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what to do to have chink gf?
please respond

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pertamax

puta mayor dapat mauna

Chinese guy with his blonde White girlfriend

be rich

with couples like these anything is possible.

Have money

Sorry Indobro

Just be myself.

have shillings

puta mayor ay commie at bayot pala ayy lmao

Dating Viet girl. She's a perfect mix of traditional. Her family at least is extremely traditional from what I've noticed, and Catholic as well. Not sure if this is true for all SEA's but I would recommend being nationalist, well-read, interesting (talk about world issues and beliefs, not fucking video games and memes), and try to be someone she can "learn" from. That last part sounds bad, it's not as if you're her teacher, but conservative women do typically want a man they can "look up to," at least metaphorically if not physically.

That's my two cents from personal experience. Now don't go and be a faggot.

Suiran wo hen ai ni
Wo mei pan fa gaosu ni
Wo xin zhong yi you oh qinai
Danshi xi wang ni de ai

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Mabuti pa sa lotto May pag-asang manalo 'Di tulad sayo,Imposible. Prinsesa ka Ako'y dukha Sa TV lang naman kasi may mangyayari
At kahit mahal kita Wala akong magagawa Tanggap ko 'to aking sinta Pangarap lang kita

dat unibrow

weebz are easy targets

Southern chinese farmer tier t bh

Pit Señor

Pit Senyor!' Viva Senior Sto Nino!

Is starting a lotto outlet still a good business?

Maybe I'll start one on the new Ayala mall in Balintawak

yes its still popular

she's clearly using him

atas ane pedofil

wkwkwkwkwk

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and he's clearly using her

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black loli jesus!
pits

so many fetish

lmao why did I laugh so hard at this..

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me

hmm

Hi, /asean/ can you post some interesting screencap/green text story?

What is he funny or something?

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>be me playing vidya
>"Juanon! your brother forgot his lunch,bring it to him"
>"opo,mama"
>be at his school
>he is alpha cool guy at school
>be walking to his classroom
>put on headset
>Yes yes show starts playing
>swing my cap to the back
>walk to the beat
>see him talking to qt girl and his friends
call him
>hand him his stuff
>pat his head and give cool smile
>hear them talking behind the wall
>"was that your brother Junjun? he looks so kadiri"
>no that was our yayo(male maid)
>they all laugh

>The Russian girl is so desperate to get a boyfriend, but she still don't get one from his homeland til the end.
>So, she pick yellow dick instead.
That's from what I read. Correct me if I'm wrong.

kek

Why does your brother at school when you're in your house playing vidya? I'm sorry user, but I think you're adopted.

>Heard Allah Ackbar from the other room
>Panic
>Just my sister playing some Duterte game on her tablet

I was still NEET then

Chech 'em, lads

who the hell likes a weeb anyways. theyre all mentally unstable

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Damn lads looks Im fapping right now

Lottery is always a good business.

Powerpoint porn can make you erect?

Yes

Sexting makes me hard m8, I secretly jerking off when these fags here were erp-ing

Why is this not allowed?

hehehehe

What did she mean by this?

Why did you ask if she has a boyfriend

you dun goofed

should have played dumb, fuck her and let her bf be a cuck

So you sent her a dick pic while your leaving your /asean/ brothers in the desert? Dick pic nao

Post more pics of her.

In american language, please.

is she hot? she must be since u tryna pick her up. post pics homie

>Your pussy is big for a guy!
>Haha, give me your boyfriend

She wants you to give her 20k-40k dollars a month

And she's what we call a "tranny surprise"

Dont wanna cuck my fellow Pinoys
No
No
>You're a big guy
>For your boyfriend
She's pretty cute
I'm not a sex tourist

Fuck fellow pinoys, its a free for all pussy. You gotta enjoy life before divorce law hits us and fuck us males up.

My female cousin is NTRing her seaman husband for her bf pilot. She got caught when husband checked her phone and got beaten up.

Women are naturally whores

no pics? how are we suppose to know if shes not chink?

>No

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Why didn't you told the pilot? Did you blackmail her successfully?

Doesn't look like it. Nose looks flipflat.

>yours is so big
>hahaha do you have a bf?

My aunt who's living with her is the only one who knows about him.

Because she keeps hanging out areas near the airport selling condos to rich arabs

Kadiri?
Explain this shut user.

You don't have to be a sex tourist to be victiom of extortion

gross,undesirable basically they're calling the guy a creep

atas ane pedofil

wakawakawakawaka

Finally a thunderstorm

Sad it will only be for a few minutes

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Chinese colony soon


Its in English

what with murrican and their peas tendency?

On that matter, these past weeks I tried ask if people are ready to continue with my dump. People literally ignores me. Does that mean everyone who likes my creep are all Muslims?

aren't we already? my fellow Juan Lee

???

Your creeps are fucking weaksauce dude. Try riskier shots.

Why are candies so expensive in Singapore?

I will return in 4 hours. I want to dispose of them

To stop flips from emptying candy stores

your women are so ugly.

don't know why it triggers me but a filipino always does.

fun is not allowed or is heavily regulated

>t.proud seks dourisd

test

manTOP

rood

memex gan

show me your

why would i?

i can just go across the east philippines sea and get better looking girls just for being a diasporafaggot.

not that i would, i prefer girls with caucasian features.

>No

Race traitor cum embezzling cunt

no
need water
very tired

what did you do?

>memex gan
IS IT TEIM?

puki

puki

ukip

I DONT CARE ABOUT FLIPBONG'S ARGUMENTS VOTE BREXIT

exercise

why would you do that?