How many countries do you think are going to defeat Canada in this years Olympics?

How many countries do you think are going to defeat Canada in this years Olympics?

Last Olympics 35 countries defeated them, including Croatia, New Zealand and North Korea.

...olympics?

>Summer "Olympics"

>watching the summer olympics

They're the main Olympics

Winter ones aren't even sport, just hobbies that only rich people can afford to spend their whole life doing. Plus no one watches them

Not our fault you're poor and don't have snow.

>summer """""Olympics"""""
Enjoy being poor

you can't even beat norway

At what, Skiing?

Our main sports are snowboarding and hockey.

but why are you losing to countries like Switzerland, Norway and Denmark?
all other anglo countries rank very highly even australia gets top 10 with half your population

I don't know. We only watch winter sports.

It's winter you retards.

>poorlympics

I bet you unironically watch soccer

It's summer in the 1st world

You say that because you know we get beat in the summer Olympics and resort to competing in the winter where competition is super limited.

(You)

>be Canadian
>be shit at all world sports
>"w-we don't care!!!"

lmao

I will kidnap your athletes and fill their bundas with my banana juice.

If you defeat Canada, they win.

You're just mad that you are shit at proper sports

biathlon

>2014
>cannot beat Russia or Norway

Will they be infected with zika then?

>Implying anyone can

...

>be canada
>be quite mediocre and underachieving in all respects

>Norway population: 5m
>Canada population 35m

Hmmm......

What is Olympic?

>proper sports
Did you even read what I wrote? Summer Olympics are the MAIN Olympics. I hope that cleared it up for you

>Olympics - 200+ countries
>Paralympics - 164 countries
>Winter Olympics - 88 countries
Yeah those winter olympics sure are prestigious
In the last olympics Canada won a single gold medal for trampoline jumping, I feel shame for even living in a country that shares similar origin to Canada

>be 2010
>have home turf
>cannot beat USA or Germany

>In the last olympics Canada won a single gold medal for trampoline jumping
nooooooooooooo

It's too hot during summer do any sport

>be dutch
>have autistic national obsession with speed skating

>watching jabal the skeletal somalian out run other african skeletons

No thanks

What's your point? Winter Olympics is literally quality over quantity.

Speed skating is pretty choice, bud.

>be usa
>have 300 million people
>have 22 medals less than the 105 million people in 2nd, 3rd and 4th place
your 63% are showing

>watching sports
lol, normies

awww shiiiet 42, the avg number of black inches a usa woman gets per second

are you forgetting that like 75%+ of our population doesnt live in a climate that is suitable or practical for winter sports right?

Wait til you learn about how well Canada did in the Summer Olympics that they ACTUALLY HOSTED

>rule the sport
>hurr durr autistic obsesion

Hopefully the English county of Yorkshire does again.

It's sad speed skating is dying in Norway, it's a great sport. At least we have qts.

its all good, we arnt greed :^)

Why would i want to watch abo sports? only sweaty shitskins live in warm climates

...

Why are Aussies so obsessed with Canada? They literally can't stop talking about us.

In the last 25 years we only had 4 winters were we could ice skate outside and we have no mountains, still we can compete.

Inferiority complex, they suck the U.S's dick so hard and still get ignored

only reason i called it autistic is cause it's like your country just decided to go all in on speed skating, it's quite random. never said it wasn't impressive.

Dat ass tho

>In the last olympics Canada won a single gold medal for trampoline jumping

It's one of the few sports you can actually do here, sometimes.

Try alpine skiing in this landscape

The anglosphere is a huge circlejerk, you guys bicker about some minor things but in the end you are all the same.

...

their legs are pretty big iirctbh

>The anglosphere is a huge circlejerk

True.

You guys had 11 speed skating rinks and 21,000 athletes in 2015, we had 3 ice rinks and 1,000 athletes. Please send help, you're so good you're killing the sport.

The summer Olympics, aka the real Olympics, has events like shooting and so, so much more.

It's all the women we stole during ww2, not sure why they try to take it out on Canada.

Yeah shame all you guys have is Poortugal to jerk off with.

I look at whose prime time it is and decide which of them is easiest to trigger

>canadians going on about winter olympics (and rightfully so), yet NOT posting the one winter sport that actually matters
what

summer Olympics have all the boring sports like running and shitty poor countries no one cares about

Winter Olympics has the awesome meme sports like snowboardcross and ski shooting and hockey

the only good sports in summer are the water ones

When you guys stop wanting to ban our favourite distance.

you ever think thats why we shitpost each other all the time? seem a bit jealous tbqh

>ski shooting
it's called biathlon, you should watch and support it

I don't care enough about sports in general to learn their names
I just know the summer Olympics are dull as hell

I already mentioned Hockey what more do you want?

We don't even interact with tugas outside the forced integration camp that is /luso/ and no one else speaks our language. Brazilian culture is very isolated from the rest of the world, I feel extremely lonely. :(

>doesn't even have horses

Give me the modern pentathlon instead m8.

Seems like its just a recent thing, might've been our summerfags.

Who /hypedfortheracewalk/ here

That looks gay as fuck

>go to Rio
>Get Zeka

are any athletes even going to this years Olympics?

>people walking really fast
summer Olympics everyone

Death march is the opposite of gay, people literally die doing this shit at the olympics

If I kinda enjoy looking at that picture without getting a boner, am I gay or is it just non-gay homoeroticism?

>people literally die doing this shit at the olympics

While literally shitting their pants in the process.

One of our crippled athletes got robbed at gunpoint in rio during the past week, not even the Indian commonwealth games were this big of a shit show,

some of them are auschwitz skinny

Then they are gays acting stupid for not drinking/eating enough

>all those brown skeltals

>people dying from walking fast for someone's entertainment
They're retarded and kinda deserve it.

Best Rio Olympic kit coming through.

>top level athlete
>handle bars

>tfw Rugby Sevens is included

BR confirmed for 4th world

Is that a man or a woman?

I would
hot af

She's 6'3", I'm surprised she has hips at all.

>didn't qualify
who watches sevens anyway

It's hard to tell with female rugby players.

What's sex with a rugby pro like?

the real question is how well GB will do.
we did fucking well last games, I think like 2nd or 3rd overall medal count (but they were here, duh) and it'll be interesting to see how much of a legacy that has going forwards.

girl I know lives in Rio has been telling me the city is falling apart because it has no money for the games, and that public service employees are committing suicide because their pay has been cut completely for a long time

We'll get nowhere near our 29 gold medals we got last time, be lucky to break 20 to be honest.

Surprised, aren't Canada quite good at Sevens?

>public service employees are committing suicide because their pay has been cut completely for a long time
according to some nice Sup Forums BRs a lot of teachers lost their jobs due to cuts ;_;