Footy edition
/brit/
Samuel Jenkins
Levi Mitchell
korean pop
Ian Hill
*spends $200 on a girl and she doesn't fuck me*
Hudson Collins
#JustWhiteKnightProblems
Cooper Watson
yeah she hasn't replied since then and desu i don't really see what she can say from that. i think i've just fucked it
ffs shes going to get her box smashed so many times in europe by these fucking european cunts and i fucking only got to hook up with her despite spending heaps of money over 2 dates buying fuckign ciders for her mama mia FUCK
oi please mate
Luis Foster
>298 posts
janny's going to lose his nut
Ryan Martinez
The, err..."tolerant left"
Brayden Cooper
*willingly subjects self to propaganda*
just back from Sup Forums lads
Owen Watson
>sports on Sup Forums
>5 hour early even before the match
>early thread
kys you useless cunt
Kayden Fisher
Off to teach bois
Lucas Morris
I have a serious concern, lads.
I'm straight, but...
I pretend to be getting fucked in the arse and really enjoy it.
When I'm in the shower, I sort of wish that there was another guy in there with me that I could rub dicks with.
When I wank, I get the urge to cum in my mouth. I really want to, but I'm too much of a pussy to do it.
I get turned on by the thought of blowing another man.
When I see a nice dick on the internet, I really feel like sucking it.
I have gay wet dreams. I wake up at climax and find a huge pool of cum in my pants.
What does it mean?
Carter Morris
>sports
it's sport you yank twat
James Hall
maybe you aren't straight
Jack Russell
what went wrong? there has to have been something that caused her at least not fucking you before she goes
Evan Thomas
would probably let a lad suck on my willy just for the domination factor
battymon
Cameron Wood
Hope the caretaker cleans up this mess.
Lincoln Bailey
>sports
FOY
Ryder Howard
england better fucking score a few goals and win or I'm down loads
Easton Cooper
not gay as long as you're imagining they are your mates
nothing gay about wanking off a mateq
Daniel James
both of us live with our parents
Josiah Morales
some girl i know's dad died yesterday
sad but i had to laugh. what a day to die on.
Chase Walker
maisie
Josiah Brooks
so you just couldn't go anywhere to fuck?
Parker Jones
what a qt
Charles Nelson
really makes you wonder why you're on this site huh...
Ian Martin
*chokes on toxic masculinity*
fucking hell someone open a window
Jackson Richardson
but I'm not attracted to men...
Cameron Gonzalez
nah wouldn't even know how to phrase that
>hey what are your thoughts on the bushy areas of that park over there?
Gavin Wood
>Xherdan Shaqiri on Switzerland’s shirts: I hope Puma don’t produce condoms
Justin Harris
>tfw mum retired recently so I will NEVER be able to have a girl over
Gavin Gonzalez
Moving to Poland if we vote remain.
Samuel Torres
I hope Wales do Ok too.
Wyatt Lopez
bringing a bird back to your mums house past the age of 17 was never going to end well lad
Grayson Davis
be there 2nite
Josiah Hernandez
I want a gf
Andrew Powell
how about move out you fucking failure
Joshua Cox
do her in the public loos lad
Sebastian Stewart
my mum retired when I was 6 so I was fucked
Robert Morgan
>queens 90th birthday
>expect an extravagant cake
>to be made by one of the top chefs of the country
>it's a paki
>it's wonky
>it looks like shit
i'm fucking livid
Chase Cox
yeah but usually she would be at work
Gabriel Hall
ex gf sent me this lads
Andrew Hill
>shag friend of a friend after a night out
>she gives me her number
>text her a month later that I'm back from uni and ask if she wants to meet up for a drink
>she tells me she's seeing someone else
*camera zooms in on me, face resigned and surrendered to the situation that faces me*
*the Bee Gees - I started a joke plays in the background*
>IIIII started a joke... which started the whole world crying...
*blinks and a single tear drops from my eye*
>but I didn't see...
*lips move slightly, curling inwards as my tongue pokes outwards to wet them*
>that the joke was on meeee... ooohhh nooo...
*fade to black*
Liam Robinson
I'm just going to put my feet up and go full Peter Hitchins and not give a hoot about Britain anymore . . ..watch it sink through the apathy of the population.
