg like a koala

no you get the drop on her like a koala

Stick a finger in her pussy screaming "Straya cunt!". Then ask "nice pun, no?"
I dunno desu, I'm not very ladies man.

polish doesn't seem like a language capable of much romantic expression to be sure

You gotta be poisonous, toxic, or otherwise dangerous, becuase nothing else will attract Aussies.

want an australian bf instead?

this is a common misconception

sorry, that's not on the agenda

Nope, that's what French is for.
But we have 50 different words for various kinds of toilets, beat that

have a jolly and impersonal sense of humor

then fuck off we're full

Haven't you realised that Australia is full of gay men? Surely you've noticed all the fagstralia threads on Sup Forums

-go to Australia
-wear emu mask
-pick your maiden

offer her a ciggy and a can of vb and she's all yours

sure, but ain't fag's sisters supposed to be extra fertile?

don't forget the nylons

i see someone is educated in the way of western sydney and the mornington peninsula

post boipuccy

honestly if you replace VB with a premix (I'd suggest woodstock bourborn+coke or vodka cruiser) of some kind, you're correct in some cases.

Faggot

what did he mean by this

He mean that you're a faggot

oh right

wonder what gave me away

flag
(badumtss)

tell her you want to get in her asshole and fuck her shit, bing bang boom

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good post

thanks for being here with us tonight, poland

tfw I do this all the time

cheers m8, not much too do here at 5-6 am anyway

why are you here at this time?

I can't sleep today, plus I have some stuff to do early in the morning so I'm just taking my time.

>not starting day with some shitposting

Australian women have jaws that can cut glass. I don't know why you would want one.

go to the beach, pick up a sheila and start benching her

fair enough

don't have time for that shit anymore since I work. Also it's actually a shitty way to spend your time.

this is wrong since so many of our women are fat

Be yourself

How being fat stops you from cutting glass with your jaw? ( didn't I miss any idiom here?)

I can see where your confusion would come from.

To "have a glass jaw" means someone who can't take a punch/can't fight.

"Jaws that can cut glass" or "jawline that could cut glass" generally means someone with a very sharp jawline/chin/etc.

VB cunt I wouldn't feed that pisswater to my fucking dog.

vb is fine get out of muh country

I see, thanks. Seriously, idoms are the worst if it comes to learn English.

Like this

idioms are fucked no matter what country you're from tb'h.

For example, in chinese (which I used to study) 马马虎虎 - Mǎmǎhǔhǔ - literally means "horse horse tiger tiger", but translates to "ok", "so-so", "not bad" or "fair".

Such ones are at least quite easy to memorise (like yours "raining dogs and cats", "beating a dead dog with a stick" etc) and actually pretty few (in comparsion at least), but the really worst are these shorties. Like when you think you know what does "get" mean, but suddenly you open "idiom dictionary" and there is fuckin shitloads of "get +up +off +back +1000 others. And it gets pretty clear that you don't know what damn "get" means for shit.
It happens whenever I'm starting to think I know English well enough- just random idiom out of nowhere. Makes me sad.

well english idioms and phrases will be especially difficult to learn because it's spoken in so many places in the world and now so widely in the world as well. No native english speaker knows them all, there are too many dialects and it's used too much on the internet to keep up with them all.

Your english seems quite good btw don't be too sad.

I know all of them.

vb is shit..... only queenslanders like me drink xxxx gold

t. bing bong ching chong

Cheers, you're darling :*

(I don't belive you, tho :^))

suck my dick cunt

>says vb is shit
>drinks xxxx gold
I'm lmaoing at your life.

Don't feed beer to your pupper you asshole

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>queenslanders inferring they are equal to sydneysiders