How to get an Australian gf?
How to get an Australian gf?
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Be Australian
you go down under
take from that what you wish
point your finger at a passerby without him noticing. It won't help you get a gf but it's good for a prank or a funny joke
I love playing this game with my friends, it's always a good laugh.
start to jump like a kangaroo in front of her and then grab her leg like a koala
no you get the drop on her like a koala
Stick a finger in her pussy screaming "Straya cunt!". Then ask "nice pun, no?"
I dunno desu, I'm not very ladies man.
polish doesn't seem like a language capable of much romantic expression to be sure
You gotta be poisonous, toxic, or otherwise dangerous, becuase nothing else will attract Aussies.
want an australian bf instead?
this is a common misconception
sorry, that's not on the agenda
Nope, that's what French is for.
But we have 50 different words for various kinds of toilets, beat that
have a jolly and impersonal sense of humor
then fuck off we're full
Haven't you realised that Australia is full of gay men? Surely you've noticed all the fagstralia threads on Sup Forums
-go to Australia
-wear emu mask
-pick your maiden
offer her a ciggy and a can of vb and she's all yours
sure, but ain't fag's sisters supposed to be extra fertile?
don't forget the nylons
i see someone is educated in the way of western sydney and the mornington peninsula
post boipuccy
honestly if you replace VB with a premix (I'd suggest woodstock bourborn+coke or vodka cruiser) of some kind, you're correct in some cases.
Faggot
what did he mean by this
He mean that you're a faggot
oh right
wonder what gave me away
flag
(badumtss)
tell her you want to get in her asshole and fuck her shit, bing bang boom
good post
thanks for being here with us tonight, poland
tfw I do this all the time
cheers m8, not much too do here at 5-6 am anyway
why are you here at this time?
I can't sleep today, plus I have some stuff to do early in the morning so I'm just taking my time.
>not starting day with some shitposting
Australian women have jaws that can cut glass. I don't know why you would want one.
go to the beach, pick up a sheila and start benching her
fair enough
don't have time for that shit anymore since I work. Also it's actually a shitty way to spend your time.
this is wrong since so many of our women are fat
Be yourself
How being fat stops you from cutting glass with your jaw? ( didn't I miss any idiom here?)
I can see where your confusion would come from.
To "have a glass jaw" means someone who can't take a punch/can't fight.
"Jaws that can cut glass" or "jawline that could cut glass" generally means someone with a very sharp jawline/chin/etc.
VB cunt I wouldn't feed that pisswater to my fucking dog.
vb is fine get out of muh country
I see, thanks. Seriously, idoms are the worst if it comes to learn English.
Like this
idioms are fucked no matter what country you're from tb'h.
For example, in chinese (which I used to study) 马马虎虎 - Mǎmǎhǔhǔ - literally means "horse horse tiger tiger", but translates to "ok", "so-so", "not bad" or "fair".
Such ones are at least quite easy to memorise (like yours "raining dogs and cats", "beating a dead dog with a stick" etc) and actually pretty few (in comparsion at least), but the really worst are these shorties. Like when you think you know what does "get" mean, but suddenly you open "idiom dictionary" and there is fuckin shitloads of "get +up +off +back +1000 others. And it gets pretty clear that you don't know what damn "get" means for shit.
It happens whenever I'm starting to think I know English well enough- just random idiom out of nowhere. Makes me sad.
well english idioms and phrases will be especially difficult to learn because it's spoken in so many places in the world and now so widely in the world as well. No native english speaker knows them all, there are too many dialects and it's used too much on the internet to keep up with them all.
Your english seems quite good btw don't be too sad.
I know all of them.
vb is shit..... only queenslanders like me drink xxxx gold
t. bing bong ching chong
Cheers, you're darling :*
(I don't belive you, tho :^))
suck my dick cunt
>says vb is shit
>drinks xxxx gold
I'm lmaoing at your life.
Don't feed beer to your pupper you asshole
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>queenslanders inferring they are equal to sydneysiders