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korean pop

really need to start pressing on with my black gf gimmick, it's not getting the time that it needs

Fourth for Sae

as the official /brit/ gimmick judge, I look forward to your submission.

do you actually have a black gf or is it just a gimmick?

wife's son started vaping lads

I actually do

There ain't no justice.

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*fucks the po-leece and all the courts*

Might start accusing people of being racist if they disagree with my opinions.

Just had a bumwank now I'm doing a poo

Might start disagreeing with people's opinions if they accuse me of being racist

*attempts to pickpocket Gnome Woman*
*gets stunned*

hmmmm

*withdraws BGS from bank*

Sounds pretty racist tbf

Might start accusing people of disagreeing if they disagree with my racism

I disagree

Might start disagreeing with people's opinions in Greggs

in Greggs?

might start disagreeing with people if they agree with my opinions

nat fucking respond please hello

>it's a "person at till gives you a dirt look when you're buying booze" episode

I'm 22 for FUCK sake

Might disagree with starting on racist people if they accuse me of being in Gregg's

Might wjdgatygwhaioplcjnb cvmvmkc;#fe#ef#ee##

topkek

Dangerously memeable

Might start disagreeing with people's opinions in sainsbury's

>it's a "qt at till gives you a flirty look and tells you to enjoy yourself when you buy a durex vibrating cock ring" episode
Looking forward to the re-run

might start disagreeing with gregg about race lads

Might disagree with Greggs if they accuse me of dangerously meemable topkek

>wjdgatygwhaioplcjnb cvmvmkc;#fe#ef#ee##

really makes you think

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This is how easy it is to lose your virginity nerds

Might start shitting EXCLUSIVELY in public toilets

ahahaha look at the hong kong wanker posting in the old thread hahahahahahahaha

having a go

Just want to inform you that I'm not going to read a single word of this.

doing a living my life to the fullest

>I am 25 and a virgin. I never kissed a girl or even held a girls hand before. So I figured I do what everyone seems to do in the movies and go to a bar and see what happens. I don't drink but I have read it can make you less shy and more out going. What could possible go wrong?

this guys a fucking gimp lmao

*wears heart on sleeve*

>dat vocaroo

Might not read a single word of this if a racist disagrees with my being in sainsbury's

Indeed, and he still managed to pull

>literal 14 year old

Just going to inform you that I read some of it and I'm about 99.9% sure the guy is trying to get feedback on his shitty movie script

yeah but just imagine the weapon that is her head

I beleive all the lefties in here to be around that age

I've decided that I want money, and to this end I am going to get a job

steal

yeah this

gonna bet she's a prime munt

>not starting your own business

hmm

init

bit awkward ..

I have a serious concern, lads.

I'm straight, but...

I pretend to be getting fucked in the arse and really enjoy it.

When I'm in the shower, I sort of wish that there was another guy in there with me that I could rub dicks with.

When I wank, I get the urge to cum in my mouth. I really want to, but I'm too much of a pussy to do it.

I get turned on by the thought of blowing another man.

When I see a nice dick on the internet, I really feel like sucking it.

I have gay wet dreams. I wake up at climax and find a huge pool of cum in my pants.

What does it mean?

this is probably not real

>effort

hmm
*raises hands and gives a "you got me!" look*

>im straight but [proceed to write a fuck off amount of text about how gay you are]

ah, succinct

You're probably just heretro+

bender

gonna do some lifting and watch daily politics

please do NOT fedora this post

doing a go home

behave yourselves lads

nat you crimson haired minx r e p l y t o m e i m m e d i a t e l y p l e a s e a n d t h a n k y o u

HONG KONG IS LITERALLY 14 YEARS OLD

MODS

ah yes, yorkshire tea

freshly grown on the moors

what? on the moon? not likely mate there's no atmosphere there and we've never even been there before

I'm not attracted to men though

>I'm not attracted to men though

what?

We are all on a journey to the common house of heaven, where we will be able to admire with joyful wonder the mystery of the universe.

get the urge now and then to buy an anal dildo

do a listen
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hong kong twat is underage

If you were promised a qt Chinese wife would you vote stay?

sounds like you need a girl with a feminine penis

Let me show you a room full of people who are surprised
*opens a door*
*there's load of people crammed in there, arguing and shoving each other*
oops haha sorry, that's the waiting room for your mum, hang on
*opens another door*
*completely empty room*
ah yes, this is the one

yes

doing a depression

ummm like corr blimey nat you cant just come online, do a quick reply or 2 then go offline again, sweety x i need to ask you out again so i can put my weewee in your

>oops haha sorry, that's the waiting room for your mum, hang on

guess my underage comment hit a nerve with you

really need to suck a willy
any lads interested

he was just joking you insecure melt. dont be so defensive

Mong Kong

Scary times we live in.
Scary times.

Maybe. Maybe not. He could be 18 I guess.

Can you deepthroat?

No, sorry.

Nice one lad me too

This joke is mean. If it was funny I could live with it if someone talked about my mother like this. But the mother joke is so old it's not funny anymore. The empty room part was funny though.

Have to give a presentation at a staff meeting on Friday. DEFINITELY going to reveal my power level in front of all the qts I work with.

post lips

got brown on your nose you cretin

Think I may have choked in my Iceland job interview, lads.

Where do people go to practice job interview skills? I need to be less nervous so I can actually get a job and get paid.

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really makes you think

you absolute peon

Have you tried applying for a job somewhere they speak English?

>he thinks interviews matter when applying for retail jobs

what matters when applying for retail jobs then?

When I had a job in a service station, we went through staff like bubble wrap.

After they'd landed the job, they either quit after a single day, or they never showed up at all.

People are weird.

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