Josiah Stewart
m8 just fuck in your car, it's a bit highschooly but yolo
but nah just leave it ay. don't message her or reply to the message she might send you in response. just put some distance between you two. better to say less and just kind of drift apart while knowing you can possibly get it going again than burn out trying to swim against a current of shit
Cameron Morris
nothing wrong with my pidgeon desu
Jayden Rivera
not funny
leave it to the aussie
Sebastian Perry
>Guy came up to me, asked for 50p for "a phone booth"
>raises it to £1
>about to give it to him because I'm a nice person
>raises it to £2
>tell him nah and start to walk off
>starts begging me while I walk off
Ian Cook
Northern Ireland will beat Germany 1-1
Ryder Smith
>top chefs of the country
Errrrr . .. No.
Sebastian Murphy
best answer desu
Jaxon Bennett
>wow ok
Austin Parker
ask for a video
Josiah Robinson
"didn't look that good to me"
Wyatt James
vote leave pls pls pls pls
we need more jobs here
Austin Powell
he's a crackhead don't give him shit
Jace Baker
hello lads~
Brayden Miller
just finished reading a Book
it's true what they say, knowledge truly is the water of life
William Martin
What time is the match on?
Tyler Morales
chefs can still bake a cake mate
Ryan Allen
7 something
Jacob Perry
the fucking state of that cake
why is it wonky
Lucas Parker
8pm lad
Chase Butler
those lips were made for my dick
Brandon Ward
Secured for myself a cheeky black gf lads
Jonathan Nguyen
shut the fuck up you dumb yank cunt we don't all live in cheap povvo shit holes
Michael Sullivan
cool cake nadia
Andrew Butler
google it you useless cunt
Jeremiah Price
>Here you go sir, that'll be $22.47-- plus a tip
How do you respond?
Aaron Lewis
>m8 just fuck in your car
mate ... we need to talk
-cue youtube.com
*camera pans to you, the almost cheeky grin on your mouth that you had quickly evaporates*
*camera pans back to me, with a countenance of that of a soldier returning to his KIA'd mate's house to break the news of their dead son to his parents, i begin to open up my mouth*
*camera zooms out of us beginning to talk*
*continues slowly to zoom out*
*credits roll*
Nolan Reed
I'll do what I fucking want
Dominic Russell
might do something risky
Leo Cooper
8
Adrian Smith
>tfw just heard this black child speaking polish
Lmao only in London
Robert Cooper
w-woof woof :3
Lincoln Wood
>plus tip.
In Bongland . . .neh.
Levi Nelson
every fucking time
Landon Sullivan
>the vast majority of /brit/ watches football
fuck off you normie twats
stop infecting this general with sport
Jeremiah Davis
keep england in euro, keep EU out of england
Sebastian Anderson
how does he do it
Ethan Walker
>he doesn't know what /brit/ is just /epl/ on Sup Forums
lmaoing at your ignorance, worm
Robert Campbell
how can you not love this man?
Chase Bell
>he doesn't watch it to banter other countries on sp or int
Luke Long
>i don't watch football
Cameron Rodriguez
I'm a radical centrist
Leo Robinson
fuck off you autismal twat this country didn't become GREAT Britain by everyone staying inside moaning about sports being shit
OI OI OI
LADS LADS LADS
Luke Ortiz
>not watching football
what the fuck is wrong with you
Ian Torres
I argue that he is an idiot.
William Parker
molyneux has gone absolutely mental
Evan Rogers
Right, you're coming with me
Mason Ward
LEAVE
Mason Hill
just spent an hour trying to get to sleep but couldn't
Ryan Hall
do you not have a car? fucks sake ed get it together son
*reaches into jacket pocket*
hey kid..............................wanna toothpick?
Nolan Hughes
8pm on ITV unfortunately
Carson Harris
I found Jesus, lads. ahaha.
Jayden Walker
Hudson Green
>people ITT have moved out and own their own car
didn't realise this was the billionaire general
Nathaniel Jenkins
if you don't watch and like football you are not english, in fact you are probably a rasheed
Nolan Torres
>the vast majority of /brit/ watches football
Umm, no?